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Thanksgivvukah: "And since many of the hybrid Hanukkah holidays ... are scheduled for tens of thousands of years from now, Cohen is skeptical they will ever come to pass. 'Maybe the Messiah will have come by then,' he pointed out."

Your Ability to Can Even: A Defense of Internet Linguistics: "Sometimes 'AODEHwhddhwdwebw' is far more eloquent than saying 'I'm so overtaken with emotion, I can barely type so I smashed the keyboard with my forehead.'"

(Speaking of which, if you are not reading The Toast you should be. Dreamwidth feed at [syndicated profile] the_toast_feed.)

The Logic of Stupid Poor People: "[O]ne person's illogical belief is another person's survival skill. And nothing is more logical than trying to survive."

Surviving the post-employment economy: "We live in the tunnel at the end of the light... the post-employment economy, where corporations have decided not to pay people."

So these two planes collided in midair, but they were full of skydivers so everyone is okay.

Captain Justice Responds to Government's Motion to Ban the Word "Government": "Along these same lines, even the term 'defense' does not sound very likeable.... [T]he opposition to the Plaintiff hereby names itself 'the Resistance.'"

Mavis Batey, last of the Enigma codebreakers, dies at 92: "'This is going to be an interesting job, Mata Hari, seducing Prussian officers. But I don't think either my legs or my German were good enough because they sent me to the Government Code & Cipher School.'"

The Night Watch: (warning: pdf) "'Yeah, that sounds bad. Have you checked the log files for errors?' I said, 'Indeed, I would do that if I hadn't broken every component that a logging system needs to log data. I have a network file system, and I have broken the network, and I have broken the file system, and my machines crash when I make eye contact with them. I HAVE NO TOOLS BECAUSE I'VE DESTROYED MY TOOLS WITH MY TOOLS.'"

Remembering William Weaver, translator for Umberto Eco and Italo Calvino, among others. Contains a link to Weaver's interview in The Paris Review ten years ago, which is also a fine read.

Start-Up Reinvents the Bicycle Wheel: "While the new wheel is still round..."

Date: 2013-11-30 06:03 pm (UTC)
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That's a fair point. :)

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"Jazz Fish, a saxophone playing wanderer, finds himself in Mamboland at a critical phase in his life." --Howie Green, on his book Jazz Fish Zen

Yeah. That sounds about right.

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