hipgnosis

Aug. 7th, 2024 09:27 pm
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Anton Corbijn (dir.), Squaring the Circle (The Story of Hipgnosis) (trailer)

Look, I'm a compulsive reader. As a teenager that meant I read CD liner notes, and I remembered things like the album artist credits on Pink Floyd albums for "Storm Thorgerson" (Lapse of Reason) or "Hipgnosis" (Dark Side, Wish You Were Here). At some point I learned that these were pretty much the same person: Hipgnosis was Thorgerson's design studio, specializing in album covers.

When I heard that there was a documentary on Hipgnosis I said "huh, might be interesting" and pulled it up. I hadn't realised it was done by Anton Corbijn until I saw his name in the opening credits. It took me a bit to remember where I knew his name from, too: photo credits for U2's The Joshua Tree.

Most of Squaring the Circle consists of filmed interviews with a couple dozen people who were involved with Hipgnosis. They're shot exactly like the Joshua Tree photos: black and white, high contrast, skillful use of shadow and light sourcing. I adore chiaroscuro so this is entirely my jam. The parts that aren't interviews, or sometimes archival footage, tend to be Ken-Burns-effect pans and zooms over Hipgnosis's psychedelic artwork, and that's pretty great as well.

Storm Thorgerson's been gone for a decade now, so most of the history's filtered through his co-designer, Aubrey 'Po' Powell. Po's interview clips are interspersed with folks like Paul McCartney and the extant members of Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin, and occasionally other folks Hipgnosis worked with. Noel Gallagher of Oasis turns up as well, gushing about how awesome records in the sixties and seventies were.

It's all a bit ridiculous: the sheer amount of money being thrown around rock stars, and Po and Storm's savvy at putting themselves in the way of it. Which isn't to say they weren't making some stunning artwork as well. But the wild scale of the whole thing, tens of thousands of 1970s UK pounds, all for a twelve-inch-square image. Amazing.

The documentary closes with this classic exchange:
INTERVIEWER (offscreen): Why didn't you use Hipgnosis for your album covers?
NOEL GALLAGHER: (laugh) I couldn't afford them.

Visually stunning, occasionally hilarious, and overall a fascinating angle on the UK music industry. Recommended.
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Neil Gaiman, David S. Goyer, et al, The Sandman (season 1)

I originally wasn't going to watch the Sandman series. The first trailer looked like they'd done a decent enough job with it, but it just wasn't grabbing me. Then Erin and I watched a couple of clips, one of Death and one of Lucifer, and that piqued my interest enough that we binged the whole thing this past weekend.

So. It's ten episodes, covering Preludes & Nocturnes and The Doll's House. And it's... look, if you know the comics, it's probably the best possible adaptation, in the same way that Peter Jackson's Fellowship of the Ring was the best possible adaptation of Fellowship. (I'm specifying Fellowship and not LotR because twenty years later I'm still mad about a number of unforced errors script choices in Two Towers and RotK. Fellowship was generally alright, though.) They went to a lot of trouble to take a bunch of visuals direct from Kieth & Dringenberg's art. The midpoint episode "The Sound Of Her Wings", incorporating the Hob Gadling story as well as the eponymous issue, is some seriously excellent television.

In some ways the show is better than the comics. They've made the Corinthian the antagonist of the whole series, weaving him through the Preludes episodes and giving him a more active role in Doll's House, so it all feels less bolted together and more like a narrative. They cut some extraneous stuff that you don't even notice and spend just enough more time on minor characters (Jed Walker, Unity Kincaid, Hector Hall) to give their storylines some substance. Turning John Constantine into 'Johanna Constantine' is a neat choice, and (speaking as a devout John Constantine fanboy) probably a good one? It helps that Jenna Coleman pulls it off with a great deal of panache.

I didn't like '24 Hours' in Preludes, and I still didn't like it as '24/7.' Though here it's more "that just didn't work for me at all" and less "this is horrific and unnecessary," so I guess that's an improvement? And while Patton Oswalt does a fine job as Matthew the raven, there's something about his voice or his delivery that's just a step out of phase with the rest of the show.

I assume next season will be "Season of Mists and some random issues." I'm looking forward to it, and to Brief Lives and The Kindly Ones. And who knows, maybe they'll come to their senses and skip over A Game Of You.

Meanwhile I should get on with rereading The Kindly Ones.

sunset

Aug. 10th, 2022 08:03 pm
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Billy Wilder (dir.), Sunset Boulevard

The noir film fest is back at the Cinematheque, my favourite of the two film-festival-type theatres in the area. Friday night I caught a couple of showings.

Force Of Evil had moments of gorgeous cinematography and good dialogue, wrapped around a plot that was by turns impenetrable and nonsense. I don't regret going to see it, but I wouldn't go out of my way to see it again. It's sort of what I expect when I go to see movies at the noir festival. Sometimes things are forgotten because they just weren't that impressive to start with.

And then there was Sunset Boulevard.

I knew the director's name, Billy Wilder, as attached to some of the best-regarded comedies from classic Hollywood: Some Like It Hot and The Apartment, especially. But I didn't think I was personally familiar with his work at all. Turns out I've seen a couple of his pictures before: Sabrina, which I didn't much care for partly because I imprinted on the 1995 version with Harrison Ford; and Double Indemnity, which is one of my (everyone's) absolute favourite classic films noir, up there with The Maltese Falcon and The Big Sleep.

Sunset Boulevard is ... it's not not a noir, I guess. But it's not about someone getting drawn into a life of crime, or discovering the seedy underbelly of the city. If film noir didn't exist I'd call it a gothic. It's about a down-on-his-luck screenwriter who's taken in by an aging silent-movie star who didn't make the shift to talkies, and how she entraps him and he becomes a willing partner in his entrapment.

I enjoyed the movie for the first, oh, twenty minutes or so... and then Gloria Swanson's Norma Desmond came on screen and I was entranced. "Hey, you're Norma Desmond! You used to be real big!" "I'm still big! It's the pictures that got small!" It would be so easy for that to tip over into ridiculous, but between the acting, the direction, and the set design, it works perfectly. Swanson is over-the-top enough to be believable, and grounded enough to be effective.

All the characters are, really. They're not-quite-grotesque not-quite-caricatures: the mouthy hack writer, the stuffy devoted manservant, the bubbly sharp-witted ingenue, the overly cheerful friend. In a less good screenplay they'd just be types, but here they've got depth and emotion.

And sure, the plot's got some twists and turns, but I wasn't watching for the plot. I was watching in fascinated horror as Joe the screenwriter dug himself deeper and deeper, occasionally trying halfheartedly to turn himself around. And when he does, at the end? Justice. The poetic kind, too.

"Mr DeMille? I'm ready for my close-up now." Chills.

Gonna have to dig up some more of Wilder's movies now.
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Mick Gold et al, Watergate

I yield to [personal profile] rydra_wong regarding a four-hour Watergate documentary that I watched over the weekend: WHAT THE ACTUAL EVEN: a BBC/Discovery co-production.
I love the fact that nearly everyone I've made watch this documentary has the same reaction at around [the half-hour] point, because WHAT THE ACTUAL EVEN (you'll know it when you reach it). And then it continues to be jaw-dropping in a variety of different ways (moving, bizarre, mind-boggling, entertaining ...) for the next three and a half hours.
It's an in-depth and intensely, shockingly, compelling work of visual journalism/history. It opens with an almost unbelievable "yeah, we set out to do all these highly illegal things," and then the whole situation spirals far out of control before tightening back in. There are lengthy, candid interviews with just about everyone who was still alive at the time of filming (1994): the only exception I can think of is Nixon himself.

What gets me about the whole of l'affaire Watergate is the sheer number of things that had to go wrong for there to be any accountability at all. If Liddy had been less of a nutcase, or if he'd been more competent. If the cops hadn't checked on the office complex that night, if the FBI hadn't been able to connect the burglars to Howard Hunt, if Hunt hadn't gotten greedy. If John Dean hadn't developed a sense of self-preservation (something notably lacking in Ehrlichman and Haldeman) that turned into a genuine concern for the rule of law. Above all, of course, if the tapes hadn't existed, or if Nixon had set fire to them before they were subpoenaed. It's hard to avoid the conclusion that the only reason anyone higher than Hunt and Liddy suffered any consequences at all, even in an era of decreased partisanship, is because Nixon was literally caught on tape authorizing felonies.

I'd love to see a similar documentary in 2040 about the Trump administration, or even in 2030 about GW Bush's. I doubt we will, though. I expect the only reason so many of the principals spoke so freely is that all their actions had been a matter of public record for twenty years. Don't Get Caught remains the operating principle of the Republican party.

Ah well.

(Available on Youtube, though with poor video quality. Also available on BBC's iPlayer for the next eleven months. Highly recommended.)
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Greg Berlanti et al, Legends of Tomorrow (S1-S2)

I got interested in Legends of Tomorrow when I saw the first trailer. (Contains no spoilers; in fact, contains very little footage from the actual series. Apparently it was shot entirely as a promo reel during an existing Flash shoot.) I was mostly interested because I'd just finished watching Alias and enjoying the heck out of Victor Garber's Jack Bristow, and because I'd heard that DC's TV shows were pretty good. Then life happened and I never actually watched the show.

But it kept getting more seasons, and it kept looking like goofy time-travel fun. And there's a plague on so I figured, what the hey.

I've now blasted through the first two seasons in, mm, about a month? Sounds about right, I picked it up right after Kipo's mildly disappointing third and final season. (Kipo S3, incidentally, is still worth watching, and still relentlessly upbeat which is a Good Thing these days. But the third season shifted from "Kipo and company explore this awesome world" to "Kipo vs the Big Bad," which doesn't fit nearly so well with the emotional tone they're trying to hit.)

Spoilers )
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Patrick McHale et al, Over the Garden Wall

Ten 11-minute episodes, plus the noncanonical pilot. Animated.

Teenaged Wirt and his young brother Gregory wander through a fairy-tale-esque forest, trying to find their way home.

I ... enjoyed? this. It felt slow at times, especially given that it's eleven-minute episodes. I blame the occasional musical numbers, coupled with the rural-americana aesthetic. But the dialogue's fun, the characterization's well done, and there's a surreal quality to the storytelling that just works for me.

This falls into the same category of stories as Labyrinth or Susan Cooper's Seaward, where it looks suspiciously like It Was All A Dream but there are enough unexplained things afterwards that it clearly wasn't. I appreciate that a lot.

I'm still thinking about it several days later, so it certainly made an impression.
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Anthony and Joe Russo (dirs.), Avengers: Endgame

My favourite line in Endgame is "I use the words you taught me. If they don't mean anything anymore, teach me others. Or let me be silent."

*checks notes*

Ahem.

I watched the first two Iron Men when the second one came out. I thought the first one was mediocre and the second terrible, and didn't bother to get invested in the MCU. I saw the Guardians movies with friends who were a lot more into it than me: I enjoyed the Gamora / Nebula backstory, but was sufficiently annoyed by Star-lord that I didn't really regret my choices to not dig deeper. On the other hand, Black Panther blew me away last year.

And over the last month or two Erin and I watched about half the MCU movies, which was an enjoyable way to spend a bunch of evenings. For the most part I found them ... much less dire than I'd been afraid. Even Age of Ultron and Civil War. And I quite enjoyed Captain Marvel, a few weekends ago. So I was reasonably psyched up for Endgame.

The neat thing is, this is about as close to a universal pop-culture phenomenon as we've had in the last ... decade, at least, probably much longer. Even the new Star Wars movies haven't brought out this much excitement and anticipation and shared "brb rewatching twenty movies before endgame". It's nice to feel like I'm engaging in something that tons of other folks are as well, and to get that little bit of joy when I see someone else noting that they're off to see Endgame.

Spoilers follow )

A solid ending to a decade's worth of franchise. I'm curious to see where the MCU goes next.

They really should have had Luis from Ant-Man do a recap of the movies, though.

Also, the best superhero movie remains Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse.

Blink

Dec. 28th, 2018 11:06 pm
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"Blink" (Doctor Who S3E10), Steven Moffat

Sally's friend vanishes while they're exploring an abandoned house. It turns out she's vanished into the past, kidnapped by statues that move when you're not looking at them, and if Sally can't figure out what's going on with these weird DVD easter eggs she might be next.

Okay, so, I liked Blink less than most people seem to, and it took me a bit to work out why that was. The Weeping Angels are great: inventive and successfully creepy, and I love love love the bit where the TARDIS vanishes from around Sally and Larry, surrounded by Angels. Sally's a decent enough character, and while we don't see much Doctor or Martha what we get is perfectly fine.

My first thought was that it's a puzzle-box story, and that's just not what I'd expect to see from Doctor Who. But that's not really accurate: a lot of episodes have been "here's a weird thing, what's going on with it," layered throughout the story. It works well. But here I could see the gears moving, and that made the difference.

Specifically: I didn't ever get a sense that Sally and company were solving the thing, were figuring out what was going on. Instead they were just following a trail that had been laid down for them, by the Doctor and Martha, and by Kathy and Shipton. There wasn't any joy in the discovery. It was all "Oh, the police box. Oh, the list of DVDs. Oh, you know what I'm going to say. Oh, we shouldn't blink."

(It didn't help that Larry, Sally's most constant companion, is a slacker dude with no particularly redeeming features. That she takes his hand at the end of the episode is just insult to injury.)

Well-constructed, neat ideas, execution left me cold. If I hadn't seen other Who, if I hadn't known how much heart this show can have, I expect I'd have been more favourably disposed towards it. But it could have been that little bit better, and I would have liked it so much more.
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Cory Finley (dir.), Thoroughbreds

The trailer, which I saw sometime last fall and which successfully enticed me to see the movie. This trailer is pretty remarkable for how little it spoils: it gives an excellent sense of the movie's atmosphere, and some hints of characterization, while avoiding much in the way of details. My favourite kind of trailer.

Based on that I expected Thoroughbreds to be another Brick. Which it was, more or less, but more than that I got a fantastic character study and a couple of jumping-off points for some potentially interesting discussion. I don't know that I liked it but I haven't been able to stop thinking about it.

Spoilers follow. Bruce Willis was a sled all along )
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Luke Scott (dir), Morgan

Hanna crossed with Blade Runner, with the atmosphere of Alien. Those latter two shouldn't come as a surprise for the first film from Luke "Son of Ridley" Scott. I wouldn't call it a horror movie but I wouldn't necessarily disagree with someone who did.

The plot revolves around a bunch of scientists who've created an artificial young female human named Morgan. Morgan has poor impulse control and nonstandard thought processes. Lee has come from "corporate" to visit the remote lab and decide whether the Morgan project should continue. As you might expect, Things Go Poorly.

I liked it pretty well. I found Morgan's disconcerting affect and Lee's iron-clad control entirely believable. The setting (Northern Ireland playing upstate New York) is gorgeously green and foggy, and adds to the melancholy-ominous atmosphere. The only character who does something unforgivably stupid (psychiatrist Paul Giamatti) is established immediately as a pompous idiot; everyone else's stupid decisions are justifiable.

Here there be spoilers )

Also, a strong Bechdel pass. In fact, I believe it may fail the reverse-Bechdel, as I don't think there are ever any conversations between two male characters that aren't about a woman.
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Ghostbusters (2016), Paul Feig (dir.)

I'll be honest: I had mixed hopes for the new Ghostbusters movie. I liked the last two McCarthy/Feig collaborations, The Heat and Spy, but the Ghostbusters trailer looked ... questionable at best. Then again, I do enjoy getting out with friends, and Steph was super excited about it. So, what the hell.

Verdict: it's good.

Comparisons to the original first: it's more action-y and less witty, especially in the last third. It's also WAY less wincingly sexist (seriously, Venkman is just AWFUL for so much of that movie). And it's got great cameos by many of the original cast, which, yay.

What's good? Holtzmann, of course. Kate MacKinnon's off-balance-FOR-SCIENCE-AND-GADGETS schtick is maybe even better than Egon's was. Leslie Jones's Patty is good too, believable and respectable and a full character in a way that maybe Winston Zeddimore never got to be. (Sidenote: Ernie Hudson's story of the rise and fall of his part is heartbreaking and I would pay good money to see the Winston movie.) Chris Hemsworth as Kevin the himbo secretary is PERFECT. "Which of these makes me look more like a doctor... the one where I'm playing the saxophone, or the one where I'm LISTENING to the saxophone?"

What's not so good? Oddly, the leads. Melissa McCarthy is basically playing Melissa McCarthy, and when it works it's good and when it doesn't it's just kinda there. Kristen Wiig's nervous-academic, half Ray half Venkman, works but doesn't quite gel with the rest of the team dynamic. They're all funny and competent, don't get me wrong, they just ... felt not quite together.

CGI is CGI is CGI, it's very pretty and didn't do much for me. The extended ghost-fight in the third act dragged on a bit. Honestly the entire second act dragged. In the first movie this is when they're being the Ghostbusters and being super-busy capping ghosts and arguing with William Atherton's EPA agent, and here it's ... they take a couple of jobs and figure out what's going on and get low-key arrested by Agent Omar.

But it's funny. Not enough consistently low-key chuckle-funny for my taste, but a decent amount of laugh-out-loud funny throughout. And the most cringeworthy moments are in the trailer, so if like me you're considering passing on it because of the trailer, don't. It's a good time.

And safety lights are for *dudes*.
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J. Michael Straczynski (dev.), Babylon 5, most of.

General: Groundbreaking but flawed. Fatally hamstrung by attempts to tell a single story over five seasons through the loss of actors and network sabotage. (Full disclosure: I also despise bound book-fragments and have trouble reading individual issues of comic books rather than full storylines.) I don't regret having watched B5 but I doubt I'll go back to it.

S1: Occasionally cringe-inducing, but decent. I'm enjoying Sinclair, and the Sinclair/Ivanova/Garibaldi triangle. G'kar is a jerk and Londo is mostly kinda sympathetic. Delenn needs more to do. Vir and Lennier are great. Needs more Kosh, and more Morden.

S2: Sheridan feels like a nonentity; half his appearances make more sense if I think of them as written for Sinclair's background instead, and the other half lack personality. Londo's transformation to jerk is complete and I find myself sympathising with G'kar. Needs more Kosh, and more Morden.

S3: Looks like Londo will suffer no consequences for committing fucking GENOCIDE at the end of last season. On the bright side, Sheridan developed a personality! Also the return of Sinclair, who... I can understand why the actor had to be replaced. On balance this is probably my favorite season. Needs more K-- DAMMIT.

S4: Meh. The conclusion of the Shadow War feels rushed. The quick and easy resolution of the civil war even more so. I cannot believe that the people of Earth just said "Oh, we've been duped into believing the xenophobic crap Clark was selling us, our bad" and embraced Sheridan with open arms. I also disapprove strongly of G'kar suffering for Londo's sins.

S5: No Ivanova. No real point to the story. We abandoned ship not quite halfway through. I've been meaning to at least watch the Neil Gaiman episode and the closer for over a year now and haven't managed to work up the desire.

(Currently watching Futurama, which holds up surprisingly well.)
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16) See ten movies at the Vancouver International Film Festival. (10/10) 2015-10-04

I did not expect to knock that off the list this year, but this was a decent year for VIFF movies. And I've still got at least two more coming this week.

Very good: A Tale of Three Cities, High-Rise, Ayanda
Good: 600 Miles, 808
Not bad: Beeba Boys, The Anarchists, The Classified File, A Perfect Day
Not my thing: The Assassin

many many films )
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Final count: of seven movies, one I very much enjoyed, one I enjoyed well enough, two that were alright, two that I disliked, and one that utterly baffled me. Down from last year, which had two I liked a lot, one that was alright, and two that I disliked. Oh well.



Zero Motivation, Ow, Elephant Song, Libertador )
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Vancouver International Film Festival time again.

Based on an unscientific and statistically insignificant random sample, film is unsurprisingly terrible at women. Also at making movies I like.



Black Fly, Rekorder, The Fool )



Both Black Fly and Rekorder have, as their last scene, a backstory revelation that is supposed to cause one to Finally Understand the characters' torment and See The Film In A New Light. This lazy O.Henry crap is something newbie writers are warned against, and now I understand why.
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Ben Wheatley (dir.), A Field in England

I saw this movie over a month ago. I'm still not entirely sure what it was I saw.

The plot, such as it is: in the midst of a battle in the English Civil War, Whitehead the scholar has been tasked with arresting a man who's stolen some valuable documents from his master. He falls in with two soldiers, one a drunkard and the other a fool. The three of them are accosted by Cutler, who lures them on with promises of an alehouse. Cutler turns out to be an assistant to the alchemist O'Neill, the very man Whitehead is meant to be arresting. O'Neill forces Whitehead to use his psychic gifts to locate a treasure that's been buried somewhere in the field they find themselves in, and the others to dig it up.

From there things get weird. (Ha.) There are hallucinogenic mushrooms, there's a broken scrying-glass, there's what might be a wizard's Certamen or might be simply a bad trip. In the end Whitehead may have grown into an acceptance of who he is and the life he's been born into. Alternately, everyone may be dead. It's hard to say.

The movie's been advertised as a horror movie, which is almost entirely inaccurate but no more so than any other descriptor I can think of. It's less disturbing than, say, Jacob's Ladder. It may be the most sui generis movie I have ever seen. It's funny and visceral and beautifully shot and on rare occasions oddly touching, and sometimes very difficult to watch. The scene of Whitehead and O'Neill in the tent had me wincing-- and all we see is a tent, and all we hear is screaming.

It is an Experience. Had I more film vocabulary and inclination/ability to dissect visual arts, I could have a field day working out what it all implied and suggested-- not meant, nothing so direct, but how it worked and what exactly 'worked' means in this case. As it is, it washed over me like an unexpected ninety-minute ocean wave, leaving me shivering and wide awake and pretty sure I'd just been hit by something I couldn't describe.

I think I'd recommend it but I'm not sure who I'd recommend it to.

(Trailer. Other, more coherent, opinions: Greer Gilman, whose brief review put this on my radar some months back; Sonya Taafe.)



Jim Jarmusch (dir.), Only Lovers Left Alive

I confess, I was sold on this from "Tilda Swinton as a vampire." Indeed, it has that, and Tom 'Loki' Hiddleston as her vampiric lover, and John Hurt as a vampiric Kit Marlowe, and Jeffrey Wright as a human doctor who seems to have wandered in from another type of vampire movie entirely.

This is like no other vampire story I've ever read or seen. Unsurprising; it shouldn't be my kind of thing. The lighting, the camerawork, even the dialog, all feel slow and langorous. Images, ideas, pop up because they fit and then are discarded: the wooden bullet, the mushrooms, even Ian. This is a movie that is very much in love with being a movie, and is taking its sweet time about it. If it were in prose I expect I would find it deathly dull; on screen it's absolutely perfect for what it's doing. (Jeffrey Wright's character seems to think he's in Dracula, or maybe Interview; he doesn't seem to grasp that they just don't care about him. This is, as you might expect, hilarious.)

I think (he said, reflecting on the movie and on [personal profile] rushthatspeaks's review) that this is in part because it's Adam's (Tom Hiddleston) movie, and Adam is overcome by ennui. Tilda Swinton's Eve is clearly still having a lot of fun with her life, but she also cares for Adam, and so she travels from Tangier to Detroit. (Side note: early 21st century Detroit is an amazing, amazing setting for a vampire movie.) And then, for reasons which aren't exactly plot-related because the movie doesn't have a plot as such, only characters and events, the two of them are forced to flee back to Tangier, where perhaps Adam will learn to enjoy unlife again after all.

Visually stunning, very funny, and some amazing acting from everyone involved. Highly recommended.
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Francis Lawrence (dir.), Constantine

I'm a Hellblazer fan from way back (where 'way back' is defined as 'the late nineties,' which will get me scoffed at by people who actually are Hellblazer fans from way back). I got excited when I heard they were making a John Constantine movie, a decade ago now, and then immediately switched from 'excited' to 'indignant' at the reveal that the actor playing Constantine was Keanu Reeves. (John Constantine has blond hair and a Liverpool accent, as well as a great deal of personal presence and charisma. Keanu Reeves ... does not.) So I never got around to seeing the movie. From everything I'd heard, that was quite okay.

Then at some point I became a fan of Tilda Swinton, because she is awesome, and at some point after that I found out she was in Constantine. And I stumbled across a cheap copy of the DVD on Monday night, and [personal profile] uilos needed a Bad Movie to distract her from test stressing, and, well.

So, that was two hours of my life I'm not getting back.

How bad was it? Chas Chandler, London cabbie and Constantine's oldest friend, became Chas Kramer, Constantine's young apprentice, portrayed by Shia LeBoeuf. That right there pretty well sums it up.

Everything about the movie that wasn't either Tilda Swinton's Gabriel (who is fantastic in her one scene in act one and in the last twenty minutes, and otherwise entirely absent) or Djimon Hounsou's Papa Midnite was terrible. Not even 'so bad it's good' terrible either, just plain bad. The plot makes almost no sense, the characters (again, Gabriel aside) are an insult to cardboard cutouts and occasionally have similar names to characters from the comic, and the scenery... um. They sure do love their early-21st-century CGI backgrounds.

On the other hand, it's made me want to dig out my old back issues of Hellblazer, and to rewatch The Prophecy (starring Christopher Walken as Gabriel and Viggo Mortensen as Lucifer), so I guess it wasn't a wholly negative experience.
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One of the 101 things I'd like to do over 1001 days is to see ten movies at the Vancouver International Film Festival. As noted elsewhere, due to poor scheduling I've only got two VIFFs before the end of my thousand nights and a night are up, so that's five films per year. This year due to various scheduling difficulties (Farthing Party, work, other commitments, not bothering to pick up a film schedule) I didn't start looking into this year's movies until Wednesday night, and the festival closed on Friday. Luckily I found five I was interested in, and the scheduling worked out.

These two were from Thursday. I'll write up the three from Friday later.



Ludwig II )



Grigris )
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Hal Duncan, Vellum

The prologue is absolutely amazing: a fractured narrative of a university student who tracks down a book that may or not have been written by God. Highly atmospheric, chock-full of conspiracies and esoterica. Excellent.

Shame the rest of the book didn't continue in that vein. Instead we get a compelling enough retelling of a Sumerian myth and a lot of interesting stuff about names, and reality, and creatures that may be gods, or angels, or demons. Then it shifts gears into a retelling of Prometheus Bound in several different timelines, and at about that point I got fed up with having been badly misled by the prologue. Into the go-away pile.



Walter Jon Williams, Dread Empire's Fall: The Sundering

Continuation of very good space opera; devoured in the space of about eight hours, with various breaks. Spoilers follow.

Midway through the book the two viewpoint characters, who have been smoldering at each other despite a communication screwup early in book 1, get together, and it is brilliant and incandescent and I loved it. Then they have another falling-out due to Secrets Being Kept and Not Speaking To Each Other, and spend the rest of the book blaming each other and obsessing. Which, argh. It keeps them from being in the same place for the rest of the series, and it is perfectly realistic, and if I never see this particular plot device again I will die happy. I just want to shake them both.

Apart from that frustration, still very good.



Eden of the East

Anime. Picked this up awhile ago because the back cover copy looked promising: conspiracies, amnesia, all that good stuff. Two episodes in and it is a romance between two irritating people with random conspiracy stuff thrown in at times. Based on the Wikipedia summary it will continue to irritate me for another nine episodes as the conspiracy stuff gets more random. Bah. Into the go-away pile.

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Adventures in Mamboland

"Jazz Fish, a saxophone playing wanderer, finds himself in Mamboland at a critical phase in his life." --Howie Green, on his book Jazz Fish Zen

Yeah. That sounds about right.

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