Mostly funny
May. 10th, 2004 10:29 amAragorn and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day: "At the Council Gandalf didn’t introduce me and Boromir made faces at me and when I stuck my tongue out at him Elrond yelled at me for being rude and now I have to copy 'My courtesy is somewhat lessened of late' 100 times and they still won’t let me reforge the shards of Narsil." [via ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
jude]
Meet Anton Chekov: "The young man in the jean jacket above insisted that Chekov only sign his autograph, rather than making it out to anyone in particular. He proudly announced, 'When you die, this is going to be worth lots of money!'" [viachadu]
The Jerry Springer Show (Philosophy): "[Bleep] you! Fat-ass Foucaultian ho!" [via Electrolite]
Syr Agricolo by James D. MacDonald. As Teresa says, "the more you know about English metrical romances, the funnier this gets." Also of note [in the comments] is John M. Ford's explanation of Why No Broad Shall Get No Goods In Salic Land [from Harry of Five Points I ii].
From Neil Gaiman, a fairly inexplicable soy sauce ad.
Donald Rumsfeld's Battle with the Truth: "In no case shall information be classified in order to: (1) conceal violations of law, inefficiency, or administrative error; (2) prevent embarrassment to a person, organization, or agency."
Classes done. Need to finish revising two stories for Fiction and take exams for HoDaT and Geography and then the semester will be done. And not a moment too soon, says I. *thud*
jude]Meet Anton Chekov: "The young man in the jean jacket above insisted that Chekov only sign his autograph, rather than making it out to anyone in particular. He proudly announced, 'When you die, this is going to be worth lots of money!'" [via
chadu]The Jerry Springer Show (Philosophy): "[Bleep] you! Fat-ass Foucaultian ho!" [via Electrolite]
Syr Agricolo by James D. MacDonald. As Teresa says, "the more you know about English metrical romances, the funnier this gets." Also of note [in the comments] is John M. Ford's explanation of Why No Broad Shall Get No Goods In Salic Land [from Harry of Five Points I ii].
From Neil Gaiman, a fairly inexplicable soy sauce ad.
Donald Rumsfeld's Battle with the Truth: "In no case shall information be classified in order to: (1) conceal violations of law, inefficiency, or administrative error; (2) prevent embarrassment to a person, organization, or agency."
Classes done. Need to finish revising two stories for Fiction and take exams for HoDaT and Geography and then the semester will be done. And not a moment too soon, says I. *thud*