Words are inadequate

That's Susan, my mother's sister. She's the reason Rita's not my favorite relative, or even my favorite female relative.

Susan, incidentally, was even more nutcase than I'd originally thought. Between her marriages she lived in a commune in West Virginia, spent some time in the Southwest and I think the Northwest as well, and managed to keep from killing my parents when she visited them for several months in Korea. Now she teaches art to private elementary school kids in Atlanta.

Rita's pretty normal for the most part. She managed to avoid most of the Taylor family neuroses, though, so we get on alright.