I ATEN'T DEAD

[jazzfish]

Firms Want Refunds Of Tax on Fake Profit: "'Simply because a corporation and its managers have done bad things like reporting phony earnings does not mean that that corporation is not entitled to be treated like any other corporation in the eyes of the tax collector.'"

Unused Audio Commentary by Howard Zinn & Noam Chomsky: "Well, you know, it would be manifestly difficult to believe in magic rings unless everyone was high on pipe-weed. So it is in Gandalf's interest to keep Middle Earth hooked."

You Can't Kill the Rooster: "Along with grits and hush puppies, the abbreviated form of 'you all' was a dangerous step on an insidious path leading straight to the doors of the Baptist church." --portions of this article are best expressed in a thick North Carolina accent

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ha!

[jude.livejournal.com]

that excerpt was (later, i suppose) published in _Me Talk Pretty One Day_. read it, if you haven't. OH MY GOD SO FUNNY. the bit about him learning French is especially useful when studying in a foreign country.