Words are inadequate

You know, I was very disturbed this year to learn that although I can now eat pretty much whatever I want, what I want is still the same cheap crappy frozen burritos I ate in college. I think something is wrong with me.

Also, self-evaluations at work suck. When I had to do them, I always gave myself the highest marks in everything, on the logic that not doing so was essentially saying "I can do a better job than I've been doing, but eh" which seemed unwise.