thanks, shauna

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Update: thanks to skreidle for determining that these came from the BBC Top 100 Books of 2003... I'd seen the list before but was too lazy to dig up an actual source.

I am so ashamed.

I have discovered a rather guilty pleasure.

You burden me with your questions,
You'd have me tell no lies.
You're always asking what it's all about--
But don't listen to my replies.

Fortunately or un, it's far too bright down here to turn off all the lights and start dancing with my stobe light on.

The things, you say,
Your purple prose just gives you away.
The things, you say,
You're UNBELIEVABLE!