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The True Story of Kudzu, the Vine That Never Truly Ate the South: "Kudzu has appeared larger than life because it’s most aggressive when planted along road cuts and railroad embankments-- habitats that became front and center in the age of the automobile."

I'm Getting Really Tired of My Mysterious Flaky Friend: "Mostly, she was just a really good listener, always asking questions and wanting to know more about you -- where did you grow up? What are your parents like? Did they get each other anniversary gifts? Did they use a top-tier security system or own dogs? Stuff like that." This may well be the best thing I have read on the Toast.

Tattúínárdǿla saga: If Star Wars Were an Icelandic Saga: "Meanwhile Lúkr shipwrecks on an island in the Faroes called Dagóba (the name is of unknown origin but probably Celtic) where he meets and is trained by the great warrior Jóði, who was a companion of Víga-Óbívan in his youth; Jóði continues to incite Lúkr to kill Veiðari, but his remarks are confusing in the text as preserved and are probably much damaged by later redactors – the word order is considerably jumbled and many of his comments reflect anachronistic Christian sentiments." Oh man, this is GREAT. (via [personal profile] vass)

Elopement in Situ: "More than anything, I think, we were introverts who didn't want a fuss made; our devotion to one another did not need a public demonstration to be real." THIS. I met Jonathan and Jennifer at Farthing Party, and wish they lived close enough that our paths would cross more often.

The Most Metal Deaths in Middle-earth, Ranked: "Gandalf died after he, 'Threw down my enemy... and broke the mountain-side where he smote it in his ruin,' which is the most metal line in the entire trilogy, and possibly all of English literature."

The Sea of Crises: an article on sumo, an attempted coup, and being lost in yourself in Tokyo. Long but worth reading.

Date: 2015-09-10 12:27 am (UTC)
carbonel: Beth wearing hat (Default)
From: [personal profile] carbonel
I got to the end and was left wondering WTF at the author rather than Jen. Given that it's fiction, it should have been structured better.

How did the author know Jen was planning to move? For that matter, how did the author know that the two Russian voices behind the door weren't a radio? And how did the author know that the two Russian voices belonged there and hadn't broken in. The anger at Jen seems all out of proportion. Most of the other flaky stuff was along the lines of "let's do something crazy" rather than "please do this unreasonable favor for me."

Date: 2015-09-10 12:35 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] reedrover
Apparently, I was lacking a some context - I didn't realize that this essay was fiction. As fiction, I would judge it even more poorly.

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"Jazz Fish, a saxophone playing wanderer, finds himself in Mamboland at a critical phase in his life." --Howie Green, on his book Jazz Fish Zen

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