o, canadia

[jazzfish]

Take this frilly pink drink away and make me a CANADIAN PRIDE, dammit. *snrk* (Read this comment and also the next two.) [via uilos]

In other news, Bordertown is known (based on strong circumstantial evidence) to have once been Minneapolis, and Faerie is known to be north of Bordertown (see, e.g., Nevernever, when the lead singer of Wild Hunt gestures "north, towards the Border"). Therefore I submit that "Faerie," populated as it is with pale people who are exceedingly polite and formal and a bit on the snooty side, is actually Canada. This would also explain why it is impossible for mere humans to get in to, at least on their own.

Comments

[jude.livejournal.com]

G/god(s) I love Shakesville. Did I get you into them or did you find them on your own?

[jazzfish]

mm... you definitely didn't, they're on my 'read once in a while' list. Good stuff but an awful lot of it. The link came from uilos, though. (Which I just edited the post to say, so it's not that you're going blind and missed it. :)

[jadelennox]

And the Canadian/US border attracts runaways, mixed marriages, and folk-punk rock?

Hmm. Maybe.

[jazzfish]

And Canada also gives you (magical/socialist) healing! And appears to be a monarchy but has an actual power structure far too Byzantine to be comprehended by mere mortals!

... I'm a little perturbed by how far this metaphor can be stretched.

[nixve.livejournal.com]

I am totally calling Canada "Faerie" from now on. :)

[jazzfish]

Just don't drink the river water. :)