Words are inadequate

I get the flu shot tomorrow. Since work is offering the shot I wonder if I get a free sick day if I get the flu. Wouldn't it be great if you get a shot and then get some sort of consolation prize if you get sick from the illness you were not supposed to get? Maybe a year's supply of Turtle Wax. Unless you die, then it would suck slipping out of the coffin because of the freaking wax.

This rambling response was brought to you by the letter C - as in Cold, recovering from.


I worked the polls one year. Other than it being freaking cold, it is actually a lot of fun.