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It's really simple. Here's the Republican presidential platform from 2000:
http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2000/conventions/republican/features/platform.00/#1

The object of this game is to find the statement that's been most contradicted by the actions of the current administration. MattS over at Daily Kos has some good contenders, of which my favorite is "The arrogance, inconsistency, and unreliability of the [Clinton] administration's diplomacy have undermined American alliances, alienated friends, and emboldened our adversaries."

The best I've found, though, is this little gem:
"We have four priorities for the Middle East. First, we seek to promote and maintain peace throughout the region. Second, we must ensure that Israel remains safe and secure. Third, we must protect our economic interests and ensure the reliable flow of oil from the Persian Gulf. And fourth, we must reduce the threat of weapons of mass destruction in the region. Because America cannot achieve these objectives by acting alone, U.S. policy must rest on leadership that can build strong coalitions of like-minded states and hold them together to achieve common aims."

[And yes, if you remind me in a few years I'll be more than happy to play this game with the Democratic platform from 2004.]

Date: 2004-05-17 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laughin.livejournal.com
That, of course, was before 9/11/01.

They have stuck with most of it honestly. Except the tax reform. Yes, they gave us our tax money back, but they have not decreased spending.

Would someone though, please answer this for me:
Why does each administration waste their time with peace in the middle east? Other than their own personal legacy, they cannot honestly believe that peace can be achieved there!

Date: 2004-05-17 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ndkid.livejournal.com
There are several reasons, I think. One is that sucking out the available oil from Texas or looking for different fuel sources are both still political nightmares (mainly due to international oil company's ability to lobby), so sucking oil out of the Middle East is still basically a neccesity... and if they're too busy killing each other to suckk out oil, it's bad for business.
Two, I think it mostly centers around Israel, a situation that the US was a major factor in creating, and one that they want to see Israel come out on top of... if somebody over there is going to have their hands on dirty bombs and dirty money, we'd prefer they be in *our* pocket.

Date: 2004-05-17 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laughin.livejournal.com
Yes, perhaps. That is why I am all for going into ANWAR.

Israel can hold its own. It has for years.

Date: 2004-05-17 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dasphios.livejournal.com
Which is exactly the problem. The English empire showed what international arrogance and human rights abuses in occupied territories will get you. All the money and guns in the world won't stop Tel Aviv from becoming a sheet of radioactive glass if the regional instability and religious arrogance doesn't die down.

Date: 2004-05-17 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ndkid.livejournal.com
Let's not forget how long Englad managed to keep said inhumane empire up and running. ;-)

Date: 2004-05-17 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dasphios.livejournal.com
And let's not forget how quickly one man brought it down. :)

Date: 2004-05-17 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laughin.livejournal.com
Preach to the choir!

That is why we are doomed as a country, because no candidate has the balls to stand up to different voting groups. They will be labeled:

Anti-semetic
Anti-Christian
Racist
Zionist
Not "for the children"
Wanting to starve old people
For the rich
Liberal
Conservative
Etc...

This is a case where the truth will set everyone free, but not put you in office.

Date: 2004-05-17 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ndkid.livejournal.com
Arguably, the reason we end up with parties without balls is due to our fixation on a two-party system. As soon as we move to legislatures that use proprtional representation, fringe groups will be able to develop. Unfortunuately, with so much power already concentrated in two parties, I'm not sure how we'd go about moving into a multi-party system... I can't think of an international precident for that sort of thing.

Date: 2004-05-17 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ndkid.livejournal.com
As long as we keep selling it hardware just a generation behind our top stuff, yeah, they can stay up. As is, I think their Air Force is better than Russia's, these days.

Date: 2004-05-17 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ndkid.livejournal.com
Except the whole international coalition thing
I dunno, if by "international" they meant "us and one or more other nations", they're doing okay. ;-)

Date: 2004-05-17 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uilos.livejournal.com
I'm sorry to inform you that the rhetoric involved in you game has broken me. The sarcasm kicked in at sentence one and I didn't make it past the third paragraphlet.

We meet at a remarkable time in the life of our country. Our powerful economy gives America a unique chance to confront persistent challenges. Our country, after an era of drift, must now set itself to important tasks and higher goals. The Republican Party has the vision and leadership to address these issues.
Wow, good to know that that our fearless leaders can deterrmine the life of a landmass, but not the life of a human being. It's also good to know that America apparently is actually a homeless tribe of Vietnamese boat people. Oh yeah, and that in last sentence the Reps have admitted that they are led by pychics and seers.

Sorry. I just can't do it. The snorts of derision threaten to cut off my air supply. On the other hand, I react just about the same way to most political statements, so it's not just the Reps that induce this in me.

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