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Posted by John Gruber

Regarding my earlier post about the cleverness of Tim Cook’s solution to Apple’s dilemma regarding how to apply for, and accept, a potential tariff refund check without drawing the ire of Donald “Tariff Is My Favorite Word” Trump, at least one reader asked why Tim Cook committing to spending the refund check on “U.S. innovation and advanced manufacturing” doesn’t mean that Apple would — if they get a tariff refund — be spending more than they had previously committed to. Cook even said yesterday, “These would be new investments and would be in addition to our prior commitments in the U.S.” But there’s never been any precise accounting for these commitments. Apple committed to spend “more than $500 billion”. “More than $500 billion” plus their tariff refund check would still be “more than $500 billion”.

Here’s what I wrote when Apple first made this current commitment in February 2025, just weeks after Trump’s second term started:

Apple announced a similar plan four years ago — $430 billion and 20,000 jobs. In the announcement of that 2021 plan, Apple said, “Over the past three years, Apple’s contributions in the US have significantly outpaced the company’s original five-year goal of $350 billion set in 2018.”

So I don’t think this announcement is bullshit, at all. But I also don’t think what Apple has announced today is much, if any, different from what they’d be doing if Kamala Harris had gotten 1–2 percent more of the vote in a handful of states in November. The difference is that everyone is looking for quid pro quo with President Transactional back in office.

Apple first announced a plan in 2018, during Trump 1.0, to spend $350 billion over the next five years. Then in 2021 — midway through those five years, at the start of the Biden administration — they said spending was above that previously promised pace but they were announcing a new five-year plan to spend $430 billion. That plan would have run through 2026 (this year). But, again, right after Trump was re-inaugurated last year, before the period covered by the 2021 five-year plan was up, they announced the current $500 billion plan. The only difference is that this latest spending commitment is a four-year plan, not a five-year one (probably because they know Trump doesn’t give one shit what they do after he leaves office).

This isn’t a shell game or a scam. I believe Apple really has spent what they’ve said they were going to spend, and really plans to spend what they’ve committed to spend in the coming three years. If anything, as they said in 2021, their actual spending has probably exceeded what they committed to, during each of these periods, and will continue to. It’s very Tim Cook-ian and very Apple-like to underpromise and overdeliver. So I’d say it’s a shoo-in that when Apple announced the current plan to spend “more than $500 billion” in the U.S. from 2026–2030, they actually planned to hit that target with room to spare. So saying that they’ll throw the proceeds from any potential tariff refund check into the same fund doesn’t actually change a damn thing about their plans.

And if the pattern holds, they’ll announce a new four- or five-year plan for $600 billion (give or take) after the 2028 election, regardless who wins. There’s never any sort of accounting where they show that they spent exactly, say, $447 billion between 2021 and 2026, or $389 billion from 2018 to 2023. And there’s never going to be any exact accounting like that for what they’ll spend in this current “more than $500 billion” plan covering 2026 to 2030. There’s also no accounting for how much Apple spent last year on Trump’s invalid tariffs. Presumably, if they eventually get a refund check from the Treasury, we will know the exact number. But given that whatever they spent on Trump’s tariffs had only a negligible effect on their earnings last year, we can presume that the money they’re committed to spending on U.S. manufacturing and job creation from 2026 to 2030 remains about $500 billion, and it’s really all just projects that they would have spent the exact same amount of money on if Kamala Harris were now in the White House — just like how they committed to spending $430 billion when Biden was president.

The whole thing is just presented in such a way to make it look like they’re doing what Donald Trump would like them to do, when in fact it’s just exactly what Apple wants to do anyway. That’s what makes it genius. It’s win-win-win. It’s what Apple wanted to do anyway, it pleases Trump, and it’s actually good for the American economy.

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Book recommendation of the week: Famesick, by Lena Dunham. The incredibly talented creator of HBO’s Girls writes about how fame devoured her as she was increasingly losing a battle with chronic illness. I love Girls (as well as her amazing adaptation of Catherine Called Birdy) and, while I haven’t always rooted for Lena’s choices, this book blew me away and I’m glad I read it. (Amazon, Bookshop)

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May. 1st, 2026 11:08 pm
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Posted by John Scalzi

For reasons that are not important now, I have found myself in the possession of a lightly used but still somewhat recent Asus Chomebook, of the sort that one can pick up for less than $200, with 4GB RAM, 64GB of onboard storage, a less than spectacular screen resolution, and a keyboard without backlighting, which means on this dark gray version that once the lights dim, its usefulness will compromised for all but the most talented of touch-typers. It’s been a while since I’ve used something this basic (I’m writing this piece on it now), and inasmuch as my daily driver laptop is a reasonably specced-out M4 MacBook Air, I was curious how I would feel about it stepping down from that.

Answer: I… don’t hate it? I don’t love it, to be clear, and it’s not something I would likely ever choose over using my Air. And there are some things about it which are pretty egregious, that are clearly the result of this thing clocking in at under $200, most notably a screen that would have to work to be called “washed out,” and a track pad that feels genuinely terrible to use, especially coming from a MacBook, which have what are acknowledged to be the best trackpads in the world. It is as plastic as the day is long, and given the paucity of its RAM and the inevitable end of ChromeOS, this computer is so close to the line between “useful” and “e-waste” that one might as well give it a balancing beam.

On the other hand, the keyboard doesn’t suck to type on; it’s a basic chiclet board but it’s nicely spaced and the keys don’t feel overly mushy. The onboard i/o puts the Air to shame: Both the Air and the Asus have two USB-C ports and a headphone jack, but the ASUS throws in a USB-A and Mini-SD card as well (I don’t suspect that the USB-C ports on the Asus are Thunderbolt, but they can port out to an external display, which ain’t chicken feed). Plus the ASUS webcam has a manual privacy shutter, which, frankly, is a thing every laptop with a camera should have regardless. It’s not the absolute worst! You could spend $200 on much more questionable things!

Every now and again I do the check-in with myself on what might be the bare minimum I would need, in terms of personal possessions, if less than wonderful things came to pass I had to live in deeply reduced circumstances. And without going into great detail about the thinking process about this, one of the things I’ve decided is that if I had an acceptable laptop, that would go a fair way toward my needs in terms of audiovisual entertainment, and personal creativity. A decent laptop is a television, a radio, a window to the world and an instrument of expression.

This Asus is… not up to the task of being my acceptable laptop in this circumstance. Too limited by tech and by software, basically. I’ve been a long time enjoyer of Chromebooks, and loved my Pixelbook from back in the day. But Chrome ultimately never won the argument that a thin client to the Internet was all you would ever need, and now that ChromeOS is going to be folded into Android at some nearish point, it never will. Chromebooks will go into the west as forever the “second laptop,” the one you used when you didn’t have actual work to do.

(What laptop do I think it probably the closest to my Lowest Acceptable Spec? I think at this point it’s obvious: a MacBook Neo, which has all the advantages of a Chromebook, including price point for some mid-spec Chromebooks, and also can run more complex software that one would need for creative work, and not be totally reliant on an online connection to do it. It’s tempting to say the Neo is overhyped at this point, except I don’t think it actually is; at $600, it basically takes a knife to the Chromebook value proposition for everything but barebones educational use. It’s not the laptop I would want — that’s my Air — but it would certainly do.)

Considering that I do have a MacBook Air, and an iPad Pro with a “Magic Keyboard,” which essentially takes care of all my laptop-ish needs, what might I use this little Chromebook for? Basically, as a guest laptop, if someone visiting needs to do something that requires a full-size keyboard or a screen larger than the one on their phone, but didn’t happen to bring their own laptop with them. And… that’s pretty much it? As I said, I don’t want to entirely discount this laptop; it’s better than I expected for less than $200, and it fulfills its own admittedly modest brief perfectly well. It’s just that I don’t know how much longer this particular brief is going to need to be fulfilled.

— JS

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Posted by Jason Kottke

Ohhhhh dear, Richard Dawkins: Is AI the Next Phase of Evolution? Claude Appears to Be Conscious. “My conversations with several Claudes and ChatGPTs have convinced me that these intelligent beings are at least as competent as any evolved organism.” 😬

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Posted by Jason Kottke

Unruly Play: “A collection of 169 works of play in unlikely places. Games about unusual things. Unexpected encounters.”

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Posted by John Gruber

Remember the appalling but utterly-unsurprising story two months ago where a team of investigative reporters in Sweden uncovered a company in Kenya contracted by Meta to review video content captured by Meta’s “smart” glasses? They spoke to some of the workers, who told tales of reviewing footage of Meta glasses users getting undressed, having sex, and taking dumps. This is a rather seedy job, and a big surprise to most of the people wearing Meta’s AI glasses, who are under the impression that “AI” does not involve human beings in Kenya seeing what their glasses capture.

Well, Meta has fixed the problem. Chris Vallance reports for BBC News:

Meta is under pressure to explain why it cancelled a major contract with a company it was using to train AI, shortly after some of its Kenya-based workers alleged they had to view graphic content captured by Meta smart glasses.

In February, workers at the company, Sama, told two Swedish newspapers they had witnessed glasses users going to the toilet, and having sex.

Less than two months later, Meta ended its contract with Sama, which Sama said would result in 1,108 workers being made redundant.

Meta says it’s because Sama did not meet its standards, a criticism Sama rejects. A Kenyan workers’ organisation alleges Meta’s decision was caused by the staff speaking out.

There’s no mystery here. The “standard” that Sama didn’t meet was keeping their mouths shut about the dignity-shredding nature of the entire operation. Like that fact that it even existed, let alone the gross privacy-invasive footage they witnessed. The deal wasn’t just for Sama’s workers to do the work, it was to do the work and keep it on the down-low. Go to Meta’s AI glasses website and try to find the part where they warn you that footage is subject to review by teams of contractors in third-world countries, Mechanical Turk-style. If you look hard enough, you’ll find oblique allusion to “review may be automated or manual (human)” in their legal small print, but their large-scale human review of video footage and recordings isn’t part of the brand or marketing image for their glasses.

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Posted by John Gruber

One more from Jason Snell, from his analysis of Apple’s quarterly results:

During a complicated question from J.P. Morgan analyst Samik Chatterjee about product margins, Parekh unusually half-answered the question and then stopped and “turned it over to Tim” so that Cook could read an obviously prepared statement about tariffs, which included this bit:

In terms of applying for a refund of tariffs paid, we’re following the established processes, and we plan to reinvest any amount we receive back into U.S. innovation and advanced manufacturing. These would be new investments and would be in addition to our prior commitments in the U.S.

This is the sort of politics Cook will continue to be plying from the boardroom. Sure, Apple’s going to try to get its tariff money back. But it’s going to do so using the perfectly normal and established process, and if it does get billions back from the U.S. government, it double-promises to reinvest that money in the United States, above and beyond its already stated commitments. Trump Administration, take note.

The kind of logic puzzles I enjoy most are ones where, when the puzzle is posed, there’s no obvious solution. But once you see the solution, it seems profoundly obvious. Jason Kottke last week linked to 1D-Chess, a game from Rowan Monk that’s like that. Once you find the solution you can’t unsee it. (Don’t give up and peek at the posted answer!)

The question of tariff refunds is like that. Two months ago the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 that Trump’s obviously illegal tariffs last year, were, in fact, illegal. They left as an open question, however, whether importers who paid those tariffs should get refunds from the federal government. Apple, obviously, is one of those importers. The logic puzzle is this: if it turns out that Apple is eligible for a refund, how do they collect it without infuriating the petulant Donald Trump? Cook just spelled out the answer. Take the money but commit it all to their longstanding plan to spend $500 billion over the next few years to U.S. manufacturing efforts, a program they’ve maintained through the Trump 1, Biden, and now Trump 2 administrations, but which Cook has made dog-and-pony shows out of during both Trump terms to, as Trump himself describes it, “kiss his ass”.

That’s so obvious, now that Cook spelled it out, that it doesn’t even seem like a puzzle.

Update:More on Apple’s Logically Elegant Tariff Refund Puzzle Solution”.

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May. 1st, 2026 07:44 pm
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Posted by David M Willis

We made it!  $45K, everyone!  The Dumbing of Age Book 15 Kickstarter has just unlocked the ADJECTIVELESS TONY MAGNET, which you can get at his titular tier, OR in a new SARAH AND TONY MAGNET tier where you can get both of them together, of course.  

Additional options include choosing him for your roster for either of the PICK THREE or PICK FIVE MAGNETS tiers, or going all-in for the COMPLETE MAGNET POWER tier!  And, of course, all of these tiers come with the unlocked FREE EXERMACISES AMBER magnet.  

Up next, dare we say a CARLA MAGNET unlocked at $50k?  We dare, we dare!  and at least two more magnets at further $5k intervals, most likely 

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I have no idea if this will be at all interesting to anyone, but I just wrote a chapter that gives me an excellent opportunity to talk about my process. I should note that this book, Chreotha, is episodic (at least so far). That means that, a) the process of creating this chapter is nicely isolated from the book as a whole, and, therefore, b) what I’m about to say will contain intense—like, total—spoilers for one chapter, but not for the whole book. I’ve marked where the spoilers start.

For those who want to read the story itself before, after, or instead of reading the process post, Tor Books kindly gave me permission to publish it, so it can be found here.

It is commonplace to divide writers into “plotters” and “pantsers.” Many writers, perhaps most, don’t fall neatly into those categories. Certainly I don’t–I’ve done everything from having a fully detailed outline before writing the first word to not knowing what would happen in the next paragraph for most of the book. Usually it is somewhere in between. But this chapter of this book is full on “seat of the pants” writing, and what is unusual is that I can trace every step of how it ended up the way it did. It expresses the process of “pantsing” a novel in microcosm.

It began on Discord, chatting with a fellow who is working on a game. The game is in English, which is a second language for him; and while his English is good enough to have no trouble communicating, it isn’t good enough for the dialog or the prose of the game he’s working on. So, what the hell, I agreed to help him.

I spent several hours going over the narration and dialog of his game, fixing the odd phrasings (I wasn’t paying much attention to the game itself, but I think it’s post-apocalypse of some kind). And it was the odd phrasings that caught me. The particular mistakes were fascinating, and made me wonder about things I’d never thought about: why do we say, “in the afternoon, in the morning, in the evening” but “at night”? Why can’t we say, “I’ve been here since a while?” Why is it “many things” but “much activity”? Why does it feel wrong to say, “I’ve one here” but feels right to say “I’ve been there?” And so on. Sometimes I knew the answer, sometimes I didn’t. But at some point I realized I was geeking out on his errors.

*** Spoilers start here ***

At that point (I think it was around March 22), I was just finishing up chapter 5 of Chreotha, and had no clue what was going to happen in chapter 6, but I thought it would be a lot of fun to create a character who didn’t speak Northwestern and made all of the errors I had just spent a few hours correcting. Chreotha has been gradually moving forward in Vlad’s timeline, and I’d gotten up to the year 242 PI, so it worked out well. It pretty much had to be set in South Adrilankha, and at a time when Vlad was over there a lot, so I set it around the time of Teckla/Phoenix, keeping the dates vague enough to make it unlikely to contradict myself—Alexx can figure out the exact dates at his leisure.

So, the guy (his name is Jules; turns out not to be his real name, but I didn’t know that then) and Vlad had a conversation with Jules having language issues, and it was as much fun to write as I’d thought it would be. But…what was there to talk about? Well, obviously, the uprising. What would a stranger—that is, someone who didn’t speak the language—have to say about it? Probably that he wasn’t able to figure out what it was about. But, why ask Vlad? Oh, hey, let’s say he got caught up in the fighting and was injured. Sure, let’s break his leg. Snap. It’s done. Now he has something to ask Vlad about.

Vlad, who isn’t quite as much of an asshole as he likes to think he is, helps him limp over to a physicker–an Easterner. The physicker recognizes Vlad because she knows his grandfather. Why did that happen? In order to give the physicker a bit of dialog; I had no plans for that. But then, I had no plans for anything.

Okay, Jules has been delivered, Vlad heads back home, and that section (around 1000 words or so) is done. Now what?

Well, it being around Teckla/Phoenix, I guess I have to send him back to South Adrilankha (after klava, of course; I’m not a monster). So he heads over there, and, me having no clue where the bloody story is supposed to go, I had the physicker meet him on the Stone Bridge. Was she looking for him, or was it an accident? Well, I’ll have them chat, and maybe I’ll find out.

I didn’t find out. The dialog went nowhere. She started to ask him a favor, and, nope, brain supplied nothing. Then she started to criticize his profession, and it just felt stupid. I was annoyed—I go to all the work to invent the damned physicker, and she gives me no help at all. I wanted to kill her. So I killed her.

I went back to the beginning and rewrote the opening so her house would be somewhere he might walk past by accident (made sense that it was prominent since that’s how Vlad knew to bring Jules there). Then I deleted all the stuff on the bridge, had him walk over to South Adrilankha, pass the house, and see black bunting draped from a window. It took him a moment, but he did eventually remember what black bunting means to Easterners, and he put 2 and 2 together and went in.

At this point, I was pretty sure Jules had killed the physicker. The “why” came instantly, like a drop of cliche from the brow of Zeus. My working theory is that he was an informer who had been discovered and beaten by the insurgents, and that somehow the physicker had learned who he really was, so Jules had killed her. I was aware that I could be wrong about any or all of that, but it was enough to keep me putting words out there.

Vlad left the physicker’s house, and tried to get his temper under control. I tried to decide if him being pissed off was enough justification for him failing to ask the grieving widower any questions, decided it wasn’t, so I went back and inserted a few lines of dialog. Of course, he didn’t get any useful answers, because where’s the fun in that? And also, of course, if he did know something useful, I could go back and insert it later, because writing without an outline means never having to say you’re sorry.

And at that point, boom! I had an outline for the rest of the chapter. Not very detailed, and highly subject to change, but there it was:

Determine it was definitely Jules who killed her

Speak with some Easterners who mention breaking the leg of an informer

Find out where informers report (Dragon Wing? Yendi Wing?)

Plant a false report just to fuck things up for the Empire a bit

Kill Jules

SF writer Marissa Lingen coined the phrase, “Writer Proprioception,” and I think that is an outstanding term for it—you just kind of feel where in the story you are. Like, no, I can’t have that happen yet, or, there needs to be something here because otherwise it just won’t feel right. So this was a good time to check in with how it felt. It seemed okay, so far, and the balance of what had happened with what was going to happen felt good.

How about word count? I don’t care about it a great deal, but I’m always curious. I’ve got about 2000 words of this chapter. A chapter can be as long or short as it feels like, but most often they come in somewhere around 5000 words. So, did I feel 2/5 of the way through this? It felt like a bit less than that so far, but that is something to keep in mind but not worry about.

So, onward. Last we saw Vlad, he was leaning against the physicker’s house trying to get his temper under control. Obviously, he was going to look for Jules, but he had, at this point, no idea how to find him—because, you know, neither did I. So I set him toward the house that Cawti and her people were using as a headquarters. On the way, I passed by a face-off between Phoenix Guards and conscripted Teckla on one side, and insurgents on the other. I pulled on some experience here—if you’ve ever been at a protest staring down the cops or the National Guard, wondering if something is going to set things off, there is an indescribable tension that isn’t like anything else I’ve experienced, and I wanted to try to capture some of that tension and transfer it into Vlad and into the reader.

I got past that, and the next sentence I wrote started, “I had a destination in mind…” I don’t know about you, but to me, a sentence that starts like that implies he doesn’t reach his destination. Sometimes I like to flip expectations with stuff like this, but this time I just let it carry me forward to see if something interesting happened.

Before deciding that, however, I went back. It was bugging me that I didn’t know how the physicker had been killed. I mean, I knew—the widower had already said that it was a blow to the head with a heavy object. But WHAT heavy object? That was bugging me. So I backed up and had a few papers blow around so the guy could remember the heavy piece of polished obsidian used as a paper-weight, and note that it was missing. I used the opportunity to add in some bits about the stench of South Adrilankha and about the ability of witches to counteract the stench because those two things expressed a lot about South Adrilankha for me, and because, well, forgive me a little pretentiousness, it felt symbolic. I also made a mental note that maybe if Vlad returns the paperweight, that could make for a decent ending.

That done, I went back again, and gave the widower a name, because by this time he had enough dialog that referring to him as, “the widower” or “the guy who’d let me in” was getting clumsy. A quick visit to Google and “Hungarian boys names” later, and he was Lachi (transliteration of “Laci,” short for László). Later, I checked the pronunciation and changed it to Lotsi, which is a closer transliteration. And now I realize that it rhymes perfectly with “Nazi” which is, I dunno, a bit heavy-handed, so maybe change it back?

At this point, I had 2800 words and the feeling that this was going to be a long chapter.

Okay, so, how much am I stretching credulity for Vlad to just happen to overhear about an informer’s leg being broken? Put like that, quite a bit; but what if it is something that lots of people are talking about? Okay, yeah, I think I can get away with that.

It crossed my mind that Jules might not be an informer, he might be a provocateur. The downside of that is that, with the events of the George Floyd protests in Minneapolis still fresh in my mind, it might be hitting too close to home and come off as didactic. Maybe. I let it bubble around in my head while Vlad talked to a group of Easterners who’d heard of the incident. I had fun with the drunk.

Meanwhile, I realized that Vlad hadn’t eaten anything for a while. But standing right in the heart of the district with all the unrest, there was literally nowhere for him to eat, so I had him grumble about it a bit; that would have to do.

I had Vlad ask Aliera who an informer would report to, because Vlad figured Aliera would have more recent information than Sethra. Next stop was to the Wiki—Lyorn Records. I spent some quality time researching my own previous work until I was able to determine where such an informer might report. I decided it would be Third Floor Relic, and so Aliera informed Vlad. Aliera, or course, had determined this by asking Sethra, because it is hard to pass up a chance to make Vlad feel foolish.

There was the question, then, of if I was giving Vlad information that he supposedly only learned the first time in Orca. Being lazy (and not right now having access to my own books, they being a storage locker) I dealt with this problem by making a mental note to ask Magicjon about it while making sure the information Vlad got didn’t have as much detail is he’d get in Orca, and set the problem aside.

Now Vlad had a destination, and the chapter was about 3750 words.

He returned to the City, stopping for a hot meat pastry because, as I said above, I’m not a monster. I brought him to the Palace, got him near the Third Floor Relic room, and stopped dead. Now what? He was not going to randomly run into Jules, and if he randomly met a member of Third Floor Relic he wouldn’t even know. A very nice wall I’ve run into. Well, it always happens at some point. I might have to go delete everything from when Vlad decides to go to the Palace, but before doing that, I figured to spend some time seeing if I could get past that wall.

I’ve mentioned before that when I hit a wall, I never break through it: I just push a little, then a little more, then a little more, and at some point I notice that it’s behind me. So, time to settle in and start pushing. This was liable to be several days for very few words.

First push: Vlad makes an author intrusive remark about having no plan. Second push: a brief summary of the situation. Then I fell back on what all the experts say you should do when stuck: play some computer solitaire. Okay, not all the experts say that. But I did, and let me say in passing: I may not be a great writer, or a great musician, or a great poker player, but if you ever go up against me in 2-suit Spider Solitaire, you’d better bring your A game. In any case, I got push 3: Vlad realizes just exactly where and who he is, and suddenly gets nervous.

One of my favorite things to do are digressions: just stop dead and explain something to the reader. I felt very much like doing that here, because sometimes it helps get the wheels turning again and because I always enjoy it, but I didn’t have anything to digress about—I mean, if you’re going to stop cold and just infodump the reader, it has to be necessary, or at a minimum useful information at that time, and it has to be fun. (H/T Teresa Nielsen Hayden) So, nope. No infodump.

Push 4: A quick check-in with Loiosh.

Push 5: A Teckla can emerge from the room; that isn’t unreasonable. And the only reason for a Teckla (who doesn’t work at the Palace) to be there was he was an informer reporting in, so Vlad now knows at least which room he’s looking for. And there will of course be someone in it, although I don’t think Vlad wants to meet that person. Maybe do something clever with Loiosh and Rocza? Yeah, they’ve been pretty neglected in this story so far, and Loiosh has been complaining about it. Okay, then.

And, lookie there! The wall is behind me! That was, by the way, three irritating days to do all that trivial nonsense to get me past the wall, but it worked and I was on my way, with a plan and everything. The plan was to find information on informers, get some names, and deliver those names to Jules as leaders of the uprising, resulting in the Empire deciding Jules was a traitor and getting him killed in a deliciously ironic way. I now had a pretty clear vision all the way to the end.

I had locked all the doors near the Imperial Library, where Vlad was waiting, so now, to carry out my plan, I had to go unlock them all. Amazing how many doors you can unlock by deleting one sentence and replacing it with another. After that, it was just a matter of opening a door, letting the jhereg in, and running like hell. Vlad did, waited, talked to Loiosh, entered the room that he did not know was called “Third Floor Relic,” got what he was after (names of some of the informers and Jules’ real name and address; for the informers I chose one Teckla, two Fenarians, and a German; also decided to make Jules a Czech), and he was out of there, clear of the Palace, and safe. Safeish.

At Loiosh’s request, he ate some shrimp to celebrate, because I was craving shrimp. That night I made something sort of halfway between shrimp fra diavolo and shrimp primavera, which satisfied my craving, while Vlad had some fried shrimp with lemon butter which satisfied Loiosh’s.

The next step was finding Jules’s house. Now, Dragaeran technology is all over the map, because one thing I enjoy is playing with, “Okay, magic would have slowed down the development of that technology, speeded up the development of that technology, and not effected the other one.” And, to make matters worse (= more fun = better) there is often a difference between Dragaeran levels and Human levels of technology; all of which is to say, the equivalent time when the Vlad novels are set could be anywhere from 12th Century Western Europe to 19th Century North Africa, with occasional dips as far as the 20th Century, depending on what we’re discussing.

What does this have to do with addresses? Well, time to hit Wikipedia again. Numbering houses started with the distribution of property ownership in France in the 16th Century, but didn’t start getting organized in Europe for another couple of hundred years. What with messengers, and some form of postal service, I figured Dragaerans were there; but Easterners were not. So, no addresses. So, a few minutes to figure out how to describe the location of a house before street addresses were a thing. That done, I had to go back and insert that into the information about Jules.

And from there, it just sort of wrote itself all the way to the end, ending with Vlad finding the murder weapon and deciding to return it to Lachi. I finished the first draft at 11:51PM on April 16th. It came in at 6274 words.

Then a quick pass of revisions.

> It’s after dark, Steve. You know it is after dark because the neighbor complains about being woken up. So, hey, how about doing the light spell BEFORE you describe the Easterner? Wouldn’t that be smart?

> Okay, minor, but funny: I stared at a sentence a long time trying to figure out what it meant before realizing that “patience” should have been “patients.” I chuckled. I’m glad I’m able to amuse myself.

> Threw in a reference to Norathar because it needed to be there. Then I deleted it because it really didn’t.

> Sometimes I words out

Word count after revision was 6349.

The whiskey bell rings two hours before bed time. Bed time, right then in my whacky, ever-shifting sleep schedule, was 3am. I finished revisions at 23:55. And it was the 17th! How perfect is that? If I believed in omens, that would have been one.

In the evening of April 30 I had a zoom meeting with my critique group: Emma Bull, Pamela Dean, and Will Shetterly. They liked the chapter, but, as always, had some suggestions, none of which I could disagree with. I won’t mention the bits they liked, because that isn’t the point of this post, and because if I started bragging about the good stuff I’d lose my status as a card-carrying Minnesotan.

The next day I set about implementing them: I added a bit more to the walk to the physicker’s house; the idea was to establish more of a connection between Vlad and Jules, and I don’t know if I accomplished that, but I think it was worth it just for a little bit more of Vlad being Vlad.

I also slowed things down a bit with the physicker. In the original version, Vlad learns that later another patient came in and that’s how Jules overhears him being described as an informer; but there was no reason not to have the patients there already. This required adding a bit of dialog establishing that it was Jules who killed her, but I wanted a bit more anyway, so that was fine.

Another comment was that I rushed through the scene at the physicker’s after the killing; in particular, there should be more dialog with Noish-pa, resulting in more emotional investment in Vlad for getting Jules. Or, as Emma put it, an opportunity for Vlad to feel things he didn’t expect to feel.

I’d thrown in a brief paragraph about a potential tactic for dealing with an enemy, but it never actually came up, and it went nowhere, so as per Emma’s suggestion I deleted it.

Will correctly pointed out that the entire second half was too rushed—I think that tends to happen when pantsing after I finally figure out what’s going on, so I went back and gave the story room to breath.

As I was scanning through making the fixes, I came across the conversation with the drunk and his friends where Vlad learned that Jules was an informer. It seemed a little too terse, and in addition I enjoyed the group, so I added a little more dialog, both to establish that the physicker was well known and liked, thus raising the emotional stakes a bit, and because it gave me a chance to use some Hungarian curses. I mean, how can you not love, “May a snail fall into his intestines”? (Or, if you prefer, Hogy a csiga essék a beledbe. I miss my dad; he’d have loved that.) Another great one is, “May a guitar grow in your stomach and cancer strum it,” but I didn’t use that one.

I was also told that Aliera’s response to Vlad’s wisecrack was weak and un-Aliera-like. Yeah, I realized that had been nagging at me, too at an unconscious level, so I kicked it up a notch.

Pamela pointed out that earlier, Vlad is concerned about Cawti, and then once he gets involved in heading to the Palace, forgets about her, so I sent Rocza off to keep track of her and protect her.

Emma made the observation that when Vlad is in South Adrilankha he resists being an Easterner, and when he is the City he resists being Dragaeran. I’d never noticed that before, but she’s right, so on reaching the Palace I needed to play that up just a tiny bit, which I did by making a point of how everyone he passed was taller and stronger than he was. And then he made of point of stroking his mustache. I think that might do it.

Arriving at the Palace, I got the suggestion, I think from Will, to add more sensory details, and to give the reader a bit of the feeling of the place. So I jumped in after Push 4 and provided some details as well as mentioning the kind of breeze you sometimes get in big buildings, which I threw in as a callback to the opening of Jhereg. Sense details would have been useful when I was pushing the wall, too; why didn’t I think of that?

Next, a minor tweak to make it clear when Vlad breaks the window that he’s breaking the window. I almost always remember, when there is a glass window, to mention that fact, as glass is unusual and expensive, but this time I forgot, so I put that in.

Next, there was some confusion about exactly what Loiosh was doing, so I slowed that part down a bit and put in a few more details.

Last thing was some uncertainty that the Empire would do what Vlad wanted them to do, so I stuck in a mention of giving the name to Cawti as a failsafe.

Now, this is not actually the final form; this is pretty close to the form I’ll submit it in (my critique group will have another crack at it when they go over the whole book), but then my editor, Claire Eddy, will probably have some things to say about it. Anyone curious enough can then compare the version here with the published version and see what changes they suggested.

Then I went through the whole thing one more time. It was interesting that, when I just starting, I wrote that the events took “a couple of days,” when in fact I had no clue what would happen or how long it would take, but in fact, yeah, the whole thing lasted a couple of days.

I also added a little to the line in “Fenarian” that Jules says when saying he can’t speak it. I had him say “I am a visitor here” but get it wrong. The Hungarian word for visitor is látogató; change the g to r and you get “watchtower” so that’s what he says. As I said above, it is good that I can amuse myself.

This version was finished around 2PM EDT on May first, and hit about 7000 words.

And that’s how I do it. Sometimes.

Please note: I am NOT asking for feedback on the story itself; in particular, I am not asking for a critique. My writers group will go over it again, and so will my editor. Unless you are one of those people, please do not offer suggestions; I get unreasonably snarky about that, for which I apologize.

Jules: A Chapter of Chreotha

May. 1st, 2026 06:19 pm
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Jules

Part of, and apart from: that was me during the Uprising of 243-244.

In one sense, I was in the thick of it: I was there when we came within a teckla’s squeal of a massacre, and maybe I even had a hand in stopping it.

But in another sense, I never felt like it had anything to do with me. I was an outsider to the Dragaerans because I was an Easterner, and an outsider to the Easterners because I was a Jhereg. I could easily have just sat the whole thing out if it weren’t for a few personal issues that gave me a stake in it, but I was never truly involved. That changed for a couple of days when I was returning from a visit to my grandfather right in the middle of the whole thing. That’s when I ran into Jules.

This was a part of South Adrilankha I both knew well and didn’t know at all. Let me explain that, because the location is what led to everything that followed.

In general, I knew the area; it was close to the Chain Bridge, which was where I was headed, but I’d taken a detour in hopes of avoiding the excitement. So, yeah, I knew this area in general, but not in specific. And at first, I didn’t even notice Jules, nor did Loiosh and Rocza; it was well after dark. I only became aware of him when he said something in a language I’d never heard before.

I did quick spell to create a dim light. An Easterner, of course. He was sitting against a creaky wooden structure–an empty stable with an attached deserted tack shop in a tiny market circle. Neither were common in South Adrilankha, which is why it caught my eye.

We were the only ones on the street at that moment–I guess everyone else was either hiding from the Phoenix Guards or challenging them. I glanced at Jules, pointed to my ear, shrugged, and resumed walking.

“Sorry,” he said. “Not such good language.”

I took a closer look at him. He was next to the door to the tack shop, back against the wall, legs sticking out–one of them looked like might be broken. This fell squarely into the category of “not-a-Vlad-problem.” Feeling some satisfaction for putting the situation into the right cubbyhole, I started walking away again.

“Please,” he said. “Before you away, can you explain me something?”

I almost made a remark about it being unlikely since I was having trouble understanding him at all, but my grandfather wouldn’t have cared for that. I guess thinking about my grandfather is why I stopped and nodded.

“I am Jules,” he told me. I waited. After a moment he said, “The guards of the Emperor.”

“Empress,” I said. “But yes. What of them?”

“Explain me, please, why they fight to us.”

“Huh,” I said. “I don’t suppose you speak Fenarian?”

I’m sorry, I am a watchtower here and I do not know your beautiful language,” he said in a heavily accented version of my beautiful language.

It took me a moment to figure out the “watchtower” thing. I managed not to chuckle.  “Yeah, uh, even if I could answer your question, I doubt I’d be able to communicate it.”

“They break my leg, and I nothing did.”

I looked around the area and tried to remember what was nearby.

“There’s a physicker just across the street and around the corner, that way, toward the bridge. Look for the sign with an open hand with a spiral on the palm.”

“I can’t walk.”

I sighed.

“Loiosh?”

“Boss, if this is a setup, it’s the most pointlessly complicated setup in the history of crime.”

“Yeah, that’s kind of what I was thinking.”

I helped him stand, then, with his arm draped over my shoulder, helped him limp down the street.

He occasionally hissed as we walked, but that was all.

It was a long walk for how short the distance was. He leaned on me more heavily as we continued, but he wasn’t an especially large man.

“You are a weapon carry,” he said, inviting me to tell him more about myself.

“It’s a dangerous world,” I said, declining the invitation.

He grunted something that might have passed for agreement.

The house had one door and more than one story and there were probably three or four families living there. I started to clap outside the door, but remembered where I was and hit it with the side of my fist. Jules leaned against the house next to the door, closed his eyes, opened them, and said, “Thanks you.”

I grunted something that might have passed for “you’re welcome.”

He said, “Not many happens here in night.”

I took a moment to translate that, then said, “No, not a lot of activity around here after dark. Especially not now, with the Guard wandering around doing, well, what they did to you.”

In spite of his language problems, he seemed to understand me well enough.

“It is different now since twenty years.”

“That’s how long you’ve been here?”

“No, no. I lived at here during twenty years ago, but went back at home in a year, and only now returns.”

I hit the door again while I tried to parse that.

“Where is home?” I asked him.

“East,” he said helpfully.

A window opened above us and a voice called down, politely inquiring what by the name of several Eastern deities we were doing bothering him at this time of night and were we unaware that decent people were asleep at this hour and inquiring if we would like him to come down there and knock our heads with a large marble bust of one of the aforementioned deities.

“Got a broken leg here,” I called up. “Need a physicker.”

He cursed a little more then said, “I’ll get her.”

Eventually the door opened, and a middle-aged Easterner came out holding a lantern, looked us over, and gestured for us to come in. I helped Jules follow her up the stairs. Physickers shouldn’t live on an upper floor, but I refrained from explaining that.

When we reached the top, she looked him over briefly, then me.

“You’re the Taltos boy, aren’t you?” she said.

“Yes. You know my Noish-pa?”

“For many years.” She glanced at the weapon hanging from my hip, looked like she was about to say something, but didn’t. Instead she said, “Beaten by the Guard?”

“Yes.”

She nodded. “Two of the rooms are occupied by other patients, but I have one free. Bring him in there,” she told me, “and I’ll set the leg.”

Once we had reached the room and Jules was settled in, I laid an Imperial on the counter to cover the cost, and took my leave, having fulfilled all of the obligations I never had in the first place. Vlad Taltos: humanitarian.

I made it back to my dismal flat without meeting anyone else interesting. Cawti wasn’t home, so I went to bed and had a dream in which I was trying to explain to someone that I’d lost my lucky coin but the person couldn’t understand what I was saying. I woke up a little upset until I remembered that I don’t have a lucky coin. I’ve heard people say that dreams give you prophesies and insights. I think looking for prophesies and insights in dreams just makes you stupid.

The next morning, I stared at the ceiling for a while and tried to think of a reason to get up. Eventually I came up with klava at Duvon’s little place, and that did the trick, though just barely. By the time I was done with the klava, I was hardly regretting having gotten out of bed.

It was weird, that morning.

Here in the City, it was business as usual–Teckla and tradesmen scurrying about to get things done, the occasional nobleman strolling by asking to be admired, and, as always, Jhereg businesses operating in the seams. And yet, a few short miles away, across the river, I knew that Imperial troops were facing Easterners and Teckla, with violence in the air like a bonfire waiting for a sorcerer to cast a spark.

On this side, it was safe; on that side, it, well, wasn’t. And I had no part in it anyway.

Cawti.

Yeah.

“Boss, Rocza and I can go check, make sure she’s okay, so you don’t have to–“

“I need to be there, Loiosh. If she makes contact with me, I want to be close.”

“Okay, Boss.”

I considered taking the Stone Bridge so I could reach the action more slowly and maybe learn what was going on, but I was nervous about Cawti, and the Chain Bridge would get me there faster, so I took that.

I went past the physicker’s house, and my first reaction on seeing the black bunting hanging from the window was how strange it was for a sorcerer to set up shop in South Adrilankha. Then I remembered that, to Easterners, black represents death.

Well, crap.

I guess I could have ignored it and just kept walking, but, to be honest, I never even considered it. I went over to the door I’d been to a few hours earlier and pounded on it with my fist. I heard stomping sounds and the door was opened by an Easterner of about my height. He was clean-shaven, had lost much of the hair on his head, and his eyes were red.

“My name is Vlad,” I said. “I’ve come to pay my respects.”

He nodded. “I am Lotsi. She was my wife.” He started back up the stairs. Climbing the stairs he seemed much older than he looked; I closed the door and followed him.

I hadn’t paid a lot of attention last night, but the flat was bigger than I’d expected–a parlor and probably three or four small bedrooms, one of which she’d taken Jules to for treatment. There was no kitchen. There were half a dozen Easterners there, including a girl and a boy I estimated at eleven and eight years old. The physicker was there, already in a coffin in the middle of the room. Her skin didn’t glisten, because Easterners don’t need to be preserved for the trip to Deathgate, we just get dumped in the ground or burned, but I guess first you have to sit in a coffin for a while and let people stare at you. To be honest, it was kind of creepy.

My grandfather was one of the visitors. He stood up as I came in and hugged me. “You knew Chilla?”

“Only briefly. What happened?”

Lotsi sat down on the floor; there were only four chairs. A young man with swept-back hair and pointed sideburns started to get up to offer me his, but I shook my head at him.

“Noish-pa, what happened?”

Instead of answering, he nodded to Lotsi, who said, “She was murdered by a patient.”

“Last night, after midnight?”

Noirsh-pa frowned. “You know something of this?”

“Not enough,” I said. “But I will.”

“Why?”

That stopped me. Why indeed? I didn’t know. There was a burning ember of rage down in my belly, but I didn’t know why it was there. After a moment, I said, “Because I helped get him here. He used me.” I don’t think Noish-pa believed that was the whole answer, and I don’t think I did either; but it was the best I could do for either of us.

I turned back to Lotsi. “Did you hear anything? See anything?”

“Vladimir,” said Noish-pa in his rare stern voice. “I know you wish to find this faht-tyu. But now is not the time.”

“Noish-pa, I need information.”

Noish-pa shook his head. “Still, Lotsi needs–“

“No,” said Lotsi. “I want him found.”

“He will be,” I said.

“If he so wishes,” said Noish-pa, “then I am content.”

I asked Lotsi again if he’d seen or heard anything. He shook his head.

“How did she die?”

“She was hit,” he said, his voice shaking. “In the head. The back of her head was . . . .” He swallowed.

“But you didn’t hear it?”

“I was asleep,” he said, and it looked he was going to cry.

“There were three patients here. Did you talk to them?”

“I only saw two–they were here when I went to sleep, and we’re still here when I woke up.
“So it was probably the third,” I said. “Jules.”

“That was his name? How do you know?”

“Okay,” I said.

I hadn’t noticed it at once, but the stench of South Adrilankha was missing from the place. Not all that unusual: witches are pretty good at getting rid of unpleasant smells. What brought it to mind was, as I was standing there, I caught a whiff of the refuse piles that dot the streets of the district. It was wind, blowing through an open window, and whatever spells were in place worked quickly, because the stench was gone in the next breath.

I walked around the room, looking at everything, then to the other rooms; Lotsi walked with me, saying nothing. In a tiny room with a small desk, a chair, and a window, I turned back to Lotsi. “What are those papers on the floor?”

“Recipes for patients.”

“Why are they on the floor?”

Lotsi frowned at them, then looked at the desk, back at the papers, and said, “The stone is gone.”

“Stone?” I said.

“A large piece of polished obsidian that she used to hold down the papers.”

Then we all looked around, and didn’t see the obsidian.

Some puzzles are easier to solve than others.

“All right,” I said. “I’ll be back when I know something.” Why waste your time grieving with a family when you can cause grieving in the family of the bastard responsible?

The foul stench of South Adrilankha hit me hard as I walked out the door.

Jules. Who are you? What are you? What don’t I know?

I leaned against the house with the black bunting and tried to think. It wasn’t easy. First of all, killing a physicker is enough by itself to make me scowl, much less one who knew my grandfather. But someone had made me a party to it, and that was enough make me feel downright annoyed–like, annoyed enough to want to put a knife into the first stranger who looked at me funny.

No, I didn’t do that. I’ve never done that. But I wanted to, and feeling like that does not help you think.

Okay. Could Jules have known I’d walk past that spot? No. Could he have known I’d decide to help him if I did? Again, no. Could he have known I’d go to that physicker? Once more, no. Conclusion: he had not set out to kill the physicker. That meant something had happened after I’d left them that caused him to kill her.

I went back to the deserted tack shop where I’d first seen him and looked around. There was nothing going on here–no one in the street at all.

All right, then. Not far from here was an area that was sometimes called the Market District and other times called, Brugan’s Court for reasons that are a mystery. Where it started and ended is unclear, but it was generally in a part of South Adrilankha just west of Village Square, which is more or less the center. There were plenty of markets through the area, and a lot of open spaces, and it was here the Phoenix Guards and Imperial solders were patrolling in large groups, driving off larger groups of Easterners and Teckla, or else standing there confronting them. I’d been heading there anyway, because that’s where Cawti was likely to be.

It wasn’t a long walk. Loiosh and Rocza immediately left my shoulders and began scouting, although I doubted they’d be able to tell me anything useful this time. I mean, yeah, there’d be a bunch of Phoenix Guards ahead. I knew that already.

“There are a bunch of Phoenix Guards ahead, Boss.”

Thanks.”

I turned a corner and there they were: Phoenix Guards, and a gang–I can’t call it a troop–of conscripted Teckla looking like they wanted to be somewhere else–or else maybe right there but facing the other direction. It seemed like a gutsy move to ask Teckla to face off against their own kind. How strong were the threads of discipline, fear, or both that held them there? What would it take to break them, and how would things look if it happened?

As I got closer, I studied faces. It was an interesting study: the Phoenix Guards looking grim and stoic, with occasional hints of nervousness. The officers–I saw two of them–had that expression officers get when they’re trying to look bored but aren’t quite able to pull it off. The conscripted Teckla were making no attempt to conceal their desire to be elsewhere. The insurgent Teckla and Easterners, holding kitchen knives, clubs, hammers, garden tools, and the occasional rusty sword, just looked determined.

There was an impossible tension in the air, and I couldn’t help but wonder how long it would be before something broke. When it did, whatever or however it happened, it wouldn’t be pretty.

I didn’t see Cawti, but that was no surprise–this scene was being played out, in smaller versions, and maybe some larger ones, throughout the district; no doubt she was involved somewhere, but finding her would not be easy. Nor would finding Jules.

A couple of the Phoenix Guards noticed me approach: an Easterner in Jhereg colors openly armed; with all the tension there already, was I about to set something off? I wanted to give them a reassuring smile, but my mouth wouldn’t do it, so I just ignored them and walked past. Walking past, you understand, means walking behind the Guards who were facing the Easterners and Teckla; I could feel several pairs of eyes on me until I was past them.

Just to be clear, I had a destination in mind: The group Cawti was working with were in the center of all of this, and I knew the house where they met.

I passed clumps of Easterners and Teckla milling around–groups of four or six who didn’t seem to know what to do with themselves. They weren’t confronting the Empire, but neither were they getting out of the area. The undecided, I guessed; with sympathy for the rebels, but not ready to actually join them. I got suspicious looks from them, which I ignored.

And then I met the drunk.

He left his 4 friends and staggered over toward me, holding a heavy club of some sort. Clubs can break swords, so I didn’t want to take it lightly, but if I could stand toe to toe with a Dragaeran with a honking big greatsword, I should be able to manage a drunk Easterner with a big stick, right?

He said something that would have been, “Are you another informer?” but was, in fact, a much longer sentence with the number of obscenities he manage to throw into it. I was actually impressed. “I’ll show you how we deal with informers,” he said, and fell on his face.

Some comments are just too easy to bother making.

His friends, who were clearly less drunk than him, gave me an apologetic look and came over to get him. “So, how do you deal with informers?” I said.

One of them, a guy with arms like a blacksmith and a belly like an innkeeper, said, “We haven’t done anything, but I guess some others found one and beat him up pretty good. Broke his arm.”

“Leg,” said another.

“I thought it was his collar bone.”

“Should have been his neck.”

Well now.

“Who were these others?”

“Why do you want to know?” said a short little guy whose ears stuck out. He was looking suspicious.

Every once in a while, you find a situation where your best choice is to tell the truth. “I saw a guy with a broken leg last night, helped him to a physicker, and I think he killed the physicker. I would very much like to have a chat with him.”

“Wait,” said the big guy. “What physicker?”

“Her name is Chilla.”

“He killed Chilla?”

“Yeah. Sorry.”

“Him and his whore mother to Hell,” he said in Bizni.

“May a snail fall into his intestines,” said one of the others in Fenarian.

The drunk guy started snoring, which added little to the conversation.

The guy with the ears grunted and said, “I don’t know who beat him; just heard some people talking about it. No one I knew.”

“Any idea how they knew he was an informer?”

He shook his head, but the big one said, “I heard they saw him an alley, taking money from an officer of the Guard.”

A skinny fellow who looked like he was related to the guy with the ears, said, “I heard he was pretending to be a foreigner, but someone recognized him.”

“Anyone say what he looked like?”

They all shook their heads.

I looked down at the drunk guy and nudged him with my foot. “You should probably get this guy home.”

They mumbled agreement, got him to his feet, and wandered off.

So, did I believe this story, probably filtered through dozens of people who only heard half of it? I’d normally say no, if he hadn’t mentioned that bit about pretending to be a foreigner. Damn. I fell for it, too. If I hadn’t already been angry enough to kill him, that would have made me angry enough to kill him; I hate being made a fool of.

It seemed likely enough, at any rate, to be worth looking at further. But I still didn’t know how to find the bastard.

Okay, then; if I couldn’t find him on the street, I could start from the opposite side, from who he was informing to. Who would handle informers? Someone at the Palace, no doubt; but that got me as far as the knowledge that if I wanted to find a particular clam I should look in the Ocean-sea. Where in the Palace? Dragon Wing? Imperial Wing? Maybe the Iorich Wing? I could even make an argument for the Yendi Wing.

I found a quiet spot between two houses where I wouldn’t have to watch my back for a while, and . . . .

Aliera e’Kieron, oh you great font of wisdom and knowledge, oh, mighty learner of Truth, oh–“

“What do you want, Vlad? I’m kind of busy.”

“Who handles informers?”

“Informers? I don’t understand.”

“You know what’s going on in South Adrilankha, right?”

“I guess. Some sort of unrest?”

“Um. Okay, yeah. Well, there are Easterners who are paid to report to the Empire on who is doing what.”

“How distasteful.”

“Yes. Where would these people report?”

“Oh. I’m not sure. Sethra might know, although her information is likely out of date.”

“That’s what I was thinking, which is why I thought to ask you first.”

“Is it important?”

“It is to me.”

“All right. I’ll see if I can find out.”

“Thank you, Aliera.”

I realized I was hungry, but there was nowhere to eat–the inns near me were closed and the carts were missing. I grumbled to myself and set about ignoring it.

While I waited for Aliera, I checked in with a few other clumps. One group had heard of an informer being beaten up, but it was both arms that were broken. Another group had heard that someone was throwing rocks at the Phoenix Guards and it was thought they were paying him to start trouble. From still another I learned that he’d been imported from Norumland–wherever that was–specifically to infiltrate the rebels. Most of them didn’t have any physical description, and the few exceptions could have been describing Jules. Or almost anyone else.

“Vlad?”

“Yes, Aliera. I’m listening.”

“It isn’t certain–there are a number of possibilities, depending on if the informer is reporting to the Guard, the Army, or if it is something the Empress want to keep closer to her chin. My guess is the latter, which means the most likely is a small group that reports only to the Empress, it’s members identifiable by a platinum ring on the middle finger of the left hand. I do not know anyone in this group.”

“Um. So, I wander around the Palace until I meet someone with a platinum ring on the middle finger of his hand?”

“Oh, no. They only put the ring on when they need to identify themselves.”

“Oh. So I wander the Imperial Palace until I meet someone without a platinum ring on the middle finger of his hand? I can see some potential problems with this method.”

“Vlad, have you ever had your hair set on fire? I think I might be able to do it from here. Where are you exactly?”

“Sorry, sorry. I’m a little frustrated.”

“I know they meet–when they meet–on the third floor of the Imperial Wing, in some room tucked into a corner not far from Emperor’s library. The Emperor’s Library just stores old records of some kind, and there’s not much else around, so it may be the quietest part of the Palace, or at least of the Imperial Wing. That’s probably why they chose it.”

“Okay, that’s something. Thank you. How did you find out all of this?”

“I asked Sethra.”

“Oh,” I said.

I wanted to head to the Palace and try to deal with that, but I also wanted to be close to Cawti, just in case something happened. Yes, yes. I knew she could take care of herself, and I also knew that if “something happened” it was very unlikely I’d be able to help. Forgive me if I’m not always 100% rational, okay?

“Boss? Rocza can find her and watch her.”

I scowled and thought and scowled, then said, “All right.” Rocza flew off like she knew where she was going. Maybe she did.

I took the Stone Bridge, because at this point I didn’t want any more trouble with the Phoenix Guards. I’d never before been the only person on the bridge, and it was a little creepy. My sword and my colors were like a pass when leaving the Bridge; the Phoenix Guard stationed there didn’t like me, but didn’t stop me. Once I was in the City, I found a meat pastry. I moved it from hand to hand until it had cooled a bit, then took tiny bites until it had cooled more. I wondered if Dragaeran tongues burned at a different temperature than human tongues. That would be something worth investigating never.

The approach to the Imperial Wing takes you, past the House of the Phoenix, and then under a living canopy of Ulmas trees that lead up to the broad white steps before the doors. I can’t tell you how the doors are decorated, because I’ve never seen them closed. Although, in truth, I haven’t been in Imperial Wing often, and usually when I went in it was through another entrance, like coming from the Iorich Wing through Prisoner’s Hall.

Loiosh grumblingly slipped into my cloak as I approached the door.

Once inside, a Teckla in Phoenix Livery asked my business. I thought about saying I was here to pay a visit to my dear friend Zerika, but thought better of it–he’d probably heard that line, delivered either as a joke or with the intent to convince, more times than I’d killed people. I said, “Baronet Vladimir Taltos, here to beg for an audience with her Majesty.”

In fact, I wasn’t here to beg for an audience or anything else, but that was a reasonable response to that question, and it wasn’t the Teckla’s business whether I actually got the audience. He gave me directions to somewhere I was supposed to go to submit my petition, which I’d have paid attention to if speaking with the Empress was actually my intention. So I set off through the halls of the Palace, filled with people bigger, stronger, and much, much longer-lived than me. I stroked my mustache because I could.

Forgive me if I don’t embarrass myself by telling you how long it took me to find what they called the “Central Stairway.” I mean, if something is the “Central Stairway,” wouldn’t you think it’d be somewhere central? Anyway, I found it, and managed to do so without accidentally stumbling into the throne room.

Of course, that would have been story to tell my grandchildren, wouldn’t it? Not that I had very good odds of meeting my grandchildren. Or having any, for that matter.

And on that morbid note, I headed up the stairs.

I got lucky and found a servant who was able to direct me to the Emperor’s Library (as opposed to the Imperial Library, which was entirely different), which turned out to be unexpectedly easy to find. Not seeing anyone wearing a platinum ring, I took a moment to duck my head inside. It was surprisingly small, with one chair, a few hundred books on low shelves, and a musty smell.

I left no wiser than when I’d entered, and looked around; the place I was looking for was, I’d been told, near the library. I’m not sure what I was hoping for, exactly–that I’d stumble across Jules? That I’d find the room and it would be full of Dragonlords and I’d, uh, do something? I knew I at least wanted to see the place, but, yeah, I had no plan.

And I didn’t find the room, either; there were several doors in the area, and I didn’t feel inclined to open them; it could be an embarrassing conversation if any of the rooms were occupied–especially the one I was looking for. So there I was: Vlad Taltos, Easterner, Jhereg, sort of idly hanging around on the third floor of the Imperial Wing of the Palace, just like I belonged there. Oddly, I hadn’t felt at all uncomfortable until I formulated it to myself that way, then I felt a sudden urge to find the nearest exit as quickly as possible.

I didn’t. I mean, I was in exactly as much or as little danger as I had been in five seconds ago; suddenly realizing my position didn’t change that.

“You okay, Boss?”

“Yeah, I’m fine. Nervous, for obvious reasons.”

“Boss, if you have no idea why you’re here, or what to do, and you’re nervous being here, why don’t we leave?”

“Stubbornness,” I said.

I leaned against a wall and tried to look like I belonged.

The halls were wide, the color of copper, though they were stone. It was an odd choice, but weirdly soothing. The library was just past a bend in the corridor. A long hallway to my left, another to my right, and a third, the way I’d come, was around a corner behind me. There was a constant cool breeze on the back of my neck that gave me goosebumps.

I could feel Loiosh’s nervousness, reflecting my own.

I glared back and forth down the hall but it didn’t seem apologetic.

A door opened in the corridor to my right, and a Teckla dressed in yellow and blue with a disheveled mop of curly red hair and absurdly long legs came out, looked at me, quickly turned his face away, and went walking down the hall.

Okay, now I knew which room it was, and I could be fairly certain there was some–what, officer? agent?–whatever inside. I was not inclined to meet him, but I could wait until he left, break in, and . . . .

And what?

What would I find? An empty room? Would they leave information just lying around? Seemed unlikely. Or–

Yes.

I spent a long time formulating my clever plan and getting all of its moving parts in order in my head–say, three seconds.

About ten steps to my left was a glass window. I went over and looked out: some distance below there seemed to be a small courtyard with no one in it. Perfect. I pulled off my cloak, draped the cloak over the window, and gave one, good, hard kick. The glass shattered, the shards falling into the courtyard where, it being empty, they had no chance to accidentally kill a Dragonlord or something. Too bad. It would be amusing if I were arrested for vandalizing the Imperial Palace; amusing, but I hoped to avoid it.

Twenty feet down the hall to the door.

“Ready?”

“Boss, I’m always ready for this stuff.”

“Timing will be tricky.”

“That’s your problem. If you had wings–“

“Yeah, yeah. Okay, let’s go.”

He climbed out of my cloak and onto my shoulder.

I took a deep breath, another, and–

Grabbed the handle, flung the door open, turned, and bolted down the hall to the library as fast as I could.

I heard yelling just about the time the library door closed behind me. I hoped the Empress wouldn’t pick this moment to decide it was a good time to relax with a trashy novel.

“Hee hee. I think he may have pissed himself. He’s standing up now, and chasing me with his sword–good thing the ceilings are high.”

“Careful Loiosh.”

“I got this, Boss.”

“What was he doing when you went in?”

“Sitting at a table, looking through a big stack of papers.”

“Perfect. Get him out of the room; he’s making enough noise that he’ll probably attract a guard pretty quickly.”

“He’s out the door, Boss. Heading toward you.”

“Can you get him turned around? I need him out of the line of sight of that room.”

“Yeah, no problem.”

I waited for maybe ten seconds, and then.

“Clear, Boss!”

Out the door, down the hall, in the other door.

Clean so far.

There was a single, long table of blond wood with a dozen comfortable looking chairs around it, and, yes! A sheaf of papers in front of one of them.

Found what I was looking for. How much time do I have?”

“I think some guards are coming. Not much.”

I rifled through the papers–each one had a name at the top, another name below, an address, and notes I didn’t have time to read. The fifth name down was “Jules.”

Jules

Dobramil Bonta

SA Rinko far NE Jamie’s Silks E brn W&D bot fl

There was a lot of writing below that, but I didn’t have time to read it.

I guessed I could remember three names, maybe four, so I noted four at random, skipping down to the real names.

Renevesch, Konrad Szeltar, Hanna Toth, and Maximilian Schultz: one Teckla and three Easterners.

Then I got out of there.

I ran to the stairway as fast as I could, then said, “I’m clear, Loiosh. Out the window.”

“Good timing, Boss. Here they come.”

“Will you be okay?”

“Yeah, I’ll be fine.”

Once I was on the main floor I stopped, took a couple of deep breaths, and strolled out into the chaos of the Palace doing my best to look like I belonged. I made my way outside without getting too lost, and Loiosh came through the canopy of trees and landed on my shoulders.

“Piece of shrimp, Boss.”

“If you’re going for the old Eastern phrase, Loiosh, it’s piece of cake.”

“I like shrimp better. Don’t I deserve some?”

“Now that you mention it, sure. And so do I.”

There was a shrimp fryer not far from my area, so we went there, got a basket and a cup of lemon-butter, then walked up to Overlook Hill, found a bench, and watched the bay while eating the shrimp it had given us. If anyone thought it odd to see a jhereg carefully dipping battered shrimp into butter and delicately eating it while perched next to an armed Easterner, no one said anything. We did get a few stares, but they seemed more astonished than hostile, so we ignored them.

Then it was time to end the matter.

I licked my fingers in a dignified manner, brushed off my cloak, and headed for the Stone Bridge. It was very much the long way–both getting there, and getting to my destination after, but I had nothing better to do. Of course, the address was a problem. In the City, you can usually find a place if you know the address: Number 31 on Carpenter Street is going to be somewhere on Carpenter Street, possibly even between 10 and 50. Things aren’t that simple in South Adrilankha. Sometimes there are numbers on the house, sometimes not, sometimes more than one house has the same number, and, just because that doesn’t make things difficult enough, some streets have names, some don’t, and some have several names; and none of them are marked.

Most of the time, you understand, that isn’t a problem: You just say, “Hey, bring this to Tibor’s house,” and everyone in the neighborhood knows where Tibor lives. Nevertheless, it is possible, to describe the location of a particular house well enough for someone to find it. For one thing, South Adrilankha, like the City itself, is divided into districts. So far as I know, they aren’t recognized by any city or county authority, but they’re pretty rigid for all of that. Jules was listed as living in an a part of South Adrilankha called Rinko, which my grandfather told me was a corruption of a word in some Eastern language that meant apple orchard. There was probably an apple orchard somewhere around there at some point.

So you name the district, the part of the district, the street if it has a name, and the number if it has one. Whether it does not, you can’t rely on those, as I said, so you name a landmark and give a direction, and a distinguishing feature of the house.

In the northeast part of Rinko I found a shop with a sign saying, in Northwestern and another language I didn’t know, “Jamie’s Silks.” Now I knew how to say “silks” in some language or other. I went east from there, and soon came to a brown wattle and daub two story house, and there I was. See? It’s easy if you know how and get lucky.

I stood in front of the door and knocked like an Easterner. A moment later the door opened, and there he was: Jules. Or rather,

“Dobramil Bonta,” I said. “May I come in?” I gave him my warmest smile because I wanted him scared. I wasn’t too worried; crutches make poor weapons in a tight space.

His mouth opened and closed and his face turned pale. I kept my smile in place and, using it like a shield, stepped into the room, forcing him back.

“I–“

“Shhh,” I said. “Wait until we’re inside.”

There was a stairway on my right, a hallway ending in a door straight ahead, and an open door on the left. We went in; it was small, musty, and dark; but clean. There were a couple of rough wooden chairs and what had once been a sofa but was now missing a leg and all the cushions; it may have been useful for something, but not sitting on. I sat myself in one of the chairs, my smile still in place. I made a show of looking around and said, “Hoping to move to nicer digs?”

“I–“

“Good plan. Me too.”

He frowned. “What?”

“Here’s the deal. I got some names of some of the leaders. I give them to you, you give them to your friends on the Third Floor of the Imperial Wing, and we split the reward. Don’t try to cheat me. Do we have a deal?”

“Uh. That is, um, who are you?”

“My name is Vlad.”

He stared at me for a moment, then nodded. “All right. You have a list?”

“Not written.”

“Of course. I have a good memory.”

“Renevesch, Szeltar Konrad, Toth Hanna, and Maximilian Schultz.”

He repeated them back to me. “Those are the leaders?”

“Some of the leaders,” I said. “Remember, fifty-fifty on the reward. Do not try to get fancy.”

“I understand. How did you find me?”

“How do you think?”

“They gave you my name? Then why don’t you just–“

“No, no. I started asking questions once I found out about Chilla. I started looking.”

“Chilla?”

“The physicker. Why did you kill her, by the way?”

“While she waiting for the cast to dry, I heard her talking to one of the other patients. He described me, identified me as working with the Empire.”

“Yeah, I get it,” I said. “A shame, but it needed to be done.”

He nodded.

“Names again,” I said.

“Renevesch, Szeltar Konrad, Toth Hanna, and Maximilian Schultz.”

I gave him a nod, turned, and headed out.

“Boss?” said Loiosh once we were back on the street.

“Yeah?”

“I thought you were going to kill him.”

“What makes you think I didn’t?”

“Is there something I missed?”

“I just gave him the names of four informers, that he is going to turn in claiming they are leaders of uprising. What happens then?”

“Oh. Huh. It’d be interesting if they didn’t recognize the names and made the informers disappear. Not likely, though.”

“No. Doesn’t matter. I’ll give Cawti the names. That should do it.”

“You sure they’ll kill him, Boss?”

“At least they’ll make things uncomfortable for him. I’ll give his name to Cawti, too, just in case.”

“I thought you weren’t on her side in this?”

“Doesn’t matter. I hate informers.”

There was still black bunting hanging from the window at the physicker’s house. Outside, between the front of the house and street, was a small garden. I recognized some of the herbs as the same ones my grandfather grew. There was thyme, hatchetbloom, koelsch, rosemary, widowsbark, and a heavy, polished piece of obsidian. I turned it over and, yeah, there were bloodstains on it.

Would Lotsi want it back? Not my call to make.

I knocked on the door.

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Using the NY Times Archive API, journalist Ted Alcorn built Below the Fold, a dashboard through which you can explore the last 25 years of Times coverage: 2.2 million articles containing 1.5 billion words. You can slice and dice this data in a bunch of different ways — it’s a fantastic resource.

One of the site’s sections is about obituaries. From that data, Alcorn produced this infographic of whose obits contained the highest word count:

As you can see, it’s a lot of world leaders, religious leaders, politicians, and white men. There only appear to be five women on the list. Notable non-politicians include Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Muhammad Ali, and Charles Schulz.

The whole dashboard is fun/enlightening to explore.

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Am…am I “alternatively influential”? Defined roughly as “public thinkers and tastemakers who have real clout in their own demesnes despite only modest internet followings”.

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This is excellent: Jamelle Bouie explains why he thinks the Supreme Court is corrupt and what we (through Congress) can do about it. Not all video transcripts work as text, but this one does, so I’m including his full remarks here:

The Supreme Court is corrupt.

You might hear that and think, “Well, Jamelle, you just disagree with the rulings. They’re not corrupt. They’re doing their jobs.” But I want to posit to you that they’re not doing their jobs. They’re in fact doing something very different. They’re acting as a super legislature, an unelected group of people who have taken it upon themselves to correct Congress. Not when Congress has overstepped its bounds, not when Congress has overstepped its powers, but when the court simply doesn’t like what they’re doing.

Typically when we use the word corruption, we are thinking about monetary corruption, bribes and the like. And it should be said there’s some of this. Clarence Thomas in particular is known for taking large sums, large gifts from his wealthy benefactors. Alito has also been the beneficiary of wealthy friends. So there is that kind of corruption as well.

But corruption also has a broader meaning. It can mean the malign use of power, the substitution of the public trust for your own private will, your own private interest. And that is more than anything else what is happening with the Supreme Court. You can see it in many different ways. The Roberts Court is quite fond of simply ignoring the plain text of the Constitution whenever it gets into the way of their particular political and ideological projects.

The Roberts Court wants to do a few things. It wants to gut the Reconstruction Amendments. It wants to aggrandize presidential power. It wants to free corporate speech. It wants to allow the wealthy to interact with the political system in any way they choose. And it wants to pursue the particular partisan interest of the Republican party. And so when the text of the Constitution gets in the way, they changed the text or they ignore it.

The text of the Constitution clearly gives Congress the power to handle racial discrimination and voting. And when it came up to the court in 2013 in Shelby County, the court simply made up a new doctrine, state sovereignty. All states have to be treated equally in order to undermine a provision that subjected states with histories of voting discrimination to stricter scrutiny by the federal government. When the court wanted to protect its special boy, Donald Trump from criminal prosecution, it invented a doctrine of criminal immunity for core duties found nowhere in the Constitution and frankly contradicted by the text, history, and theory behind the Constitution. More recently, rather than just shutting down Trump’s efforts to unravel birthright citizenship, the court has taken them seriously despite the clear text and history of the 14th amendment. Where the text interferes with partisan political goals, this Supreme Court says to hell with the text.

The other manner in which the court demonstrates corruption is by not having any particularly consistent jurisprudence. Despite grand claims of being originalist or textualist, this court often decides not based on any particular theory of jurisprudence, but simply on whether they have a decided interest in the case in question — a partisan or political interest.

Consider two days in 2022, back to back. On the first of those days, the court held that because you cannot find gun regulation in the annals of American history, therefore there’s no history or tradition supporting New York State’s attempt to regulate individual gun ownership. And then the very next day, the court releases an opinion stating that despite the fact that you cannot find very much evidence of abortion regulation in the American past, that doesn’t mean states can’t regulate abortion or ban it outright. On one hand, gun rights, which the court likes, history is an obstacle. On the other hand, abortion rights, which the court does not like, history is no limit.

In Trump v. Hawaii, the court held that yes, the Trump administration can use race, can use religion, in determining its travel bans — there’s nothing against the Constitution involved in that. Just last year, the court held that you can use race in immigration stops. That’s why we’re calling them Kavanaugh stops. (Brett Kavanaugh wrote that opinion.)

But as it comes to voting, as we’ve just seen, states can’t use race to remedy past discrimination. States can’t consider race to ensure fair minority representation. States can however engage in racial gerrymandering as long as it’s done under the guise of partisan gerrymandering. What’s the difference? Well, the court likes the president’s nativeist policies. It likes the fact that Republicans can try to gerrymander themselves in the permanent majorities. And so, if it needs to use race to do that, the court has no particular problem with it. Only when it comes time to hamper discrimination to protect rights is race impermissible.

The other manner in which we see the court acting in a corrupt way is in its clear preference for Republican presidents and Republican power. Under Trump, aggressive assertions of executive power were given deference. They were allowed to move forward. Aggressive reinterpretations of existing congressional statutes, reinterpretations that may cut against Congress’s intent were given deference, allowed to move forward. Broad policy changes — such as ending agency independence against the clear text of the law and against 90 years of precedence — are given deference under the idea that the president needs to be able to pursue his priorities.

But Barack Obama wants to use the EPA to reduce carbon emissions? Well, that’s a major question. Congress has to deal with that. Joe Biden wants to forgive student loans? Well, that’s another major question. Congress has to deal with that. Under this court, presidential power when held by Republicans is broad and expansive. Under Democrats, it’s cramped, barely legitimate.

I could go on like this, but the last point I’ll make, the last example of the corruption I’ll give, is the total absence of regularity by this court. What makes a court a court is that there are well-defined procedures, processes — they’re predictable. Courts pay attention to precedent. They have the same rules for all plaintiffs and they explain their decisions. Not so much this court.

There’s the shadow docket in which this court issues broad and important rulings with no explanation, shoots down district court decisions with no explanation, and then insists that those courts hew to its new precedents, which it has offered, again, with no explanation.

In cases where the justices have clear political or ideological interests, they will make up fact patterns to support their case. A religious liberty dispute where a coach says that he is having a private prayer, but in fact he’s having a large public prayer pressuring other students. Well, Neil Gorsuch will simply pretend that the private prayer is what was happening, not the actual public prayer. A plaintiff sues not because they have any particular injury because of a law, but because they hypothetically might have an injury because of a law, despite the fact that they’re not even engaged in the particular business that would bring them that injury. Well, the court says, “Hey, no problem. We’ll still give you standing and we’ll still decide your case because we have a vested interest in making sure that religious liberty means you can discriminate against LGBTQ people.”

And again, there is the shadow docket. Major decisions made without a whiff and inkling of reasoning. Congressionally mandated agencies disrupted. Tens of thousands of livelihoods destroyed. All without a single bit of explanation, simply deference to the president’s desires and decrees. It is capricious and arbitrary. It is the essence of an anti-democratic action of an anti-constitutional action.

It is abundantly clear that as long as John Roberts has his majority, nothing the left of center in this country wants to do is safe or stable. Everything can be killed by the court. We can have democracy and self-government in this country or we can have the Supreme Court as it exists, but we cannot have both. We cannot have both.

And so what is there to be done about the court? There is a real chance that Democrats will have a trifecta in 2029. They might even have large majorities. And in that environment, court reform must be table stakes. There is no other choice, no other option. The rest of the agenda is simply not possible without court reform.

The usual proposals for court reform are expanding the court. And I think that should be done. Expand the court, expand the entire federal judiciary, expand the number of circuits, expand the number of justices commensurate with the circuits. But I think there’s much more to be done than just court expansion. Because it’s not simply that the court is not on the right side. It’s that the court is too powerful. It’s concentrated too much power in itself and we have to deal with a concentration of power.

So court reform legislation has to be geared towards reducing the court’s power. One of those tools would be what’s called jurisdiction stripping, which is permitted under article 3 section 2 of the Constitution. Congress should say that the court simply cannot adjudicate these particular issues. The Congress should impose ethics reform on the court and it should put sharp limits on justice’s ability to get book deals, go on tours, collect honorariums.

But that’s all small ball stuff. There are more radical options as well. We’re going to talk about those more radical options that really would break up the power of the court and cut the court back down to size to remind it that it doesn’t stand above the entire American system as a council of kings, that it is very much part of the American system, in dialogue with the other branches and accountable to the people.

So we can turn the Supreme Court’s neoclassical building, first and foremost, into a museum of some sort and the court will return to its original place: the basement of Congress. Hell, maybe even an office park in Northern Virginia. I don’t care. Court will lose its ability to select its clerks. We’ll take away a patronage system that has corrupted the legal profession. And the court will lose its ability to choose cases. Remember, much of the court’s procedure is already by statute. The building, the clerks, the ability to choose cases, all of that already determined by Congress, and what Congress can give, Congress can take away. The only thing the Constitution mandates that there shall be a Supreme Court. And it gives it a very narrow original jurisdiction. Disputes between states, disputes involving ambassadors, impeachments, that kind of thing.

So, I know I said I support expanding the court, but I also said that was small ball. The other thing you could do totally constitutionally is restrict the court exclusively to its original jurisdiction — to end its ability to hear appeals and then instead to create a new national appeals court comprised of judges from all the existing circuits. We’re already having full-on judicial expansion and so we’re going to create a couple more circuits. Let’s say we have 15 total circuits and each circuit sends two judges to this national appeals court. A random panel of nine judges chooses cases and a random panel of nine judges hears cases. The original Supreme Court can, again, hear whatever is in its original jurisdiction.

If that sounds too extreme to you, then the other option is just to expand the Supreme Court, give it 20 justices, 21 justices, and have it hear cases based off of randomly selected panels. I’m sure there are other options we can think of here, but the goal is not simply to make the court something that is favorable to my views. The goal is to make the court weaker. The goal is to make it more difficult to game the court’s decision-making. The goal is to uncapture the court, to transform it into an actual court and not some tool of partisan and ideological control. There is simply no other choice here. We can have government by judges or we can have government by the people. But we cannot have both. We cannot have both.

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