Date: 2007-06-12 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heptadecagram.livejournal.com

I had the same problem with my shower until the laser-powered eyeballs.

One day, [livejournal.com profile] speedlime comes to me and says, "Hey, [livejournal.com profile] heptadecagram, don't use your shower until the repairman can fix the floor in it. Use mine instead." "Fix the floor?" "You didn't notice the fact that the floor of your shower is only attached on one side to the wall, and there's a gaping 3-inch space around the rest of it through which I can see the crawlspace?"

I had trouble seeing my face in the mirror without glasses, my feet were a whole other story.

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