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"While I can now say that it is true that you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar (actually didn't catch any with vinegar, but I only decided at the last minute to try it), I am here to tell you that you can catch a lot of flies, very quickly, with a high-powered vacuum cleaner." --Tony Tribby

Man trapped in bathroom by cat: "It took two police officers and animal control officer Ron Sabean, to subdue the seven-year-old cat." [from [livejournal.com profile] laughin]

When I have a nine o'clock class for the first time in well over a week, and thus have to wake up before eight for the first time in well over a week, I should not leave my tea sitting on the counter. Especially not if I have to go from 20C Lit to Chemistry lab to Shakespeare before coming home. Yesterday was slightly unpleasant.
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Adventures in Mamboland

"Jazz Fish, a saxophone playing wanderer, finds himself in Mamboland at a critical phase in his life." --Howie Green, on his book Jazz Fish Zen

Yeah. That sounds about right.

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