Thud: Thessaly, and off to Wiscon

May. 22nd, 2013 12:09 am
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Posted by Jo Walton

Words: 2241
Total words: 58949
Files: 4
Tea: Peppermint.
Music: Orchestral Suites 1&2
Reason for stopping: People stop? People stop when they're writing about Socrates trying to have a dialogue with robots? No, wait, people do totally stop and go to bed and then go to Wiscon in the morning.

I'm off to Wiscon in the morning! I am packed. I'm going by train to Chicago and then I have a ride from there with ashnistrike. I'll be reading in Madison on Thursday, and there for the con, and not home again until Wednesday night next week. I did think seriously about taking the DOS laptop with me so I could write on the train, but I decided the DOS laptop is too precious to risk. Normal thuds will be resumed as soon as possible.

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May. 21st, 2013 06:45 pm
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Saint-Malo: Rooftops and Chimneys

May. 21st, 2013 06:53 pm
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Posted by Kristin Cashore

One of the first things I noticed about Saint-Malo is the distinctive wide, flat chimneys. I was told this is very typical in Brittany. I couldn't get enough of them. I've mentioned before that Saint-Malo is a city inside a wall; I took some of these pictures while standing on the ground and some from the wall.




From the wall.

This one too,

and this one,

 and this one. I haven't shown you any pictures of the sea yet,
but they're coming. We'll climb down those steps in a future post :)


The Llama Problem

May. 21st, 2013 04:49 pm
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Here is a brilliant essay about sexism in culture and literature, using the extended metaphor of llamas.

From time to time, I mention that I am different from most people, that my mind doesn't work the same way.  And one of the more dramatic examples goes like this.

*movie with cannibalistic scaly llamas*

Me: "This is stupid.  Llamas are fluffy."

Normal person: "No they aren't."

Me: "There is a fluffy llama.  Look, llamas are fluffy."

Normal person: "WTF?  Everyone knows llamas aren't fluffy!"

Me: "Also they hum."

Normal person: "How would you EVEN KNOW THAT?"

Me: "By knowing some damn llamas!"

Normal person: "ZOMGWTFBBQ!  Shut up now!"

Me: *write fluffy llamas*

I'm social teflon.  Everyone saying something that is observably false does not convince me that they are right.  It convinces me that everyone else is crazy.  And of course, they think I'm the crazy one, because when there's a disagreement of claims, I go looking for evidence and I favor factual examples over people's beliefs.  This is really, really unpopular.  It drives many people bugfuck.  

On the other hoof, it's great for crowdfunding.  You want some fluffy llamas?  Bring 'em.  I'll write something.  I'm really good at filling cultural gaps that way.  I enjoy it.  I actively look for this stuff, because it leads to stories that haven't been told a million times.  Fresh stories are often better stories; they hook readers more and harder.  I like that a lot.  I like it as a reader, a writer, a reviewer, an editor, a prompter, a donor ... everything.  I just like it.

And yes, real llamas do hum.  I learned this at the county fair one year when somebody brought llamas.  Because I am a writer and everything is research it never really shuts off.  I am a fountain of random weird trivia like that, and that's where I get the cool concrete details that I drop into my writing.

Food For Thoughtless

May. 21st, 2013 10:00 pm
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Posted by Not Always Right

Coffee Shop | Derby, England, UK

(The store I work in is now a very popular coffee brand store. We’ve been open for two weeks. The building was previously a food and dining store, but the building had been empty eight months prior to our store opening.)

Me: “Hello, sir, how are you today?”

Customer: “Well, I’m not very d*** good now!”

Me: “Oh, I’m ever so sorry to hear that! How can I help you today?”

Customer: “I came here for some breakfast, but you’re not [old store] any more!”

Me: “Well, we do have breakfast options. We can heat them for yo—”

Customer: “NO GOOD! I WANTED HOT FOOD!”

Me: “We can do you hot food; we offer porridge, and of course our lovely hot dr—”

Customer: “IT’S S***! IT’S GARBAGE, THAT’S WHAT IT IS! I WON’T PUT UP WITH IT!”

(While he’s steadily getting angrier, another customer has entered the store behind him.)

Me: “Um, there’s not really much else I can do I’m afraid, sir. Was there anything I can help you with?”

Customer: “Yes, I’ll have a… NO! I’ll go somewhere else. THIS IS TOTAL S***! What do you have to say for yourself?!”

Me: “Er… I’m sorry but [old store] hasn’t been open on this site for almost a year, so there really is nothing I can do about it. If that is everything, I will just serve the next customer who has been waiting patiently. Thank you, have a good d—”

Customer: “I’M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU! I WA—”

Next Customer: “Well, she’s finished with YOU! You’re obviously bloody stupid; EVERYONE knows that [old store] hasn’t been here for ages! It’s too d*** early for you to be yelling at this poor girl! Now, sod off and let me get my coffee!”

(The first customer all but runs from the store.)

Me: “Wow, thank you for that! I’m so sorry you had to step in though!”

Next Customer: “No worries, my darling! Hey, I recognise you; didn’t you work at [popular fast food store]?”

Me: “Yup! Five years of putting up with customers like that; I think I may have brought them with me!”

Next Customer: “Oh, dear me. Well, this is for you, darling! Keep that smile going!”

(The woman hands me a £5 note, swiftly followed by several more from the other customers in the store, all of whom come over when they hear where I used to work!)

Meme from surexit

May. 21st, 2013 02:19 pm
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Tell me a little about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you several sentences from that story.

Fandoms (in order of enthusiasm): Sinbad, Marvel Comics (Avengers, Heroes for Hire, Captain Britain), Babylon 5, Quantum Leap, Justice League International, The A-Team (2010), MCU, Star Trek (TOS, AOS, TNG), The Lord of the Rings (books), Highlander, Doctor Who (Eight and Nine). Other stuff that you've seen me like, but which I have obviously forgotten to list.

I will finish the last meme soon. I'm just posting from the library, and don't have time to reread.
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My friend Marina Bonomi tipped me to this steamfunk movie project, "Rite of Passage."  They had my attention at Harriet Tubman + John Henry + steam fiction.

Steampunk: it's not just for white blokes anymore.  I am so thrilled to see someone else working that angle.

new blood joins this earth

May. 21st, 2013 02:20 pm
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Karen Lord, Redemption in Indigo (2010): two things at once. One is a sometimes farcical tale of Paama and Ansige, sincere cook and compulsive overeater; the other, more sober, centers upon a djombi or spirit who is deprived of the chaos stick that---obvious jokes aside---enables his job to be carried out. Despite early information that Anansi plays a part, it's very much a "how" story, not a "what," and (I think) either one appreciates its method/manner/tone or one doesn't.

Others have posted clearer reviews/comments; see e.g. starlady, oyceter, rachelmanija, and rushthatspeaks. For me, there wasn't enough Paama either in setup or during the longish exploration of how Paama and the deprived djombi interact. I liked the djombi-only scenes and the sense of layer(s) beyond the machinations Anansi himself enacts, since Anansi stories account for most of my prior exposure to tales in the tradition where West Africa and the Caribbean overlap.

Read "The Museum of Mortality"

May. 21st, 2013 04:12 pm
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My story "The Museum of Mortality" (Part 1 and Part 2) has been sponsored by Amelia Margetts. It is now visible to the public.
Brelig works in a museum while recovering from a sea monster fight.
Brelig works hard to regain his stamina for warsailor work
.

This is a sequel to "Without Fail" so if you haven't already read that, I recommend starting there.
Warsailor Brelig meets License Master Alaaffi on a cruise ship.

You Have To Laugh About The New Scarf

May. 21st, 2013 09:00 pm
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Posted by Not Always Right

Retail | Kildare, Ireland

(A customer has seen a scarf that she likes, and wants to buy two identical pairs. Unfortunately there is only two of the same style in stock.)

Customer: “But I don’t like this one…”

Me: “Um… they’re identical.”

Customer: “No they’re not! I want two like this one!”

Me: “I’m sorry, miss, they are the exact same pattern and the exact same colour. There is absolutely no difference. Look, I’ll compare them… see?”

Customer: “Do you think I’m stupid? DO YOU? This one is a darker shade. I want the lighter shade. I AM NOT AN IDIOT!”

Me: “I’m sorry; maybe it’s the lighting. I’ll just grab another from the stock room, and I’ll be right back.”

(I hide in the stockroom for a minute with her second scarf, doing nothing. I then come back out with the exact same scarf.)

Me: “I have found one just like the other one.”

Customer: “See? I knew they were different! This third one is perfect!”

(She buys them both.)

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May. 21st, 2013 03:25 pm
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You know how sometimes you all of a sudden remember the existence of an author from your childhood, and you go, "really? Was the heroine's love interest actually a pig that that turned into a dragon? Did the fairies seriously turn out to be aliens that made them do it? Did the villainness have sex with an evil broom? Did that really happen?"

So when I went home this weekend I did my best to see if I could locate my old copies of Mary Brown's novels. The only one I have so far found is Strange Deliverance, which I remembered as "the fairies are aliens who make them do it," but I FULLY BELIEVE THE OTHERS EXISTED AND I WILL LOCATE THEM. (Though if anyone else has read any of Mary Brown's books, corroborative evidence is also welcomed.)

Anyway, my memory is not quite accurate about Strange Deliverance; the climax turns out to involve fairies vs. aliens who make the local kids do it, or at least turn up with some experimented-upon fetuses in HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES after entrancing the local prom queen and her hapless boyfriend into going up to the fairy circle (where the aliens are currently hanging out) and playing "Sleeping Beauty" every couple of months.

Oh, also, everything takes place in a post-apocalyptic town with a eugenicidal dictator. Aforementioned dictator helpfully reveals his fascist eugenicidal ambitions in the prologue.

Then we have a timeskip; midway through the book, our protagonists are SHOCKED when someone points out that in a town where no disabled infants survive a day past their birth, the only gay couple disappeared in mysterious circumstances a few days after making their sexuality public, and the only people of color who were in the town's original population never married or had children despite marriage and children being compulsory for everyone else, this MIGHT be part of the all-powerful town dictator's sinister design!

(There is black character in the book. She is the Magical Herb-Woman who lives just outside the town and provides helpful, sage, unselfish mystical wisdom to all of the white kids who are our protagonists.

There are also disabled characters in the book. They are mentally disabled twins, innocent and completely indistinguishable souls who are so naively devoted to Prom Queen that they follow her around, carry her stuff, and trot nobly and self-sacrificingly with her into ill-advised fairy circle alien experimentation shenanigans. The narrative is very eager tell you about all the times they comically mess up their words.)

Anyway our actual protagonist doesn't really do much except go to mandatory sexy summer camp with her boyfriend and think half-worried and half-judgmental thoughts about Prom Queen. Eventually she gets a magical unicorn ring, but that's not really . . . important . . .? GIVEN THAT THE MAIN PLOT INVOLVES ALIENS AND POST-APOCALYPTIC DICTATORSHIP. Spoilers I guess. )

MARY BROWN, you guys.
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Posted by Not Always Right

Bank | FL, USA

(I’m working at my teller window when a client with a bandaged hand comes up with a deposit.)

Me: “Hello! Welcome to [bank]. I see that you hurt your hand; were you fighting with a dragon?”

Client: “Yes, and it won.”

Me: “Was it a big dragon?”

Client: “No, it was a little one. But he didn’t play fair. He used fire!”

Me: “Oh, no! Well, better luck to you next time. Here’s your receipt. Have a wonderful day!”

Client: “You too! Thanks!” *walks out the door*

(My boss, who has been standing behind me the whole time, finally speaks up.)

Boss: “That was not normal…”

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May. 21st, 2013 02:35 pm
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Fic meme snagged from [personal profile] dira:

I have 24 works archived at AO3. Pick a number from 1 (the most recent) to 24 (the first thing I posted there), and I'll tell you three things I currently like about it.

Meeting up offline

May. 21st, 2013 02:35 pm
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This weekend, I'll be attending Wiscon for the first time. My badge name will be Tari, and I'll try to scribble my Dreamwidth name on there so I should be recognizable. I already know several of you will be there, but if you haven't mentioned it on your journal but are attending, please let me know!

From June 1-2, I'll be in New York for my tenth high school reunion. (Technically flying in on May 31, but I'll be arriving too late to hang out with anyone on Friday night.) Due to various commitments, I think I'll only be actually free to meet up on Saturday between 2-8 PM, but I am planning on emailing everyone I know who'll be in New York to see if we can hang out briefly. Except I just want to make sure I don't leave anyone out...if you're in New York, and I didn't email you last time about meeting up, leave a comment!

Hoping to make more trips home to New York in the future, since it actually is feasible to fly home for a weekend and not miss any days of work, but still trying my best to make sure I see everyone in the time I have.

ETA: Made this post public since I think some Wiscon-goers in my circle are not on my access list.

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May. 21st, 2013 03:11 pm
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No one told me that Nancy Garden wrote a book about Joan of Arc!

I have far too many books to read, but I can't possibly not read this.

Writing meme

May. 21st, 2013 02:06 pm
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Snagged from [personal profile] kayim :

I currently have 206 (!!!!) works posted on AO3. Choose a random number - no peeking! - between 1 and 206 inclusive, and I will tell you three things I currently like about that story.

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