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[jazzfish]

The dryer says "OK I am done now please take the jeans out."

To which I reply "Why must you turn my apartment into a house of lies?"

Comments

[rbandrews]

Washer has four settings. "cold-cold", "warm-cold", and "hot-cold".
That's what the label says anyway. What the real settings are is "warm-hot", "hot-hot", "reallyhot-hot".

Things are beginning to shrink. I am irked.

[baranoouji.livejournal.com]

You have a washer and dryer.

:envy:

[faekitty.livejournal.com]

Do our dryers know each other?

[dasphios.livejournal.com]

A better question would be "Why must it turn your apartment into a house of bad punctuation?"
Honesty can be forced. Commas can't.

[troyfish.livejournal.com]

Does the refrigerator tell you to kill people too? That's the problem with non-humans that don't speak English the way we do... they're always telling us to kill the things that need killing. They're like Texas that way.

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

Because it is evil and serves the Father of Lies, that's why. You have a Darkfriend dryer.