linky

[jazzfish]

From the Dept of I Can't Make This Stuff Up: Teaching Darwin splits Pennsylvania town: "We've been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture."

Fafblog to the rescue: Freedom From Reality: "Freed from the tyranny of Reality and the dangerous threat of its advance guard, Information, America's youth will be free to live in a world consisting solely of their own pre-existing beliefs, where messy ideological review and examination of fact have become unnecessary."

And again with the Fafblog: The New Adventures of LifeMan!, protector of all things good and politically expedient.

For idoru and others who protest the fall of the English language OMG, hit and run.

Comments

[idoru.livejournal.com]

Ahh. The 'Roses.. ' poem made me smile.

My personal favorite variant, though it is much less grammatically smug, goes as follows:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I baked you cookies;
Will you go out with me?

[By my friend Leo, to ask a girl out. Along with a plate of cookies.]

[rikchik.livejournal.com]

Did it work?