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Dec. 29th, 2006 02:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jazzfishPillsbury makes a brand of biscuits called "Grands." They're pretty good, but really flaky.
When I moved here I didn't bother buying any maps. I figured Googlemaps can get me a good overview of where I'm trying to go (not the directions, just the maps). Besides, I'd need a map of northern Virginia, one of DC, and one or two of Maryland to cover all the places I'm likely to be. My parents decided this was an intolerable state of affairs and got me the ADC Northern Virginia map for Christmas. It's a handy thing to have. But I still don't have a map of Maryland or the district. Isn't that grand?
Honestly, it's okay for the most part. Anywhere I go in Maryland is likely to be in the company of![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
uilos, so that's not a big deal. And I avoid driving in the district on general principle. The one-way streets and the narrowness and the flood of cars generate more stress than I want to deal with. I can navigate reasonably well via metro provided I have time to plan out where I'm going: one-way streets are irrelevant to a pedestrian. But driving? Not so much.
The first time I went driving in the district I got lost in southeast for an hour or so. This was pretty impressive considering I'd been trying to get home (to Burke) from a restaurant in Fairfax.
I know I drove the minivan to the Kennedy Center at least once, and I know I drove the pickup to get a load of railroad ties from somewhere. KenCen is easy; the railroad ties thing was back in the maze of twisty little streets all alike. I /think/ that was the last time I'd driven in actual DC. A dozen years ago.
Until today, when my metro-to-DC-for-lunch-and-afternoon-wandering date turned into hurried-lunch-and-by-the-way-you're-driving-us-into-DC while I was on the way to pick her up. That was just grand.
Getting there was awkward: either I missed a sign or it doesn't exist, so there was some amount of backtracking, "What-the-hell"ing, and general irritation. But I had a navigator for that part. That helped more than I'd expected it to. No, it was the way back that caused trouble. "Go straight down Connecticut, I think I saw signs for 495." Argh.
Thus, when Connecticut became 18th (I think) and the Washington monument rose up before me in all its majesty, I panicked, and called for help. I imagine this made me the subject of some amount of derision. As it happened, all I needed to do was keep going straight and I would have been fine: the signs only said "50 East" but from that I could deduce that "50 West" was the other direction and turn appropriately.
It was, all things considered, not as hellacious as it could have been. With a map in hand it might even be worth doing again.
Until I get a map, though, I'm sticking to metro.
When I moved here I didn't bother buying any maps. I figured Googlemaps can get me a good overview of where I'm trying to go (not the directions, just the maps). Besides, I'd need a map of northern Virginia, one of DC, and one or two of Maryland to cover all the places I'm likely to be. My parents decided this was an intolerable state of affairs and got me the ADC Northern Virginia map for Christmas. It's a handy thing to have. But I still don't have a map of Maryland or the district. Isn't that grand?
Honestly, it's okay for the most part. Anywhere I go in Maryland is likely to be in the company of
uilos, so that's not a big deal. And I avoid driving in the district on general principle. The one-way streets and the narrowness and the flood of cars generate more stress than I want to deal with. I can navigate reasonably well via metro provided I have time to plan out where I'm going: one-way streets are irrelevant to a pedestrian. But driving? Not so much.The first time I went driving in the district I got lost in southeast for an hour or so. This was pretty impressive considering I'd been trying to get home (to Burke) from a restaurant in Fairfax.
I know I drove the minivan to the Kennedy Center at least once, and I know I drove the pickup to get a load of railroad ties from somewhere. KenCen is easy; the railroad ties thing was back in the maze of twisty little streets all alike. I /think/ that was the last time I'd driven in actual DC. A dozen years ago.
Until today, when my metro-to-DC-for-lunch-and-afternoon-wandering date turned into hurried-lunch-and-by-the-way-you're-driving-us-into-DC while I was on the way to pick her up. That was just grand.
Getting there was awkward: either I missed a sign or it doesn't exist, so there was some amount of backtracking, "What-the-hell"ing, and general irritation. But I had a navigator for that part. That helped more than I'd expected it to. No, it was the way back that caused trouble. "Go straight down Connecticut, I think I saw signs for 495." Argh.
Thus, when Connecticut became 18th (I think) and the Washington monument rose up before me in all its majesty, I panicked, and called for help. I imagine this made me the subject of some amount of derision. As it happened, all I needed to do was keep going straight and I would have been fine: the signs only said "50 East" but from that I could deduce that "50 West" was the other direction and turn appropriately.
It was, all things considered, not as hellacious as it could have been. With a map in hand it might even be worth doing again.
Until I get a map, though, I'm sticking to metro.
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Date: 2006-12-29 08:07 pm (UTC)http://www.adcmap.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=883
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Date: 2006-12-29 08:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-29 09:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-30 02:45 pm (UTC)Let me know if you want one and I'll pick it up for you and get it to you the next time I see you.
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Date: 2007-01-04 04:31 pm (UTC)I expect 'next time I see you' to be next Wednesday, since I hope I've exhausted the illness-related problems.
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Date: 2006-12-29 08:39 pm (UTC)i don't know how to do anything else in DC. place scares me a little.
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Date: 2006-12-29 08:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-30 02:57 pm (UTC)There is actually a plan despite the fact that I personally feel that L'Enfant created the circles and state streets by putting down cups of coffee and playing pixie sticks on the maps.
Everything starts from the big cross that's made by North Capitol (north of the capitol) East capitol (east of the Capitol), South Capitol (to the south) and the Mall with the museums (to the west with Constitution and Independence flanking the Mall from either side of the Capitol itself). The named and and numbered streets start low from those big cross streets and then continue to grow.
The grid goes up the alphabet and takes you North (in NW and NE). Then, it continues alphabetically up the two-syllable and then the three syllable street names (still going North). The same thing occurs to the South in SW and SE.
The numbered streets get higher going West in NW and SW and they get higher to the East in NE and SE and they all get to 1 at North/South Capitol STs.
Hope that wasn't more confusing than anything else.
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Date: 2006-12-29 09:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-29 11:36 pm (UTC)And no local calls it the "Subway" here. That is where you buy sandwiches when you can't find a Quizno's.
Don't correct people who aren't wrong.
Date: 2006-12-30 12:39 am (UTC)And it is a subway. I didn't say a word about what it was called.
Re: Don't correct people who aren't wrong.
Date: 2006-12-30 01:58 am (UTC)Re: Don't correct people who aren't wrong.
Date: 2006-12-30 09:48 pm (UTC)http://wmata.com/
There's no need to go correcting other peoples journals. Your own comment subject line says that clear enough.
Grumpy much ?
Date: 2007-01-03 02:42 am (UTC)"Subway" is a bit of a misnomer for most systems, for example in DC we have a system which uses not only Underground, but Surface and Elevated Tracks.
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Date: 2006-12-29 10:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-29 11:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-30 03:15 pm (UTC)Except for the ones that don't. All the streets named after states and the like that go diagonal, the one-way streets that CHANGE DIRECTION partway through the day, and the fact that you can't go within fifteen parsecs of the White House.
But no. Murray declares "Washington DC is the easiest city in the world to navigate." Anyone whose been in a car he's driven will tell you he can't navigate anywhere.
I recommend joining AAA. You can go into an office at any time and ask for any kind of maps you want and they'll give them to you.
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Date: 2006-12-30 09:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-31 01:49 am (UTC)Of course, the only think worth navigating to is out of Sioux Falls by the fastest route, so there's not much point to it.
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Date: 2006-12-30 03:30 pm (UTC)