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So with the rerelease of the Indy movies they've changed the first one to _Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark_. Gah. However, this has inspired some readers of Pyramid magazine to see if you can stick "Indiana Jones and the..." on the front of other movies to make them sound more pulp-ish. Such as:

Indiana Jones and the Legend of Bagger Vance
Indiana Jones and the Seven Samurai
Indiana Jones and the Man of La Mancha
Indiana Jones and the Kiss of the Spider Woman
Indiana Jones and the Fistfull of Dollars
Indiana Jones and the Name of the Rose
("Dad? When did you become a monk?")
Indiana Jones and the City of Lost Children
Indiana Jones and the Big Lebowski
and my personal favorite...
Indiana Jones and the Return of the Jedi
("Ewoks. I hate those guys.")

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"Jazz Fish, a saxophone playing wanderer, finds himself in Mamboland at a critical phase in his life." --Howie Green, on his book Jazz Fish Zen

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