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It’s five answers to five questions. Here we go…
1. How can we convince employees to care about showing up to work?
Part of my job involves working with seasonal employees who are hired in the summer to work as 1-1 aides to kids with disabilities. We have a persistent problem of staff suddenly calling out or announcing late arrivals/early departures. In some ways I’m sympathetic — this is just their summer gig, we aren’t able to pay the rate I wish we could, and life can be complicated.
In other ways, I’m not. The impact of suddenly disappearing on these kids seems so self-evident I feel ridiculous explaining it. The shifts are 9-3, so there is time at the end of the day for appointments and other life stuff. Ideally we would just not hire back staff with consistent issues, but there just aren’t enough qualified people to fill all of these roles (although we are trying to expand our recruiting).
Until now I was not a direct manager to these staff, but I’m in the process of being promoted. So my question is, what is the best way to shift this culture going forward? Incentives for showing up consistently (beyond being paid)? Clearer consequences for call-outs? Explaining the impact of their behavior? I don’t want to be condescending or unreasonable, but this is genuinely a job where being on-site truly matters.
I think the issue isn’t “not enough qualified people to fill these roles” but rather “not enough qualified people to fill these roles at the rate we are paying.” I realize you likely don’t have the power to do anything about that, but are you able to make that case to someone who does, pointing out that without more competitive pay, this will continue to be an issue and will continue to affect the kids in your care?
Beyond that, though, you can try talking about this explicitly in your hiring process — explaining that it’s a job where reliability really matters because of ___ (fill in with specifics about the impact on the kids) and you need people who will commit to showing up reliably and on time. You can reiterate that as part of their training too. From there, yes, ideally you’d have clearer consequences for unreliability — but if you’re in a position where you’re having to hire back people who you know to be consistently unreliable, I’m not sure how practical that is. Realistically, if you don’t have the power to fire people who don’t show up reliably and you’re struggling to hire other candidates because of the pay, you’re in a bad spot.
That said, it would be interesting to actively enlist the repeat offenders in your problem solving — sitting down with them and saying “here’s the issue, here’s why it matters, here are our constraints in solving it, what are your ideas for how we can improve this as a team?”
2. Coworkers keep putting my team’s work into AI software
I work on a marketing and communications team for a public institution affiliated with a state government in the U.S. We produce a lot of written work, as well as photos and videos, for various divisions in our organizations. However, we’ve recently hit a few things that have thrown my team and I for a loop:
1. We produced employee headshots for one of the divisions we serve. An employee took the headshot from our photographer, plugged it into an outside AI service, and “updated” their own headshot. They then wanted our team to use that AI-edited headshot on our website. We refused, because (a) they put the work of our photographer into an AI system without the photographer’s permission and (b) it no longer accurately looked like the employee.
2. I created a written piece for a colleague in one of the divisions we serve. That colleague returned the piece to me having been rewritten by an outside AI service, asking me to approve that version. I felt incredibly insulted, but also frustrated that my work has been used to train AI without my permission. I ended up rewriting the AI version to feel more genuine and asked my colleague to consult with us before moving to AI solutions. Time will tell if that was a good approach.
Our organization does allow gen-AI use in work, as long as it’s cited and as long as we use software that’s been vetted and approved (both examples used unapproved AI software).
Do you have advice on how we handle these kinds of situations in the future? Is there something we can say to our colleagues to keep them from doing this with our work? Working in marketing can be challenging because everyone thinks they can do our jobs — and AI certainly doesn’t help that. And I don’t want to immediately jump to reporting my colleagues to the IT admin for AI misuse; I feel like that could damage our working relationship. Thoughts?
Your organization needs to do more to communicate its policy on AI, because both of these situations violated that policy! Can you point out that people clearly haven’t absorbed what they are and aren’t permitted to do and ask that the company provide better training on what is and isn’t allowed?
On your end when this happens, you should feel free to cite the policy directly! You don’t need to tiptoe around it; it’s fine to say, “Company policy explicits prohibits using that software, so we can’t do this.” If someone is a repeat offender, loop in their boss — not to try to get them in trouble, but to point out that the person needs more training to understand the policy.
But I would try to avoid feeling insulted by people using AI to redo your work; this is just the latest iteration of something that has always existed in writing jobs, where non-writers make changes that weaken the work (but because they’re not good writers, can’t see that).
3. When a job wants me to answer questions instead of sending a cover letter, how long should the answers be?
I’m currently applying for remote jobs at nonprofits. Many are not asking for cover letters, but instead have open-ended questions they ask you to answer when you submit your resume, such as “what about our work makes you most interested in working with us,” “describe your familiarity with and interest in Work Area X,” and “describe something you’ve worked on that you’re particularly proud of.”
Any advice on the recommended length for these responses?
Typically one well-considered paragraph. Or two at most, unless they specifically ask for something longer.
And because these are short answers (and also because the reader will likely be skimming, at least in their first pass), you really want to strip away any fluff and ensue what you write is heavy on substance.
4. My company is interviewing other people for the job I’ve been covering
My boss retired eight months ago, and I have been filling the position on an interim basis since then. I had an interim agreement which expired after three months, but no agreement since then. I am being stipended a small amount each week for additional duties.
I am being told that the position has to be posted externally, but they hope I will apply. But also they “want to see who is out there and available.” Other positions in other teams recently, where a similar thing has happened, have not been advertised externally. I was told they would like to complete in the next three months, but maybe not. No promises.
I’min the U.S. but I have a friend who is an HR professional in Europe, who told me that in that jurisdiction I would be considered to be de facto in the role and if asked to take part in a process, I would have some other options. I am not trying to cause trouble here, because I love this organization and this role, but do I have any recourse here? I feel like I am being held to a different standard than others are, and it makes me feel less valued by the organization.
It’s a Europe/U.S. difference (or at least, parts of Europe). In the U.S., you don’t have any rights to special preference for the position (assuming you don’t have a contract or union agreement that says otherwise), even if they’ve handled it differently for other roles. The exception would be if you felt you were being treated differently because of your race, sex, religion, or other protected class, in which case that could move into discrimination territory. But absent something like that, they’re allowed to treat this hiring process differently than others.
There are a lot of reasons why they might want to do that: this position might have higher stakes or pickier stakeholders, or they might want a change in strategy that they think an external hire would be better positioned to lead, or they might think you aren’t as qualified to fill the role on a permanent basis as the people recently promoted on those other teams were (even if you’re doing just fine in a pared-down interim version of it), and on and on.
You could definitely ask whether there’s anything about the way you’ve approached the role that they’d like you to do differently, but try to approach it assuming there may be legitimate reasons for why they want to talk to multiple candidates.
5. Can I ask for a higher raise?
A coworker left a different section of our department (think like payroll and recruiting) last year and I was assigned some of his tasks until we could find a replacement. The tasks I took on aren’t necessarily strenuous, but they do take 2-3 set hours per day and utilize a different skill set than my actual job, and I had to rearrange my daily work schedule and cadence. My manager helped pull back on some of the responsibilities of my day-to-day role to accommodate the time for the other work, but sometimes it takes extended hours to get both done.
When the interim period stretched to nearly a year without hiring anybody, I asked my manager how we might be able to adjust my compensation to reflect doing a not-insignificant portion of another person’s job for a more extended period than either of us anticipated. I was informed that my efforts would be reflected in my annual review and any resulting pay increase.
I have now received my positive review and the increase, and I’m getting the standard cost of living bump that everyone in the company is getting plus about 1% for “going above and beyond.” This equates to several hundred dollars over the year. Am I wrong to think this is an inappropriately low amount? I generally like where I work and the people I work with, including my manager. Is there any scenario in which “responding” to my raise amount has a point and doesn’t just make me a difficult employee?
Yes, many, many scenarios, including this one. Think of the increase they offered as a starting point in negotiations and ask for more. They may not be thinking of it that way, but it’s reasonable for you to.
Say this to your manager: “As you know, I was willing to help out with the X work in a pinch, but it’s been a year and it’s a considerable change to my responsibilities and daily work for a significant period of time. I don’t believe the extra $300 (replace with the correct number, but do give the exact figure because it’s a ridiculous one when spelled out that way) added to my salary accounts for that, and I’d like to request that be revisited.” If you have a number in mind, name it, but you don’t have to.
You are being the opposite of a difficult employee; you’ve been the solution to a major problem for them, and you should ask to be compensated accordingly for that.
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The edge not taken
Apr. 19th, 2026 10:22 pmDid you catch one interesting bit in the last post? The undo shortcut in Paint and other apps in Windows 1.0 used to be Shift+Esc:

This reminded me that the classic Ctrl+Alt+Del shortcut was initially Ctrl+Alt+Esc. Except, people apparently invoked it a bit too often by accident, so it was split to require two hands for extra safety.

When you look at the keyboard for the original PC, it all makes sense. Esc is at the edge of the main typing block, and in line with all the modifier keys. It would make sense to build a system around this, and it’s interesting to imagine the Esc Kinematic Universe that never happened.

Don’t get me wrong: I think it’s good that it didn’t. ⌘Z or Ctrl+Z are much easier to get to than Shift+Esc, especially in concert with cut/copy/paste next door – that system introduced by Apple Lisa and Mac teams deserves endless trophies and infinite accolades. (In case you are curious, Windows 1.0 used Delete for Cut, Insert for Paste, and… F2 for Copy.)
But it has always been peculiar to me that Esc isn’t seeing more use. I see Backspace tasked with all sorts of modifier key combinations in various apps, but Esc – equally available on the other side, and even easier to target on some keyboards – is often left alone.
Poetically, given the beginning of this story, it was Mac that grabbed ⌘⌥Esc for force quit:

There is a nice thoughtful design element in that window that’s worth calling out: the hint line the bottom.
Why, of all places, would this window go out of its way to announce its own shortcut after you already figured out how to open it? I think this might be for a similar reason airlines repeat the safety announcements before every takeoff. If your computer goes haywire, if one of your apps starts hogging resources, if the UI slows down so much any action takes forever, it might benefit you if somewhere in the back of your head exists one small bit of information: “ah yeah, I don’t know how I know this, but I think I’m supposed to press ⌘⌥Esc now.”
Jessica Chastain Says Apple TV Will Finally Release ‘The Savant’
Apr. 19th, 2026 06:51 pmMarc Malkin, Variety:
Jessica Chastain says Apple TV is finally going to release her political thriller series “The Savant.” [...]
“Before it was like, ‘I don’t know if we’re going to see it,’ but now I can say, ‘We’re going to see it,’” Chastain told me exclusively on Saturday at the Breakthrough Prize ceremony in Santa Monica.
As for when, sources tell me that Apple is planning for a July release.
Previously, re: The Savant’s limbo release date.
WorkOS FGA: The Authorization Layer for AI Agents
Apr. 19th, 2026 05:37 pmMy thanks to WorkOS for sponsoring last week at DF. Every AI agent demo looks magical, but most hit a wall in enterprise deployment. It’s not model quality or latency. It’s authorization. Authentication proves an agent’s identity. Authorization defines its blast radius.
The winners in enterprise AI won’t have the most features. They’ll be the ones enterprises can safely trust. Learn how WorkOS FGA scopes that blast radius with resource-level permissions, and read their deep dive for more.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dial
Apr. 19th, 2026 11:20 am
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The funny part is every action in your life turns SOME torture dial!
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Keyboard Maestro launchers
Apr. 19th, 2026 02:41 pmDuring my seven-week Spotlight trial, I was reminded of how easy it is to make file and folder launchers in Keyboard Maestro. In case you’ve also forgotten, here’s a short post on how to do it.
There are three items that I open quite often and that Spotlight was slow to find:
- My
blog-stuffdirectory, which is where I keep all the text files, scripts, images, and other components that go into making blog posts. Each post, or set of posts, gets its own subdirectory inblog-stuff. - My notebook index file, which is where I keep a list of all the entries in my paper notebooks.
- My
calendricaldirectory, which is where I keep the code and support files for my current programming project: a Python module implementing the functions described in Reingold & Dershowitz’s Calendrical Calculations. This folder differs from the items above in that I won’t always need quick access to it, but I will until the project is finished.
The key to making a Keyboard Maestro macro to instantly launch a file or folder is the action in the category. Here’s where you’ll find it in the Actions panel.

The macros for opening the blog-stuff and calendrical folders in the Finder are one-step macros that look like this:

The path to the blog-stuff folder is
~/Library/Mobile Documents/com~apple~CloudDocs/blog-stuff
The calendrical macro looks the same, except it uses the keyboard shortcut ⌃⌥⇧⌘C and opens
~/Library/Mobile Documents/com~apple~CloudDocs/programming/calendrical
(These keyboard shortcuts have the sort of complicated chording I’d never use if I weren’t running Karabiner Elements to turn Caps Lock into a “Hyper” key that mimics pressing ⌃⌥⇧⌘ simultaneously. If you read Brett Terpstra, you’ll recognize the Hyper key.)
The macro for opening the notebook index file is only slightly more complicated:

The path to the file is
~/Library/Mobile Documents/com~apple~CloudDocs/personal/Notebook index.txt
and the second step puts the cursor at the bottom of the file, which is usually where I want it, as I’m typically opening the index to add a new entry.
Even though I’m back with LaunchBar, and I can use it to get to these files and folders quickly, I’m keeping the macros. They’re not that much faster than ⌘-Space and typing a few characters, but they’re more accurate. There’s no risk of typing “cla” instead of “cal” when I want to open the calendrical folder.
Dale Yu: Review of Frosted Blooms
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Episode 2767: Backfire When Ready
Apr. 19th, 2026 09:14 am
If players are debating what to do and someone suggests the worst possible thing that could happen...
Well, they've just written the next part of your adventure for you.
aurilee writes:
Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)
Hm! I'm surprised by Annie's response. Perhaps it's a "something to think through later" or maybe just an "I want to look into this more later." Either way, that was much more subdued than I'd expected.
Which is almost the complete opposite of the spaceship fight. Only point-defences? Ok, there's thousands of them apparently, but where's all of the thousands of fighters? If we've got this silly large number of star destroyers, surely we can have thousands of little TIE fighters as well. I guess if we're only having the small Resistance fighters versus the star destroyers, the fluorocarbon atmosphere is a good enough reason for that to not happen. Not that the Resistance needs the deck stacked any more against them, but it feels weird without the TIE fighter swarm at the same time.
Transcript
“Area connected to a given node in a multi-dimensional array with some matching attribute”
Apr. 18th, 2026 03:54 pmAnyone using old computers for graphics remembers the strangeness of “flood fill”:
The 1950s and 1960s computers were so sluggish that their consoles with blinking lights were not just for show; the operations were slow enough that you could still follow the lights in real time.
This ceased to be true soon afterwards. The microcomputer revolution temporarily reset some computing progress, but by the 1980s and 1990s more and more things were happening too fast for us to keep up.
But here (this above is Paint in Windows 1.0, and you can try for yourself in a browser!) was one example where you could still see an algorithm working hard. It was mesmerizing and educational, and it was a rare example where perhaps you didn’t mind the computer taking its sweet time. Even messing up like I did above – maybe especially messing up – ended up fascinating to watch.
Wikipedia has examples of a few different flood fill algorithms, which are even more interesting:


A few years later, Minesweeper had a very memorable flood fill, too (also available in a web emulator today):
But by now Minesweeper retired from sweeping mines, and today computers are so fast that it’s hard for me to imagine any flood fill being anything else but flash flood…
…except this is what I just saw in Pixelmator on my Mac:
I don’t know if this is a nod toward a classic flood fill, or just a nice unrelated transition. But I found it genuinely delightful, and it’s fast enough that I would imagine it doesn’t bother pros who need to do it often.
Sometimes it’s nice to see a computer working when there’s a good reason; some apps like banking apps even insert artificial, visible delays after crucial operations, just so that the users feel comfortable knowing their important transaction went through.
But sometimes it’s nice to see a computer working for no reason at all.
Pablo Escobar's Cocaine Hippos Are Doomed
Apr. 18th, 2026 09:49 pm"Without this action it is impossible to control them," said Colombia's environment minister Irene Vélez at a press conference on Monday. Citing estimates that the population could reach at least 500 individuals by 2030, "affecting our ecosystems and native species," she added that "it is our responsibility to take this action." [...]
In 2022 the government launched a sterilization program to slow reproduction of the hippos, which could number up to 200 individuals. At the same time, officials opened talks with seven countries and two international zoo and aquarium associations to relocate the animals. To date, no country has agreed to take even a single hippo, according to the Colombian government, which ultimately led its Ministry of Environment to opt for euthanasia.
Widespread sterilization is not a viable option because it is a "cumbersome, costly and dangerous procedure that progresses at a very slow pace," says Jorge Moreno Bernal, a Ph.D. candidate at the University of the North in Barranquilla, Colombia. A single sterilization requires cranes and puts human lives at risk, he says. "It is not like sterilizing a dog or a cat."
Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously.
Happy Birthday Krissy
Apr. 18th, 2026 05:42 pm

Shown here in the midst of prepping our taxes for our accountant, not this week but a couple of months ago, because she’s organized about that, and that is, in fact, one of the many, many things I love about her.
Krissy and I actually do a terrible job of being in the same place on her birthday. Last year she was in California visiting her family, and this year I am California for the LA Times Festival of Books, where I have a panel and at least two signings tomorrow. Last year I made up for my absence by getting her real estate. I think this year I am likely just to take her to dinner when I get back. You can’t do real estate every year.
Every year, however, I so incredibly grateful that this amazing person chooses to live her life with me, and I make it my business to let her know how much I love, value and respect her. She is the reason I get to live the life I do. That’s a pretty big deal.
If you wish to wish her happy birthday in the comments, that would be fabulous.
— JS
★ ‘A Reading Room on Wheels, a Lover’s Lane, and, After 11 PM, a Flophouse’
Apr. 18th, 2026 05:52 pmVittoria Benzine, at Artnet (via Oliver Thomas):
The singular American filmmaker Stanley Kubrick saw the little details. He even saw the future. But, most of all, he saw people, with all their quirks. Kubrick’s films, from Dr. Strangelove (1964) to The Shining (1980), offer proof of this — as do his earliest photos, produced during the 1940s. One new trove of 18 such images will get its first-ever outing next week, when Los Angeles-based Duncan Miller Gallery presents the find alongside works by contemporary photographer Jacqueline Woods at the Photography Show in New York. [...]
The photos are some of the earliest images that the director made for Look. “New York’s subway trains are a reading room on wheels, a lover’s lane and, after 11 p.m., a flophouse,” Kubrick’s subsequent photo essay accompanying his subway visions opined.
I’ve seen some of these before, but not all. (Which makes sense, if some of them have only now been discovered.)
Mia Moffet, writing for Museum of the City of New York back in 2012 (where you can see more of these photos):
As you can see below, with the exception of iPods and smart phones, activities on the train haven’t changed much in the last 66 years, including shoving one’s newspaper in everyone else’s faces.
My favorite:
(Here’s another from the same scene, moments apart.)
Moffet then quotes from this 1948 interview with young “Stan” Kubrick, regarding how he captured them:
Indoors he prefers natural light, but switches to flash when the dim light would restrict the natural movement of the subject. In a subway series he used natural light, with the exception of a picture showing a flight of stairs. “I wanted to retain the mood of the subway, so I used natural light,” he said. People who ride the subway late at night are less inhibited than those who ride by day. Couples make love openly, drunks sleep on the floor and other unusual activities take place late at night. To make pictures in the off-guard manner he wanted to, Kubrick rode the subway for two weeks. Half of his riding was done between midnight and six a.m. Regardless of what he saw he couldn’t shoot until the car stopped in a station because of the motion and vibration of the moving train. Often, just as he was ready to shoot, someone walked in front of the camera, or his subject left the train.
Kubrick finally did get his pictures, and no one but a subway guard seemed to mind. The guard demanded to know what was going on. Kubrick told him.
“Have you got permission?” the guard asked.
“I’m from LOOK,” Kubrick answered.
“Yeah, sonny,” was the guard’s reply, “and I’m the society editor of the Daily Worker.”
For this series Kubrick used a Contax and took the pictures at 1/8 second. The lack of light tripled the time necessary for development.
Mac Mini and Mac Studio Supply Shortages
Apr. 18th, 2026 04:48 pmNicole Nguyen, writing for The Wall Street Journal (gift link):
Mac Minis with larger-capacity RAM chips — a base M4 model with 32GB of RAM, starting at $999, and the M4 Pro models with 64GB of RAM, starting at $1,999 — are “currently unavailable” on Apple.com. And estimated shipping wait times for any other Mini model start at about a month, and in some cases is up to 12 weeks. (This Mini scarcity extends to other retailers as well.)
The more powerful Mac Studio makes up an even smaller share of sales than the Mini — less than 1%, according to CIRP. But its high-memory configurations ($3,499 and up) are also unavailable, and more affordable variations show wait times of up to 12 weeks. Last month, Apple removed the Mac Studio’s mega upgrade — 512GB of RAM — which it had touted as “the most ever in a personal computer.”
Meanwhile, Apple can ship its most popular computer, the MacBook Pro, with 128GB of RAM ($5,099 and up) to your door in early May. MacBook Pro models with less RAM ship sooner, and almost all other Mac models we reviewed on Apple.com will arrive just days after they’re ordered.
Apple declined to comment on what’s happening with these AI-friendly systems, but analysts have three theories.
This situation is rather unusual, and I suspect Nguyen is correct that it’s the result of a combination of factors, including a surge in demand from new “desktop AI” systems like OpenClaw. It’s rather remarkable that pretty much all of these desktop AI systems are Mac-exclusive, including the new Codex app from OpenAI (that’s based on Sky, the never-released AI automation app from the team behind Workflow, which Apple acquired and renamed Shortcuts). Some of these systems will surely arrive on other platforms eventually, but at the moment, they’re only on the Mac. They’re not on Windows, not on Linux, not on Android, and not on iOS. Just the Mac. That’s because the Mac is, and always has been, the best computer platform in the world. It just is. These systems can’t run on iPhones or iPads because those are baby computers. They just are. So if you want to jump in as an early adopter on desktop AI, it needs to be on a Mac. And if you want a headless always-on Mac to do it, the only options are a Mac Mini or Mac Studio.
Obviously Apple is nearing the release of M5-generation models for both the Mini and Studio. Perhaps those models are behind schedule, and Apple already tapered production of the old models. I think it’s just a question of whether we need to wait for WWDC in June, or if they’re going to drop in May.







