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During the book tour of A City on Mars, I did a talk with Randall Munroe in NYC, and he made, impromptu, a better joke than any of us have committed to paper. During a discussion of whether you could eliminate all life on Earth for a reasonable price, a person asked if there might be a way you could specifically annihilate Queens. To which he replied, 'regicide?'


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In May 2024, Bloomberg ran a feature story by Mark Gurman under the headline, “Tim Cook Can’t Run Apple Forever. Who’s Next?” The subhead: “John Ternus, the head of hardware engineering, is emerging as a potential successor to the CEO.” The nut grafs from that piece:

There’s no reason to assume that a change at the helm is imminent. Cook may be older than the CEOs of the other tech companies at the top of the S&P 500, but he’s hardly the oldest person running a major corporation. “If Trump or Biden can be president at 80, Tim Cook can be CEO of Apple for many more years. It used to be automatic that CEOs are moved out at 65,” says someone who knows him. “The world has changed.”

While Cook hasn’t given any indication how long he’ll remain in charge — other than telling Dua Lipa it would be “a while” — people close to him believe he’ll be CEO at least another three years. After that, they say, he’ll start a charitable foundation to donate the wealth he accumulated at Apple.

If Cook were to stay that long, people within Apple say, the most likely successor would be John Ternus, the hardware engineering chief. In a company whose success has always come from building category-defining gadgets, the ascension of a hardware engineering expert to the CEO job would seem logical. Ternus, who’s not yet 50, would also be more likely than other members of the executive team to stick around for a long time, potentially providing another decade or more of Cook-esque stability.

Ternus is well-liked inside Apple, and he’s earned the respect of Cook, Williams and other leaders. “Tim likes him a lot, because he can give a good presentation, he’s very mild-mannered, never puts anything into an email that is controversial and is a very reticent decision-maker,” says one person close to Apple’s executive team. “He has a lot of managerial characteristics like Tim.” Christopher Stringer, a former top Apple hardware designer, called Ternus a “trustworthy hand” who’s “never failed with any role he’s been elevated to.” Eddy Cue, the Apple executive known as Cook’s closest confidant, has privately told colleagues that Ternus should be the next CEO, according to a person with knowledge of the matter.

Linking to Gurman’s report, I wrote:

I wouldn’t have linked to this if not for the above line about Eddy Cue. If Cue is telling people that, that means a lot. No executive at Apple is more juiced-in company-wide than Cue. Cook’s first action as CEO was to promote Cue, and Cue was arguably just as tight with and trusted by Steve Jobs.

It was two more years, not three, but Gurman was the first to report that Ternus was the guy at the top of the list.

There was no significant additional reporting between Gurman’s May 2024 Bloomberg report until November 15 last year, when the Financial Times published a blockbuster story under the headline “Apple Intensifies Succession Planning for CEO Tim Cook”, with four bylines: “Tim Bradshaw, Stephen Morris and Michael Acton in San Francisco and Daniel Thomas in London”. Bradshaw is the FT’s lead Apple reporter, and it’s no coincidence his name was first among the four. The article gets right to the point at the start:

Apple is stepping up its succession planning efforts, as it prepares for Tim Cook to step down as chief executive as soon as next year. Several people familiar with discussions inside the tech group told the Financial Times that its board and senior executives have recently intensified preparations for Cook to hand over the reins at the $4tn company after more than 14 years.

John Ternus, Apple’s senior vice-president of hardware engineering, is widely seen as Cook’s most likely successor, although no final decisions have been made, these people said.

People close to Apple say the long-planned transition is not related to the company’s current performance, ahead of what is expected to be a blockbuster end-of-year sales period for the iPhone. [...]

The company is unlikely to name a new CEO before its next earnings report in late January, which covers the critical holiday period. An announcement early in the year would give its new leadership team time to settle in ahead of its big annual keynote events, its developer conference in June and its iPhone launch in September, the people said. These people said that although preparations have intensified, the timing of any announcement could change.

So, per the FT in November, Apple’s plan was to name Ternus as the company’s next CEO “early in the year”, after their Q1 results (January 29) but ahead of WWDC (June 8). The halfway point between those dates was April 4; Apple announced Ternus as the company’s next CEO on April 20. Every single word of the FT report, in hindsight, was exactly correct. I can’t think of a way that their November story could have been more prescient. It was a home run. A report for the ages, like when CNet and The Wall Street Journal scooped the Mac’s transition to Intel processors on the eve of WWDC 2005.

My own take, back in November when the FT report dropped, was that it had the distinct aroma of a deliberate expectations-setting leak, and was almost certainly accurate:

That “several people” spoke to the FT about this says to me that those sources (members of the board?) did so with Cook’s blessing, and they want this announcement to be no more than a little surprising. [...]

I would also bet that Cook moves into the role of executive chairman, and will still play a significant, if not leading, role for the company when it comes to domestic and international politics. Especially with regard to Trump.

Cook moving into the position of executive chairman and continuing to play a leading role as the company’s political ambassador was my own speculation, and that proved out. Easy money, making that prediction.

One week after the FT’s report, in his Bloomberg “Power On” newsletter on November 23, Gurman wrote:

In October, I wrote that the internal spotlight on Ternus was “intensifying,” and that barring unforeseen circumstances he would be the leading candidate. But I didn’t put a date on when a change might happen. Then, around midnight two Fridays ago, the Financial Times published a report with three central claims: Apple is “intensifying” succession planning; Ternus is likely the next CEO; and Cook is expected to step down between late January and June.

The first two points are anything but revelations if you’ve read Bloomberg coverage and Power On, or have simply been paying attention to the realities of Cook’s age and tenure. The timing, however, is another matter entirely. It’s a huge deal that the FT did this: A respected publication should only predict the CEO transition date for a company of Apple’s scale with a high level of confidence — based on people legitimately in the know.

This is where I have concerns. Based on everything I’ve learned in recent weeks, I don’t believe a departure by the middle of next year is likely. In fact, I would be shocked if Cook steps down in the time frame outlined by the FT. Some people have speculated that the story was a “test balloon” orchestrated by Apple or someone close to Cook to prepare Wall Street for a change, but that isn’t the case either. I believe the story was simply false.

Gurman must be well and truly “shocked” by this week’s announcements, because as it turns out, Cook is stepping aside exactly “in the time frame outlined by the FT”. The FT’s report was not “simply false”. It was, in fact, completely true. The Financial Times, which truly is a respected publication (with no black marks on its record, like, say, Bloomberg’s to-this-day-still-uncorrected “The Big Hack” fiasco), obviously did have a high level of confidence in Apple’s plans, because they were, in fact, briefed by people “legitimately in the know”. Gurman’s reading comprehension is questionable as well, because the FT did not report that Cook would “step down” between January and June. The FT report spoke only of “naming a new CEO” and making an “announcement” between January and June. That’s exactly what happened. Nor is anyone “departing” — but a change in leadership will occur in the middle of the year.

In January, Gurman reiterated his stance that the FT was wrong:

It’s just a question of timing. The Financial Times reported last year that the change would happen as early as the beginning of 2026. But let me be clear: This seems unlikely.

By pooh-poohing the FT’s completely accurate reporting as “simply false”, Gurman wound up poo-pooing the bed. Calibrate the grains of salt with which you take his other reporting on Apple executive goings-on accordingly. A humble correction and sincere apology to the Financial Times — and Tim Bradshaw personally — are surely forthcoming in this weekend’s edition of Power On.1


  1. And the check, I’m sure, is in the mail. ↩︎

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In a world of companies burning money and resources at a breathtaking rate, Nilay Patel’s essay on the state of AI offers a refreshing level of clarity.

The next time someone asks me what I think about AI, I will send this video with a note that I agree with all of it.

AI is the most complex thing to happen to the technology industry, and Patel nails many of the reasons why.

Here is a bit of his argument, after he outlines just how unpopular AI has become in the real world:

I also think it’s incredibly important for our politicians and tech executives to make sure our political process makes people feel empowered, not helpless, which is a specific kind of nihilism they have all greatly contributed to. The violence is a result of that helplessness and nihilism, and the most powerful people in our society ought to reckon with that, especially as they run around saying AI will wipe out all the jobs. I’m not even exaggerating about that — here’s Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei saying he thinks AI will wipe out all the jobs:

Dario Amodei: Entry-level jobs in areas like finance, consulting, tech and many other areas like that —- entry-level white-collar work — I worry that those things are going to be first augmented, but before long replaced by AI systems. We may indeed — it’s hard to predict the future — but we may indeed have a serious employment crisis on our hands as the pipeline for this early-stage, white-collar work starts to contract and dry up.

What I see when I encounter clips like this is the true gap between the tech industry and regular people when it comes to AI — the limit of software brain. Like I said, everyone in tech understands how much regular people dislike AI. What I think they’re missing is why. They think this is a marketing problem. OpenAI just spent $200 million on the TBPN podcast because the company thinks it will help make people like AI more. Sam Altman has said so explicitly:

Sam Altman: Oh, they are genius marketers and I would love to have better marketing. Somebody said to me recently that if AI were a political candidate, it would be the least popular political candidate in history. And given the amazing things AI can do, I think there’s got to be better marketing for AI.

It feels like someone just needs to say this clearly, so I’m just going to do it. AI doesn’t have a marketing problem. People experience these tools every single day! ChatGPT has 900 million weekly users, trending to a billion, and everyone has seen AI Overviews in Google Search and massive amounts of slop on their feeds.

You can’t advertise people out of reacting to their own experiences. This is a fundamental disconnect between how tech people with software brains see the world and how regular people are living their lives.

As long as Dario Amodei, Sam Altman, and their peers are dressed up as pilots, I’m not sure I want to be on the plane. Nihilism without a parachute doesn’t sit well with me.

* * *

John Gruber, in his link to the video:

Something is profoundly off in the computer industry when it comes to software broadly and AI specifically. It’s up for debate what exactly is off and what should be done about it, but the undeniable proof that something is profoundly off is the deep unpopularity surrounding everything related to AI. You can’t argue that the public always turns against groundbreaking technology. The last two epoch-defining shifts in technology were the smartphone in the 2000s, and the Internet/web in the 1990s. Neither of those moments generated this sort of mainstream popular backlash. I’d say in both of those cases, regular people were optimistically curious. The single most distinctive thing about “AI” today is the vociferous public opposition to it and deeply pessimistic expectations about what it’s going to do.

The comparison to the 90s is a good one. We still had websites after the dot-com bubble, and we will have AI tools after this bubble bursts. John is right though; I don’t think many people were opposed to online shopping in a way some are opposed to the rise of LLMs.

From a financial standpoint, thinking that the 2020s are just the 1990s on repeat is short-sighted; the horrifying deals between AI companies and the likes of Nvidia and Coreweave make the late 1990s look like child’s play.

The truth is simple: our economic and social moment is in the hands of people who do not understand the power they wield. They write handwringing essays about the dangers of new models with one hand, while cashing checks with the other.

* * *

Many people believe that AI is inevitable. “Get onboard or get left behind” is the tone that people and companies are taking more every day. In their worldview, to be concerned about AI is to be missing the most important change we’ve seen in technology (possibly) ever. Expressing worry is considered naive and against progress. The desire to slow down isn’t understood by some of these folks.

Look, I’m not dumb enough to believe the genie can be put back in the bottle, but I’m also smart enough to know that we have no idea what we’re doing.

Waiting and hoping for government regulation to save jobs, limit environmental damage, and rein in the mass data collection required to feed LLMs is not a plan. Elected officials are not equipped to move quickly enough to keep up; industry leaders are incentivized to push harder into the unknown.

The two may never meet in time.

* * *

The dangers of AI are both overwhelmingly large and heartbreakingly personal.

Mass layoffs and environmental concerns feel too big to wrap our arms around. Reading stories about people who have harmed themselves (and others) after spending time with LLM-powered chatbots feels too brutal to fully understand.

Turning the world into software inevitably includes these tradeoffs, as Nilay Patel continues:

I’ve reviewed a lot of tech products over the past decade and a half, and all I can tell you is that it is a failure when you ask people to adapt to computers. Computers should adapt to people. Asking people to make themselves more legible to software — to turn themselves into a database — is a doomed idea.

It’s an ask so big that I can’t imagine a reward that would make it worth it for anyone, even if the tech industry wasn’t constantly talking about how AI will eliminate all the jobs, require a wholesale rethinking of the social contract and — oops — also the latest models might cause catastrophic cybersecurity problems that might lead to the end of the world.

Does this sound like a good deal to you? Can you market your way out of this? This only makes sense if you have software brain — if your operative framework is to flatten everything into databases that you can control with structured language. The people paying thousands of dollars a month to set up swarms of OpenClaw agents and write thousands of lines of code are people who look at the world and see opportunities for automation, to repeat tasks, to collect data. To build software. AI is great for them. It’s even exciting in ways that I think are important and will probably change our relationship to computers forever.

For everyone else, AI is just a demanding slop monster. It’s a threat. I’m not saying regular people don’t use Excel or Airtable to plan their weddings or have fun throwing PowerPoint parties, or even that AI won’t be useful to regular people over time. I think a lot of people enjoy data and tracking different parts of their lives. I’m wearing a Whoop band as I write this. I’m just saying these things aren’t everything. Not everything about our lives can be measured and automated and optimized, and it shouldn’t be.

In the tidal wave of cash and influence that is currently swelling, logic has been washed away. If my company were burning billions of dollars a year on increasingly unpopular products, I would have lost my job many times over.

Instead, the Silicon Valley rich and powerful keep getting richer and more powerful, at the expense of their users and the planet. AI is capable of incredible things, but it is ushering in terrible things at the same time. To ignore that is both naive and foolish.

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Milwaukee Bus Passes

A collection of weekly bus passes from Milwaukee, WI. Years covered are 1930-1979. Was there a new design every single week? (via @slowernet)

[This is a vintage post originally from Feb 2015.]

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“We had the idea to make a Bodoni interpretation with potato stamps, so we bought 8kg of potatoes, some knives and [started carving]. When we finally had the full alphabet we stamped it on paper, made a font out of this and called it Bodedo.”

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While reading this article about the structure of complex knots, I ran across this diagram drawn by scientist Peter Guthrie Tait in 1885 for a paper called On Knots Part III. It’s one of two figures that together show all of the possible variations of knots with 10 crossings. I think the color plus the small multiples activated the Tufte array in my brain; anyway, I love this diagram. (via damn interesting)

(I tried for the better part of an hour to track down a high-resolution copy of Tait’s paper to no avail. There are various contenders, but nothing that includes high-res scans of both knottiness diagrams. I’m curious about this archive of the original paper but not $41 curious. If anyone has access through their institution and wants to send me a PDF, I’d love that. Update: I have a copy of the paper and will be posting updated images soon! Thank you, Michael!)

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As most of you know I spent much of this last week in Los Angeles, taking meetings with film/TV folks and pitching things to them, both from books I’ve written and ideas I have currently not connected to something I published. The meetings generally went very well — which isn’t necessarily the same as I’m walking away with a movie deal, there’s a lot of moving parts involved with that — and I came away with a lot of interest in the things I pitched and movement as my manager sent along materials. I gave some thought on why these meeting generated as much interest as they did.

There are a number of factors for this, but the one I want to bring to the fore at the moment is this one: When I sit down with these film/TV people and run an idea or concept past them, they one hundred percent know that the idea I’m running past them is my own, not generated by or written out with, some version of “AI.” From a practical point of view this means they know there is no issue with things like copyright (“AI” generated work is not copyrightable, and rights issues are a big deal for film/TV). From a creative point of view this means they know I have actually thought about the concept I’m bringing to them — that I know it inside and out and can build it out, dig deeper into it, and can improvise with the concept rather than just go with whatever an LLM spits out from a prompt.

In other words, they know I can do actual creative work, from ideation to production, and they know when they work with me they’re not only getting an idea but they’re also getting the actual working brain behind it. That brain can efficiently work the problem, whatever the problem might be. In 2026, this is a real and actual differentiator: A functional brain, and a reliable creative partner. I rather strongly suspect the further along we go in this new era of “cognitive offloading,” the more of a differentiator this will be.

This isn’t an anti-“AI” post. It is a “the more other people claiming to be writers use ‘AI’ the more secure my gig gets” post. If you want to use “AI” to generate ideas or create your prose or whatever, by all means, be my guest. The next twenty years of my career thanks you in advance for your choices.

— JS

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The Norwegian Maritime Authority:

If you were born in 1980 or later and plan to operate a recreational craft of more than 8 metres in length or with an engine power of more than 25 hp, you need a boating licence. The boating licence is a certificate permitting you to operate Norwegian recreational craft of less than 15 meters in length (49.21 feet) in Norwegian territory.

That’s an interesting example of generational law. It kind of sucked, I’m sure, if you were from a family of mariners and were born in 1980 and your sibling was born in 1979. You got stuck having to qualify for a license and your sibling did not. But: this is very different from an outright ban on those born after a certain year. It’s a relatively gentle change, and the cutoff had to apply somewhere. (The state of Missouri has a similar law with a birth cutoff of 1984.)

This whole topic of generational law is fascinating. I’ve gotten more emails from readers — around the world — about my post on the U.K. ban on tobacco sales to those born in 2009 or later than just about anything I’ve written about recently. Lots of amazing feedback — including a note pointing me to the above Norwegian law. I’m replying to a bunch but can’t reply to them all, and but I’m thankful for every one.

What makes the Norwegian boat licensing cutoff unobjectionable to me is that it’s not binary. It’s not saying those born in 1979 can pilot a boat and those born in 1980 cannot. It’s only saying that there’s an additional restriction on those born in 1980. A generational restriction feels fundamentally different from a generational ban. A bunch of readers who support these generational tobacco bans point to other laws with age cutoffs, like when the age for buying alcohol changed from 18 to 21. I’m sure that sucked if you wanted to drink and were 18, 19, or 20 when the limit was raised to 21 in your state. (Or if you were 17, and went from being one year away to four years away with the swoop of your governor’s pen.) But everyone turns 21 eventually. Adults putting additional restrictions on the young feels to me entirely different than adults banning the young from ever partaking in something that they — the current adults who are imposing the restriction — can continue to do in perpetuity. It’s not just a violation of the idea that all adults are equals, but to me it’s just blatantly hypocritical.

If you tell me I’m not permitted to do something, but others are, it makes me want to do that thing. And it really makes me want to give the finger to whoever is imposing the restriction. Fine for you but not for me? Fuck you.

Also, grandfathering devices (old cars don’t need to meet new emission standards) or buildings (new buildings must have elevators for accessibility, but existing buildings aren’t required to add them) feels fundamentally different from grandfathering people.

To be clear, I support the intention of these tobacco laws, but I am highly dubious about their practical effect in addition to my objections to their fairness. Some people have a tendency to focus solely on intent and not on the practical effects of the law. That if the intent is good, the law must be good. I think laws are only good when their practical effects are beneficial. A well-intentioned law with no practical benefit is needless bureaucracy; a well-intentioned law with adverse practical effects is a bad law.1 I can’t help but think everyone who supports these generational smoking bans is stuck thinking of those below the age cut-off as the 17-year-olds they currently are. But they’re all going to be 40, 50, 60 years old eventually. It’s absurd to think about a 60-year-old man who needs to ask his 61-year-old friend to buy him smokes.

My spitball idea for a generational law to keep more young people from ever starting a tobacco habit — and thus, nicotine addiction — would be through scaled taxation. Require everyone, no matter what age, to present ID when purchasing tobacco. Set the tax rate on the year they were born, with significantly higher taxes the younger they are. But with no wild fluctuation from someone else who is a year or two apart in age. Start with the highest rate for 21-year-olds, and lower those taxes by a point or two for every additional year old someone is. In this structure, no adult would be forbidden from buying tobacco, but someone who is 21 would pay significantly more for a pack of cigarettes than someone who is 65 — but only slightly more than someone who is, say, 22 or 23. Keep increasing the base rate for everyone, every year, so that everyone, no matter how old, has to pay slightly higher prices year after year. Thus the starting price, for newly-turned-21-year-olds, would escalate annually. That feels fair, should reduce the demand for a black market, and I think would have the practical effect of decreasing the number of young people who ever start — while also minimizing the punitive costs for older adults with decades-long addictions.


  1. This is my objection to the EU’s DMA in a nutshell. ↩︎

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How The Heck Does Shazam Work? “By throwing away almost everything and keeping only a handful of landmark peaks, a noisy 5-second clip from a coffee shop becomes a set of coordinates precise enough to pinpoint one song out of millions.” Fascinating!

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What’s on your mind lately? What’s going on in your life? Witnessed anything amazing? Anything you’d like to share with the rest of the class?

Here in Vermont, it’s barely spring (which means it’ll probably snow at least one more time before I need to start mowing the lawn). No mountain biking yet. A local theater is playing Silence of the Lambs this weekend (35th anniversary!), so I might go do that. I’ve been working on a new post editor for KDO and it’s coming along — building software and designing interfaces is fun and maddening. Autumn is going to come with some big changes for me, and I’ve been making some progress in preparing for that.

Hows about yous?

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