Words are inadequate

*chuckle* Apologies. No, Glyndwr is a ten-year-old white boxy Mazda who makes loud screeching noises when it's wet or when the heater is on and has been almost, but not quite, more trouble than he's worth. [Named after the last real Prince of Wales, who according to Shakespeare could call forth spirits from the vasty deep. Though it's unclear as to whether they came when he did call them.]