(With apologies to Kieran Healy)
What will I not do?
Argue politics on the internet.
With whom will I not argue politics on the internet?
Those with whom I disagree about consequences, also known as idiots.
Whom else?
Those with whom I disagree about first principles, also known as evil bastards.
And?
Those to whom I am related, on the rare occasion when they do not fall into the previous categories.
In what circumstances may I argue politics?
When I am talking with people I respect and who respect me.
When will these circumstances arise on the internet?
Not at times when I feel an urge to argue politics.
What will I not do?
Argue politics on the internet.
What will I not do?
Argue politics on the internet.
With whom will I not argue politics on the internet?
Those with whom I disagree about consequences, also known as idiots.
Whom else?
Those with whom I disagree about first principles, also known as evil bastards.
And?
Those to whom I am related, on the rare occasion when they do not fall into the previous categories.
In what circumstances may I argue politics?
When I am talking with people I respect and who respect me.
When will these circumstances arise on the internet?
Not at times when I feel an urge to argue politics.
What will I not do?
Argue politics on the internet.