Date: 2005-11-01 04:58 pm (UTC)
I'd offer "I'd rather be a gourmet than a snail" except I don't think I want to eat OR be a snail. Ah! "I'd rather be a truffle than a snail"!

I'd rather be a cell phone than a wail.
I'd rather read my books in print than Braille
I'd rather be a train ride than a jail.

(yes, I'm aware your contest doesn't demand "end in 'ail' sound, but I like it that way)

Neat info on the background music, by the way. I used to have a Simon & Garfunkel tape including "El Condor Pasa (If I Could)", and I liked the flutey music and thought it might be based on some folk song.
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Adventures in Mamboland

"Jazz Fish, a saxophone playing wanderer, finds himself in Mamboland at a critical phase in his life." --Howie Green, on his book Jazz Fish Zen

Yeah. That sounds about right.

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