jazzfish: Randall Munroe, xkcd180 ("If you die in Canada, you die in Real Life!") (Canada)
Massive flooding in North Dakota caused our train to be rerouted south and delayed by about seven hours. (This is better than the train that left Sunday, which was caught in the flooding and delayed by a whopping NINETEEN hours.) Or, as noted elseweb:
Tucker: FLASH FLOODS in North Dakota! All trains lose 1 turn and 1 load.
John K--: Lose the luggage and keep Emily. Or did you pick up a cheese to throw away in wisconsin?
Jerry H--: If you didn't pick up a cheese I'm okay with retroactively assuming you picked up a cheese.
We were so late that they offloaded us in Everett WA and put us on a commuter train that runs twice a day from Vancouver to Seattle and back. Said train has wireless, so for the first time in several days I have internet with a keyboard and a large screen. (The Device is a wonderful thing but it's no replacement for a full-sized computer. I very slightly regret not getting either an iPad or a tethering plan for the Device; then again, we were without signal often enough that it wouldn't have made that much difference.)

The trip itself was a lot of fun, despite the ongoing and repeated delays. We stayed in a "Superliner roomette," which... the line drawing on the Amtrak website doesn't do it justice. It's two extra-wide seats that face each other, with a decent bit of legroom. At night the seats collapse into a twin bed. Another twin bed folds down from above, with some heavy-duty cargo straps you can hook to the ceiling so you don't get jostled out of bed during the night. There's a very narrow closet, and room under the seats to slide small luggage, and... that's about it, really. From an efficiency standpoint it's quite impressive. I think two days is about all I could stand.

The roomette had an electric outlet, but it's positioned so that I couldn't plug in my laptop charger, so I spent some amount of time in the "observation car." Bigger windows, including ones that run up and over part of the ceiling, and seats that face the windows, and usable outlets. Good light, during the day.

The food was decent, and provided free with the room. As you might guess I'm not a huge fan of the "seat four people to a table" idea; we had some good conversations, and some sort of strained ones, and some awkward silences.

Much of the midwest looked about like Tennessee, only with more standing water and happy ducks. Then when I woke up this morning we were passing through Libby, MT, and the terrain turned from 'generic farmland' to 'the Rockies.' Enormous hills and obligatory snow-capped peaks and scrub sage yielding to evergreen forests and rushing waterfalls. Nice countryside. I'm glad we got to see it in the daytime, though I would have liked to get a glimpse of Glacier National Park as well. No pictures, at least not from me; the camera is among the things that got inadvertently packed, along with the crepe makers and all my jacket-like objects.

We passed by the Peace Arch about thirty minutes ago, which I guess means we're officially unofficially in Canada. [personal profile] uilos is dozing next to me. In another half hour or so I'll wake her up and we'll go tell the Canadian border folks that we're here to apply for work permits, and we'll see how that goes.

Then tomorrow morning we go to take possession of the apartment, and tomorrow afternoon we open new bank accounts, and sometime after that our stuff shows up, and I start work on Monday.

This feels more unreal than anything I've done in a very, very long time, possibly as far back as "going to college." It still hasn't sunk in yet. I don't know when it will.
jazzfish: "Do you know the women's movement has no sense of humor?" "No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it!" (the radical notion that women are people)
So... that happened.

It mostly went by in a blur. [personal profile] uilos and I got on a plane Thursday afternoon and left DC for the start of the Great Moving Adventure. (I had to go through a nude-scan for the first time, and for the first time they caught my tiny pocketknife. Jerks.) We arrived in Madison, had dinner, and collapsed.

Friday through today was WisCon. It surprised me with awesome a bit less than last year; I expect that's because I was used to it this time. The panels and readings continued to make me reasonably happy (note to self: watch for works by Carolyn Ives Gilman and David Levine). Through great self-control I limited myself to no more than a dozen books (I think: three by Terry Bisson, another five of Aqueduct Press's small Conversation Pieces, two misc, one won in a raffle at a reading, and one from the Tiptree jury's overstock), all of which I was able to fit into the luggage. I do not say my luggage, because what with the moving process we've had to sort of combine suitcases and shove things where they'll fit. Still, it's all packed and will require no additional shipping.

I had a small handful of short conversations and spoke to absolutely no one that I'd-- no, wait, I did say hello to Claire Light, from whom I'd won a critique in an auction a few months back. But I can name five other people off the top of my head I'd meant to introduce myself to before the con, and another handful that happened to be there. In a shock to no one who's not me, I am terminally bad at going up to people and starting conversations. Oh well. Perhaps this will be forcibly improved over the next few months.

(Also, next year I fully intend to take advantage of the Friday morning writer's workshop, by having something submitted around April 15.)

(Also also, a big FUCK YOU to GAMA, who appear to have decided to move Origins to Memorial Day. NOT COOL, GAMA. NOT COOL AT ALL.)

And tomorrow we get up and board a bus to Chicago, where I will re-purchase tickets to Seattle and thence Vancouver, in the hope that the previous tickets will be returned as Undeliverable and then refunded. And then we arrive at the new apartment on Wednesday afternoon, take possession, and look at each other in befuddlement as we try to figure out where we're going to sleep until our stuff arrives on Friday.
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I'm safely ensconced in the Outer Banks with John K-- et al, and am roughly half as stressed as I was when I got here. Since very little has actually been resolved I suppose this is progress. The bed is perhaps the least comfortable bed I've ever slept on: it crunches when I move and presses into my spine in curious ways. There has been a great deal of gaming, and some amount of hanging-out, and intermittent hot-tubbing and such.

Plans
We leave the beach tomorrow (boo) to spend a day or so with [personal profile] uilos's folks. Then it's back to DC. During the first part of the week I'll be selling Straylight (hopefully to Stef), bequeathing my aged stand mixer to A--, and generally running around like a madman trying to squeeze in last-minute au revoirs.

On Thursday afternoon we fly to Madison for Wiscon. There we shall have an amazing time for three-plus days, and then wake up too early Monday morning to get on a bus to Chicago. Once in Chicago we board the Empire Builder (no, not that one) for Seattle, where we'll change on Wednesday for a bus to Vancouver. At that point life becomes a blur of moving-in for several days before I start work on Monday the 6th.

holy crap this is actually happening

Moving
We left my mother with instructions to go to the apartment on Monday morning and oversee the movers as they loaded all our stuff onto a truck. She called on Monday afternoon to say that the truck driver had forgotten zie needed to be in DC and was instead hanging out in Minneapolis. So our stuff's getting loaded, um, today, actually. I hope. Delivery date's still sometime around the first or second. I hope we can get a more firm date soon so we can tell the apartment when to reserve the elevator.

Miscellaneous Other Nonsense
I still haven't received the final immigration forms to sign and send back (there have been all manner of explicable delays on both sides, but right now it's in their court) and I'm getting a little anxious about that. Work had a temporary shortage of laptops last week and will be shipping me a machine to arrive on the 2nd or 3rd of June. Due to scheduling my parents aren't able to come visit us in June and bring the cats so we've yet to work out how they're getting out to us.

A dear friend has taken time out from being a new mother to write me a reassuring and very helpful letter about myriad small immigration-related things, and I've been a horrible correspondent and not said thank you. So I'll go do that now.

And then I shall have breakfast, and maybe go walk on the beach.
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21 days for Dreamwidth, #16:
What are you glad you did but haven't really had a chance to post about?


D101, but that was months and months ago and it's more "haven't figured out what I want to say about it." (Or "to whom.") Most of my "glad i did that" events these days are along the "got to spend time with person X while it's still relatively easy to do so" variety.

I'm glad I started watching Avatar: The Last Airbender. There's just not much for me to say about it yet (only six short episodes in), other than "this is pretty cool."



I just told Facebook that I'm moving. One more step towards making it sink in that this is Really For Real Happening. (eep.)

The Burly Men will be showing up on Friday to take all our stuff away. At that point it's going to be a lot harder for me to keep thinking "this is all some kind of weird game, and when i get back from the beach i'll just be going back to work in the open-backed cube, same as the last seven months."

We'll be crashing with my parents for a few days after the beach, and then (by some yet-to-be-determined means, on some yet-to-be-determined schedule) heading out west in time to get there by the first of June.

And then... I dunno. The settling-in, and the meeting-people, and the finding-things, and all that, I guess.
As he thought of it, though, he could not imagine what "just living" might actually be. He had never done it in his life. But he wanted to do it anyway.
jazzfish: Malcolm Tucker with a cell phone, in a HOPE-style poster, caption NO YOU F****** CAN'T (Malcolm says No You F'ing Can't)
Just under six and a half years ago, I'd been quietly talking about fleeing to Canada if Bush won a second term. An acquaintance posted something to the effect of "hey, all you people talking about how you'd move to canada if bush won: put your money where your mouth is and shut up about it and just go do it."

"Fine," I thought (but didn't say), and started thinking more seriously about the idea.

It took some doing but in less than a month I will have pulled it off.

... just in time for the Conservative Party of Canada to have won a majority government after being found in contempt of Parliament, thanks to stupid awful first-past-the-post elections with one right-wing party running against three and a half left-wing ones.

The Liberal Party has lost more than half their seats, and the Bloc is essentially finished (down to three, I believe). Congratulations to the pinko commie socialist New Democratic Party on their amazing hundred-plus seats, and to Elizabeth May for winning one for the Green Party.

The trouble is, the collapse of the Liberals (and the Bloc) moves Canada much closer to being a two-party state. And coming as it does after a Conservative victory that appears much more decisive than it actually is (40% of the vote, 55% of the seats), I fully expect the NDP to tack more to the centre. They'll need to absorb the last of the Liberal supporters; in addition, well, where are the more left-wing voters going to go? In another twenty years Canada will look like the US with better health care.

(Of course, I'm very likely wrong on this. All I know is what I read on the internet. I'm just in a rather bad mood, and finding it difficult to see any silver lining at all.)

A Conservative majority also ensures that there will be no election for another five years. I suppose I might be able to vote in that one, at least. But really, what the hell do I do now?
jazzfish: an open bottle of ether, and George conked out (Ether George)
Not a bad weekend, just a weekend. Picked up a bunch of books from the Tysons Borders closing sale, went kayaking and got slightly sunburnt, bought yet another crepe maker, told [personal profile] uilos's parents that we're moving across the continent in two months, came home and collapsed.

Just a quick reminder that you can still ask me anything (also on LJ)for another couple of weeks. Or probably even longer.

A brief sample of the kind of things I'm willing to answer:

What is the most number of consecutive hours you've stayed awake, and why?

I'm pretty sure it's thirty-six. In eighth grade I pulled my first all-nighter, writing papers on four different diseases (leprosy, leukemia, Parkinson's, and, um, something else). I couldn't exactly go home and sleep after turning them in, so I struggled through the entire day and fell over after dinner. (My grade on the papers was "A+++ Outstanding You should become a doctor." Standards were kinda low in Fayetteville.) All-nighters since then have usually involved coming home around noon and crashing.

How the heck did you keep simultaneous relationships going for years with women who didn't like each other?

Sheer force of will. Or, if you prefer, a bullheaded refusal to give up on anything I'd decided was important to me until I had exhausted all my options several times over. It helped that for most of that time one of them was long-distance and time-shifted by three hours, so I could effectively spend "evenings" with them both, sequentially.
jazzfish: Randall Munroe, xkcd180 ("If you die in Canada, you die in Real Life!") (Canada)
Off for a week in Vancouver, wherein [personal profile] uilos and I will look at apartments, eat crepes, and curse the weather-related timing. Seriously, who puts spring thaw in the middle of February?

(Really, this is just an excuse to use a new userpic.)

o, canadia

Jul. 18th, 2010 07:34 pm
jazzfish: a whole bunch of the aliens from Toy Story (Aliens)
Take this frilly pink drink away and make me a CANADIAN PRIDE, dammit. *snrk* (Read this comment and also the next two.) [via [livejournal.com profile] uilos]

In other news, Bordertown is known (based on strong circumstantial evidence) to have once been Minneapolis, and Faerie is known to be north of Bordertown (see, e.g., Nevernever, when the lead singer of Wild Hunt gestures "north, towards the Border"). Therefore I submit that "Faerie," populated as it is with pale people who are exceedingly polite and formal and a bit on the snooty side, is actually Canada. This would also explain why it is impossible for mere humans to get in to, at least on their own.

camping!

May. 7th, 2009 11:29 am
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It's easy enough to say "don't post on topics that may inspire lots of comments on a day when you aren't going to be around to continue a fairly fascinating conversation." Only, who knows what those topics may turn out to be? Which is to say, lots of good stuff from last Friday, and thank you all.

I ran off that weekend to have my shoulder looked at. The one that's been bothering me for, um, around eighteen months now. The physical therapist has me doing stretches and things to generally improve my posture, which can only be to the good. Having actual instructions other than 'don't slouch' (those being 'drop your shoulders' and 'tighten your shoulderblades together') is likely to help matters.

Also visited the Canadian embassy in DC and got told that only the Buffalo office handles immigration matters. Waste of a perfectly good afternoon.

After that, [livejournal.com profile] uilos and I headed off to the wilds of Pennsylvania for a weekend of camping. Said weekend mostly consisted of things that didn't work out quite as anticipated but were really good anyway. Getting locked out of one campground ("oh, we don't actually open for camping for another two weeks. yeah, you're not the first people to try this after reading the website. sorry about that") and driving another 30 minutes to another. A BRIDGE OUT detour that took us through crazy back roads (and thank gord for the Device, as without it we'd never have realised that the detour kicked us out further north on 82 than we needed to be). Enough rain that the picnic table oozed water when we sat on it, but still a mostly-dry Satyrday for hiking and campfire. (Which was its own Experience, as the wood had really only had time to dry out on the outside. I don't think I've ever had that much trouble making a fire before.) Also, protip: do not refrigerate the two-year-old marshmallows, as this causes them to become like unto chewy sticky rocks. Even after toasting.

The rain dripped through much of Sunday morning while we were breaking camp, and then opened up on us as we loaded the last of the things into the car. Rather decent of it, I thought.

Once loaded we met up with [livejournal.com profile] tamnonlinear for a run through the Brandywine Museum (a gorgeous converted mill), featuring various Wyeths and most importantly a wonderful Edward Gorey exhibit. Plenty of illustrations from the books; also, decorated envelopes from letters to his mother, a handful of sketchbooks, and Gorey's fur coat. Then lunch (french toast, despite the name, should probably not be made from french bread; the pancakes, on the other hand, were nothing short of amazing), and an enjoyable ramble through the Book Barn. And then home, through more rain. (We waved to [livejournal.com profile] elvenyukiryu as we passed Avondale but were too exhausted and wet to stop and say hi.)

In all, an immensely pleasant weekend. The tent has been set up on the porch since Sunday evening. At this point I'm starting to wonder if it will ever have a chance to dry out.
jazzfish: an evil-looking man in a purple hood (Lord Fomax)
I occasionally get asked why I want to flee. My stock answer is "health care," which is true as far as it goes. If pressed I might go into the more general concept of a social safety net, and the idea that taxes are the price we pay to live in a civilised society.

All of that? After-the-fact rationalization. This is the real reason. And more. And. . . hell, just read most of yesterday and today's posts from Digby.

By May 2004 it was obvious that these sorts of things were going on, and were sanctioned by the government. And in November 2004 a majority of Americans said that was okay by them.

But everything changed in 2008, right? No. Nothing changed. Change would be at the very least a clear statement that these things were Wrong, that those responsible would be punished, and that safeguards would be put in place to ensure that nothing like this would happen again. Instead we get the lie that "The United States does not torture," reassurances that no one will be prosecuted, and no changes.

I have no use for people who can't or won't say, "This is wrong."

(There's a longer, more personal, post gestating on why I take this so personally. Or maybe not; it may end up being too personal to share at all. The heavily shortened version is that powerlessness, and abuses of power, are highly triggery things for me.)

vancouver!

Mar. 29th, 2009 01:55 pm
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I've been sort of resisting writing up my week and a half of travel, because there was just so much going on (both physically and mentally/emotionally) that putting it into words will miss a good three-quarters of it. I had an amazing time despite the near-constant rain (and snow, once), and am in deeply besotted with Vancouver.

The easy facts: [livejournal.com profile] uilos and I flew into Vancouver on Thursday night the 12th, and flew back again on Monday night the 16th. I went to work somewhat jet-lagged on Tuesday and Wednesday, and flew back to Vancouver on Wednesday (the 18th) to meet up with [livejournal.com profile] nixve. We hung out in the city for a day and then headed into the Cascades for a couple of days before I flew out again Sunday night, to return to work for a very jet-lagged week. It's everything in between that's difficult.

Vancouver, to and in )

Vancouver, from )

And really, that explains absolutely nothing. Vancouver felt freeing, in a way that I've not felt in years. The people are friendly and helpful, the bus system is pricey but it gets you where you need to go and runs pretty often, and the city's just. . . really nice. They stop for pedestrians and yield to buses. The SkyTrain works on an honor system with spot-checks. And Stanley Park and the mountains behind and all the water everywhere and non-neoclassical buildings and tea everywhere and crepes and new accents and fog and the intense brightness of the sun when it shines through.

Much of it is that I didn't feel tied down to a car. Living in the DC area has seriously broken me of much desire to drive places. I want to be able to walk to where I want to go, or take transit if it's a bit further. The sprawl, the distance between people, is killing me. As is the constant sense of rushrushrush. I expect these things are connected.

I miss it.

(Trip part 2, and photos, to come later.)

Update: photos now available.
jazzfish: Barnaby from "Bone," text "Stupid, stupid rat meme!" (Rat Meme)
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