I will no longer be defined by my past.

[jazzfish]

Not that I'm sure how to define myself by my present either. Other people's words will work well enough for now.

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What's to know? I read. I listen. I watch. Occasionally I write, or act.
I have been:

• the guy asking "Would you like some fries with that?"
  
• Richard Lionheart (in The Lion in Winter).
  
• a Counter of Furniture.
  
• in charge of the Fluxx World Championship.
  
• the token QA department in two pathetic software companies.
  
• published (in Pyramid magazine).
  
• a Summoner of Geese.

I like monkeys.

Comments

[zerblinitzky.livejournal.com]

A Counter of Furniture?

[jazzfish]

I spent a summer (1997, I think) working for Citibank. My job involved going to all the Citibanks in the greater Washington area and "taking a fixed-asset audit," i.e. recording all the furniture that they had and checking it against a list. About eighty percent of the time they had /more/ furniture than was on the list. I think there was only one time when there was something on the list that a place didn't have. But hey, they paid me $10/hr plus mileage.