Words are inadequate

I spent a summer (1997, I think) working for Citibank. My job involved going to all the Citibanks in the greater Washington area and "taking a fixed-asset audit," i.e. recording all the furniture that they had and checking it against a list. About eighty percent of the time they had /more/ furniture than was on the list. I think there was only one time when there was something on the list that a place didn't have. But hey, they paid me $10/hr plus mileage.