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[livejournal.com profile] uilos: And that's why I make you cook lima beans. Because you are capable of putting them on to cook and leaving them there.
Me: Well, yes. That's what the directions say to do.
[livejournal.com profile] uilos: But how do you know they're cooking if you don't poke at them and stir them?
Me: Because the directions SAY they're cooking.
[livejournal.com profile] uilos: You don't know that! You have to DO THINGS to make them cook!
Me: No, the DIRECTIONS SAY... how did we end up with duelling OCDs[1]?
[livejournal.com profile] uilos: I don't know about you but I don't have OCD.
Me: ... I am totally telling LJ about this.



[1] "Neuroses" would have been a better (more accurate, less potentially hurtful) term to have used, here.

Date: 2010-08-03 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uilos.livejournal.com
I'm fine if I can't see the food cooking. So rice in a rice cooker is safe. Things in a crock pot are safe. Things in the oven are safe. But if I'm standing right there next to the food, I can't stop myself from poking at it, even if the directions specifically say not to.

Date: 2010-08-03 07:14 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] rbandrews
Me either, I just usually cook stuff where that's not a problem. I guess I have to refrain from messing with pancakes when I make those. But anything on a grill I'll constantly be moving it around and poking it.

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"Jazz Fish, a saxophone playing wanderer, finds himself in Mamboland at a critical phase in his life." --Howie Green, on his book Jazz Fish Zen

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