exactly as predicted

[jazzfish]

MILDLY ANNOYING COWORKER: Are you going to the company holiday party this evening?
ME: No.
M.A.C.: Why not?
ME: Because I hate people.
M.A.C.: *laughs uproariously*

Comments

[novel_machinist]

I have an extrovert friend who is like "IT IS COLD AND IT SUCKS COME OUT WITH ME"


Like... she's missing the whole point of life right now.

[reedrover]

I'm an extrovert with self-diagnosed SADD, so everyone should come out and play with me in the cold sun! Come plaaaaay!

... But once the light disappears, everyone should come to my house to entertain me because like hell I'm going out there. It's cold and dark and scary.

[jazzfish]

*laugh* That seems like a reasonable set of desires.

I'm not saying I'd indulge you, mind, but it seems reasonable.

[novel_machinist]

LOL This is basically them exactly. I love visiting tho, HAVING VISITORS NOW, that's an entirely different thing XD

[jazzfish]

THIS IS WHAT BLANKETS AND TEA AND BOOKS WERE INVENTED FOR

[novel_machinist]

COFFEE AND COCOA AND VIDEO GAMES AND PETS AND BLANKETS OUT OF THE DRIER!!!