Oct. 25th, 2011

jazzfish: artist painting a bird, looking at an egg for reference (Clairvoyance)
(via [personal profile] thanate; hers are "rules" but these are way too flexible to even be "guidelines.")

1) I don't know anything about writing. Rather, what I know about writing is on the level of freshman chemistry. Then you take O-chem and in the first week they say "Remember all that stuff you learned in freshman chemistry? Yeah, that was all lies we told you so you could grok some basic concepts. Here's how it really is." Then they do it again next year in P-chem.

2) "To be a writer, you must write. And no amount of prep-work is writing. Research is not writing. Taking notes about the world is not writing. Thinking about writing is not writing. Only writing is writing." --Gene Wolfe

3) Which is not to say that you don't need to do all those things. You might. You may also need to stare out the window for hours, play mindless video games, pet the cat, babble about how stuck you are, whatever. Not writing is part of the writing process. Just don't let it replace writing. (Hence why I tag these posts with "not writing.")

4) The way to get better at writing X is to write X. This is true for any value of X you can think of: "every day," "complete stories," "complex characters," anything. If you don't write X, you won't get any better at it.

5) Corollary: when you start writing X for the first time, you will be awful at it. This is normal. Do not give up. The second time it'll be a little less awful, and so on.

6) If you aren't having fun writing it, don't: no one else will have fun reading it. Shorten the boring transition, put a crisis in the middle of the expository dialogue, give the characters elaborately ridiculous hats. I have a sign (stolen from Steve Brust, who stole it from Gene Wolfe) that says "I am going to tell you something cool," so I can see it when I'm about to write something I think is dull, and write something awesome instead.

7) Say it with me: "I am a writer, and I will finish the shit that I started." Writing means finishing.

8) Which is not to say that finishing a draft is finishing a story. Writing also means revising.

9) Listen to your readers but don't take what they say as gospel. If only one person out of your group of eight has a problem with something, it may be just that reader. Or it may be a genuine problem that the other seven passed over for some reason. (PNH: "When someone tells you something is wrong in your story, they're usually right; when they tell you how to fix it, they're often wrong.")

10) Write the best damn thing you can, then send it out and start writing the next one. When it comes back, send it out again. After a certain point, whether a story gets bought is entirely up to whether it hits the right editor.

ETA: Ann (and from earlier). Alec. L. Blankenship. KLAGOR. Alena. Blair. Fran. LaShawn.
jazzfish: A small grey Totoro, turning around. (Totoro)
Oh, that's interesting (he said with distaste): if I set a userpic for a post on Dreamwidth, it shows up properly on DW, and on my individual journal page on LJ, but on "friends" pages on LJ it just shows up as the default fish. Grr. (ETA: and half an hour later, it's working fine. Database cache problem, maybe.)



I take it back; I've missed autumn. The leaves scuffled delightfully yesterevening, and Cardero Park (a wide grassy tree-lined avenue) has come over all yellowgreen. Stanley Park looks about the same, being mostly cedars, except for the patches of color here and there. And I have fuzzy slippers and a gas fireplace, and a little cat that wants to curl up next to me while I'm writing on the couch. I'm good with this.

Meanwhile, have some random stuff I found on the internet:

I cannot tell whether these writer's dice are awesome or dippy. Good thing I have a week to decide.

The always delightful [livejournal.com profile] nineweaving and her amazing commenters [and now I sound like I'm advertising a circus act] take down what sounds like a very bad movie indeed: "Wouldn't it be cool if Shakespeare wasn't Shakespeare?" (See also MGK: I come to bury Snooki, not praise her.)

In it for the money: $150 cash: "I'm gonna level with you: I'm writing this because I need $150 this month."

Thirteen observations made by Lemony Snicket while watching Occupy Wall Street from a discreet distance. I'm partial to #11, myself.

Along similar lines, Duncan "Atrios" Black on Twitter last week: "'Shit Is Fucked Up And Bullshit' is a much better slogan than my generation's 'Where's The Beef?'" (Context, if required.)

Jim Hines writes an open letter to the BSA.

Game Design, New-School: "In short, it was amazing to see just how much game play, and sense of mechanics, is hard-coded into kids by (I assume) video games now. I kind of want to bottle my nephew and squeeze him out for some intro RPG rules."

And [livejournal.com profile] mariness watches (and masterfully snarks) The Three Musketeers (2011): "For reasons that DEFY PHYSICS and CHEMISTRY, I have decided to GO SCUBA DIVING in Venice WHILE WEARING STEEL ALL OVER MY HEAD and some of my body. Those of you hoping that this is an INTELLIGENT REFERENCE to The Man in the Iron Mask should probably quell those hopes."

Right. Work.

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