thud. here, have some stuff.

[jazzfish]

Scenes From An Alternate Universe Where The Beatles Accepted Lorne Michaels’ Generous Offer: "January 7th, 1981. Lennon, Harrison and Starr attend the funeral of a New Yorker named Mark David Chapman, who committed suicide in mid-December and whose apartment, after the fact, was revealed to be a shrine to the Beatles." Bloody well amazing, and I should just start reading MGK on my own. [via Wunderland]

Feral houses. [via the whole world's only source for Fafblog.]

Liu Bolin. . . The Invisible Man: "He just paints himself." Amazing. [via matociquala]

Slumped Pizza: "[T]he pizza experienced a high-temperature, low-pressure event which has been theoretically located to the second rack of my oven, and then was broken into eight ~equal area terranes separated along a radial series of fractures."

Cat and Girl make Christmas cards.

But She Has 8 ranks in the "Bluff" Skill...: "All it is some woman whining about how everyone in her party wouldn't let her make any decisions, about how something called a Couric made her look like a complete idiot (I couldn't find it in the monster manual but, I'm guessing it must be like a Sphinx), and how her group leader McCain wouldn't let her be rogue enough."

Story in pictures: Eric. Has a bit of the same feel as "Owly." Wonderful.