thanks, andrew!

[jazzfish]

Kalashnikov in MP3: "Player could be used on its own or it could be attached to the Kalashnikov machinegun instead of the ordinary magazine." --I cannot tell if this is a joke.

Or maybe like cakes. Everyone likes cakes.

LAYER ONE

• Name: Hoo boy. This is already complicated. "Tucker."
  
• Birthdate: 1976-11-27
  
• Birthplace: Ft Sill, OK
  
• Current Location: my computer desk, the office, LisaNeil's place, Bleaksburg, VA, US, Earth.
  
• Eye Color: boring brown
  
• Hair Color: likewise
  
• Height: 5'9" and change.
  
• Righty or Lefty: Righty. I'd like to be ambidextrous but there's that whole coordination issue getting in the way.
  
• Zodiac Sign: Dragon

LAYER TWO

• Your heritage: Mostly English. A bit of MacDonald and Stuart, and my mother's mother's father was a Finn.
  
• The shoes you wore today: None yet. Should I wear shoes they'll be my way cool new sandals.
  
• Your weakness: My faith in my friends?
  
• Your fears: Failing out of school permanently. Driving people away. Failure in general.
  
• Your perfect pizza: Mushrooms. (Good mushrooms.) Stuffed crust. Plenty of cheese, not too much sauce.
  
• Goal you'd like to achieve: Have my bachelor's degree by my ten-year high school reunion. (Two years and counting.)

LAYER THREE

• Your most overused phrase on AIMICQ: tossup between *grin* and *nod*
  "All the cool things in life can be described with either yes! or heh." --Bruce Sherrod
  
• Your thoughts first waking up: stupid cats!
  
• Your best physical feature: um. People tend to like my hair for some reason.
  
• Your bedtime: Depends on who else is up. Usually by midnight.
  
• Your most missed memory: As in, memory I'd most like to repeat?
  1. "There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me."
     
  2. "So should I kiss you, or would that break the mood?"
     
  3. "It's been a week for bad ideas."

LAYER FOUR

• Pepsi or Coke: RC. Most people go out of their way for the great taste of RC Cola.
  
• McDonald's or Burger King: McD's. Better fries, and if I want a burger I want a boatload of grease to go with it.
  
• Single or group dates: Depends. I usually prefer single, but wind up with a bunch of peope because, hey, they're cool too.
  
• Adidas or Nike: Barefoot, or sandals. Duh. (I can't recall the specific brand of my way cool new ones.)
  
• Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Gah. They're both repulsive, thank you.
  
• Chocolate or vanilla: The subtlety of vanilla, any day.
  
• Cappuccino or coffee: Tea. Usually Earl Grey.

LAYER FIVE Do I...

• smoke: Lord no. Briefly considered it my senior year of high school when I was hanging out at a coffee shop a lot.
  
• Cuss: I'm trying to cut down. So, only for emphasis, or if I'm exceptionally ticked off. "Profanity is the inevitable linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." --Bruce Sherrod
  
• Sing: Only if there's music in the car or stuck in my head. I did church choir in high school.
  
• Take a shower everyday: Ayup. My hair gets scary greasy otherwise.
  
• Have a crush(es): Well, yeah. Just the one, though.
  
• Do you think you've been in love: Several times. (Here we get into definition weirdness.)
  
• Want to go to college: Lord yes. It beats not going to college by a long shot, and I'm actually finding decent classes these days.
  
• Like high school: This is a loaded question. Ultimately, yeah, I liked high school. I wouldn't want to do it again, though.
  
• Want to get married: Or run away.
  
• Believe in yourself: *pokes self* Yep, I exist. (Not really, no. I'm working on it.)
  
• Get motion sickness: Nope.
  
• Think you're attractive: Hm. I think I was attractive towards the end of high school, and might be again if I lost weight.
  
• Think you're a health freak: Hardly.
  
• Get along with your parents: Iffy. I get along okay with my father these days. My mother I get along with in small doses.
  
• Like thunderstorms: Sometimes. Good solid nigh-hurricanes are fun to play in.
  
• Play an instrument: Cello for eight years. Plus I can pick out tunes on the piano and (sort of) hammer dulcimer. Also, I Frequent.

LAYER SIX In the past month...

• Drank alcohol: *thinks* Nope. In fact, maybe not this year.
  
• Smoked: No.
  
• Done a drug: Yay acetaminophen!
  
• Had sex: Yep.
  
• Made out: Yep.
  
• Gone on a date: Yep. (Interesting how these are in descending order.)
  
• Gone to the mall?: Well, seeing as how I work there...
  
• Eaten an entire box of Oreos: I have actually never done this. The massive amount of powdered chocolate in the cookie part starts to get to me after awhile, especially if I don't have any milk.
  
• Eaten sushi: *thinks* Nope.
  
• Been on stage: All the world's a whatchamacallit. Plus, I GM. (Actually officially 'onstage,' no.)
  Update: zerblinitzky points out that we couldn't avoid being onstage when we walked to/from our seats for Tempest.
  
• Gone skating: No, although I'd like to. Must remember that.
  
• Made homemade cookies: Nope.
  
• Gone skinny dipping: No.
  
• Dyed your hair: No.
  
• Stolen anything: A kiss?

LAYER SEVEN Ever...

• Played a game that required removal of clothing: *thinks* Yes, I think. It was ages ago.
  
• Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Hm. Once, I think. I don't really recall much of that evening, so probably. :)
  
• Been caught "doing something": Vague much? (Yes.)
  
• Been called a tease: Not that I know of. I've been called worse, though.
  
• Gotten beaten up: No, although it was a close thing a couple times in junior high.
  
• Shoplifted: No.
  
• Changed who you were to fit in: Yeah. Big mistake.

LAYER EIGHT

• Age you hope to be married: The right one.
  
• Numbers and Names of Children: Yar. Maybe one, maybe two. Names sort of depend on the other person involved, too. Non-boring names. No Johns, no Jennifers.
  
• Describe your dream wedding: ... I really don't know.
  
• How do you want to die: "Comfortably in my sleep, like my father-- not screaming in terror like his passengers on the bus." Seriously though, before I become completely physically nonfunctional.
  
• Where you want to go to college: *looks around* Here works for me.
  
• What do you want to be when you grow up: A writer, be it fiction or drama or criticism.
  
• What country would you most like to visit: Wales. (I know, it's techically not a country. Don't tell Plaid Cymru that, though.)

LAYER NINE In a guy/girl...

• Best eye color? Something interesting. Boring browns are, well, boring. (I have never dated someone with boring eyes, and only one person with brown eyes.)
  
• Best hair color? *thinks* I used to be a bit partial to red, but it doesn't really matter that much.
  
• Short or long hair: Long, definitely. Preferably at least mostly straight.
  
• Height: A bit shorter than me.
  
• Best weight: Irrelevant. Light enough that I can pick her up.
  
• Best articles of clothing: *blink* Huh? Not something I'd ever thought about.
  
• Best first date location: I have no idea. A decent restaurant, not so nice that you're distracted from each other.
  
• Best first kiss location: Mm... the floor. Movie theatres are overrated, as is furniture.

LAYER TEN

• Number of drugs taken illegally: Does using prescription painkiller without a prescription count?
  
• Number of people I could trust with my life: Probably far more than I think, but my gut response is five.
  
• Number of CDs that I own: I don't think I've hit two hundred yet.
  
• Number of piercings: Not a one.
  
• Number of tattoos: None. I occasionally think about getting a Jazz Fish on my upper arm.
  
• Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: Several. Not since hitting college, though.
  
• Number of scars on my body: A whole lot. I scar easily. (This may be a metaphor.)
  
• Number of things in my past that I regret: Have No Regrets is an important part of my emerging philosophy.

And now, work. All that matters is work.

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