Words are inadequate

Nope, that's just your inner cave man talking. I think all guys are pyromaniacs to some degree. (though I do agree roasted corn on the cob is fantastical).

I do recall reading that microwaved vegetables retain more nutrients than boiled ones because they cook quicker and use less water. (the nutrients leach out into the water). I think that's also partly why frozen is better than canned (though fresh is best!).